# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/221 "2001-05-02T03:09:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* > A: Indigo Q: What is the trade name of the best-selling laxative in Bombay? A: Mad Cow Disease ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/222 "2001-05-02T03:16:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > \*\*A: Mad Cow Disease \*\* Q. What is FOX planning to debunk in a new conspiracy-theory television program? * * * A. Fog as thick as pea soup ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/223 "2001-05-02T09:12:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. Fog as thick as pea soup \*\* Q: What Chinese say about Phileas Fog plan to travel world in 80 day? * * * A: Where did all those chickens come from? ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/224 "2001-05-02T10:15:53Z")
Q. What did the bookstore employee say when the new magazine “Playhen” made its debut? A. Neoprene and polyester, but not nylon. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/225 "2001-05-02T10:16:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*A: Where did all those chickens come from? \*\* Q: What were Colonel Sanders famous last words? * * * A: I am the lizard king! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/226 "2001-05-02T15:23:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > > Answer: 867-5309. > > What is the telephone number of an Islington flat where I once went to a very good party and met a very nice girl whom I totally failed to get off with (she went off with a gate-crasher)?\*\* Was her name **Jenny** by any chance? [sub]a little twist back to the original reference - no sig design offered.[/sub] > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by brother rat_ > **A: I am the lizard king!** Q: What could George W. most often be heard screaming at the top of his lungs from his dorm roof in the seventies? A: The Cuervo Gold; The fine Columbian. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/227 "2001-05-02T16:11:31Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Baraqiyal \* > A. Neoprene and polyester, but not nylon._\* Q: What’s in Barry Manilow’s wardrobe? * * * > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > A: The Cuervo Gold; The fine Columbian. Q: How do you make top-quality Mexican coffee? * * * A: Simply red ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/228 "2001-05-02T18:52:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\* > A: Simply red \*\* Question: What color are the sheets after you sleep with a female virgin? Answer: Those are the facts. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/229 "2001-05-02T22:28:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: Those are the facts. \*\* Are you SERIOUSLY telling me that a penguin broke into the white house, took hostages, had his way with the women, before threatening to unleash the polar bears on Washington D.C.? * * * A. A puppy’s nose. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/230 "2001-05-03T01:27:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by SpinneZiege_: > > > > What is the telephone number of an Islington flat where I once went to a very good party and met a very nice girl whom I totally failed to get off with (she went off with a gate-crasher)? > > > > Whoever gets this reference (and quotes the previous paragraph) gets to design my sig for a week! > > There are _way_ too many HHGTTG fans on this board for that to be anywhere close to a mysterious reference. No matter… your sig line for the week shall be: > > SpinneZiege- or perhaps you know me by my Indian name: “Dances With Nobody”. \*\* Damnit! I’ve got to start referencing obscure 1920’s spy novels! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/231 "2001-05-03T08:59:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. A puppy’s nose. \*\* Q: What’s small, round, has a wet tip, and is often unexpectedly poked into sensitive areas of one’s body? * * * A: “Oooh… **fluffy** …” ---
**Author:** ![dodge\_this](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@dodge\_this](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dodge_this)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/232 "2001-05-03T09:52:47Z")
Q: “How do you like my new…wig?” * * * A: Egg tarts ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/233 "2001-05-03T12:02:28Z")
Q: What’s another name for poultry sluts? A: Back in the Saddle Again ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/234 "2001-05-03T12:38:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chrome Spot \* > **Q: What’s another name for poultry sluts?** Yes, but do they come first? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/235 "2001-05-04T00:25:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chrome Spot \* > \*\* > A: Back in the Saddle Again \*\* Q. What song did Catherine the Great and her equine-lover consider “theirs”? (Yes I’m aware Cecil debunked this…) A. He’s just easily distracted. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/236 "2001-05-04T03:07:50Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chrome Spot \* > A. He’s just easily distracted. [url="[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=61236](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=61236) "What do we say to Jester driving through the garage door? Ok, I guess this one was a little _too_ below the belt. A: My hair color. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/237 "2001-05-04T03:10:33Z")
Ok, me dum ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/238 "2001-05-04T08:42:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* > A: My hair color. Q: What’s yellow on top and dark underneath? * * * A: Chocolate finger. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/239 "2001-05-04T12:34:31Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by jr8_: > > A: Chocolate finger. Q: What affliction do people with itchy-butt syndrome often wake up with? ============================================ A: A tranquilizer dart gun. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/240 "2001-05-04T15:32:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\* > A: A tranquilizer dart gun. \*\* Q: After a bender, what does Robert Downey Jr use to “take the edge off”? Next Answer: A pile of dog poop the size of a Volkswagen Beetle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=13)