# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/201 "2001-05-01T02:14:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > A: That fuzzy little ball at the end of a poodle’s tail. Q: What does Ross Perot clean his ears with? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/202 "2001-05-01T02:57:02Z")
Answer: Time. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/203 "2001-05-01T03:17:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: Time. \*\* Q. What is the downfall of the mayfly (lifespan of about two weeks)? * * * A. Evil ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/204 "2001-05-01T06:03:46Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > A. Evil \*\* Q: What do you get when you read the title of Black Sabbath’s ‘Live’ album backwards. A: Monkey Wards ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/205 "2001-05-01T07:13:01Z")
A: Monkey Wards Q: Where should I start looking for the controls for the animatronic George Bush? * * * A: Only if you absolutely must. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/206 "2001-05-01T08:25:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aviddiva \* > \*\* > > A: Only if you absolutely must. \*\* Question: Mind if I love you in the back door? Answer: It is, now that Home Improvement is off the air. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/207 "2001-05-01T08:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > Answer: It is, now that Home Improvement is off the air. \*\* Q: Is the period of Tribulations, presaging the coming of the Antichrist, over yet? * * * A: Five miles high and rising. ---
**Author:** ![gadgetgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@gadgetgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gadgetgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/208 "2001-05-01T09:03:16Z")
[\*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > A: Five miles high and rising. \*\* Q: Hey, where is Rober Downey Jr right now? A: wax on, wax off ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/209 "2001-05-01T09:10:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gadgetgirl \* > \*\*A: wax on, wax off \*\* How do I get rid of unwanted pubic hair, Mr. Miyagi? A : Little bitty buggers with great big eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/210 "2001-05-01T09:53:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by gadgetgirl \* > > \*\*A: wax on, wax off \*\* > > How do I get rid of unwanted pubic hair, Mr. Miyagi? > > A : Little bitty buggers with great big eyes. \*\* Question: What do Unca Cecil’s kids look like? Answer: We can make you stronger, faster… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/211 "2001-05-01T15:16:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: We can make you stronger, faster… \*\* Question: So what exactly are the advantages of this stainless steel penile implant? Answer: Bangkok. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/212 "2001-05-01T15:35:56Z")
Q: Where can one night make a hard man humble? * * * A: Not if you want the pidgeons to remain calm! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/213 "2001-05-01T15:51:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beadalin \* > A: Not if you want the pidgeons to remain calm! Q: Should I put coffee grounds in with the birdseed? * * * A: Nine-inch nails ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/214 "2001-05-01T22:03:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*A: Nine-inch nails > \*\* Having what eccentric body part is the only thing to make a man turn down a handjob? * * * A. Colonel Mustard in the dining room with the pick-axe!! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/215 "2001-05-01T22:38:23Z")
Sorry to interrupt, but did you ever have one of those times when you thought of the perfect response 5 hours later? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gadgetgirl \* > \*\*A: wax on, wax off \*\* How does Mr. Waxon deal with sexual frustration? Thanks … I’ll be here all week! ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/216 "2001-05-02T00:19:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Zoggie_: > > A. Colonel Mustard in the dining room with the pick-axe!! Q: Who was Jeffrey Dahmer’s childhood role model? =============================================== A: April Showers and May Flowers. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/217 "2001-05-02T00:50:18Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* \*\* [QUOTE A: April Showers and May Flowers. \*\*[/QUOTE] Question: Which transsexual hookers shall we send Eddie Murphy tonight? Answer: 867-5309. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/218 "2001-05-02T01:47:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > Answer: 867-5309. What is the telephone number of an Islington flat where I once went to a very good party and met a very nice girl whom I totally failed to get off with (she went off with a gate-crasher)? Whoever gets this reference (and quotes the previous paragraph) gets to design my sig for a week! A: Indigo ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/219 "2001-05-02T02:41:33Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SpinneZiege_: > > What is the telephone number of an Islington flat where I once went to a very good party and met a very nice girl whom I totally failed to get off with (she went off with a gate-crasher)? > > Whoever gets this reference (and quotes the previous paragraph) gets to design my sig for a week! There are _way_ too many HHGTTG fans on this board for that to be anywhere close to a mysterious reference. No matter… your sig line for the week shall be: SpinneZiege- or perhaps you know me by my Indian name: “Dances With Nobody”. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/220 "2001-05-02T02:57:20Z")
Spienne!!! You HAVE to let me answer the question!!! My NAME (screen name) is FenchurchIV- I LIVE the Hitchhiker’s Guide!!! AHHH!! That said, that was by Arthur…and he was talking about how he failed to pick up Trillian, Zaphod’s girlfriend. 🙂 back to your regularly scheduled game, kids… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=12)