# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/241 "2001-05-04T17:26:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*Next Answer: A pile of dog poop the size of a Volkswagen Beetle. \*\* Q: Clifford, Bad dog! What did you do on the rug? Bad dog! * * * A: Only if you go first. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/242 "2001-05-04T19:40:34Z")
A: Only if you go first. Q: So, like, do you wanna play Beerhunter? (from GWN, Bob & Doug: think of it as Canadian russian roullette) * * * A: Because it is there. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/243 "2001-05-04T23:25:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aviddiva \* > \*\*A: Because it is there. \*\* Q. Why does a man strive to eat a chocolate pie the size of Anarctica? A. A dog from a bird’s eye view. ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/244 "2001-05-05T05:15:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > A. A dog from a bird’s eye view. \*\* Q: How does an Englishman’s new girlfiend perceive his ex? A: Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/245 "2001-05-05T05:59:01Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Daemon \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill! \*\* Question: What is Russ Meyer’s best movie. Answer: Well, it was there when I last looked. ---
**Author:** ![gadgetgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@gadgetgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gadgetgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/246 "2001-05-05T08:17:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > Answer: Well, it was there when I last looked. \*\* Q:What comment did John Travolta have about his movie career? A: The horror, the horror. ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/247 "2001-05-05T08:54:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gadgetgirl \* > \*\*A: The horror, the horror. \*\* Q: How would you describe Marlin Brando’s career since Apocalypse Now? A: Cursed be all ye who enter here. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/248 "2001-05-05T09:10:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baraqiyal \* > \*\*A: Cursed be all ye who enter here. \*\* Question: What does it say on Howard Stern’s belt buckle? Answer: Do the dew. ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/249 "2001-05-05T18:34:38Z")
Q: What’s the only thing Darrel Strawberry can do after having snorted everything else? A: A leather cover. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/250 "2001-05-05T18:43:00Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dave Swaney_: > > A: A leather cover. Q: What does Ricardo Montalbon hope to have his skin replaced with some day? ============================ A: Because they don’t make a sport utility vehicle big enough. ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/251 "2001-05-05T19:04:52Z")
Q: Why does Barbra Streisand’s ego arrive in its own limo? A: Syntax error. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/252 "2001-05-05T21:56:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dave Swaney \* > \*\*A: Syntax error. \*\* What are the SDMB servers constantly outputting? * * * A: Frodo lives! ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/253 "2001-05-05T22:13:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* > > What are the SDMB servers constantly outputting? > > * * * > > A: Frodo lives! \*\* Q: What was the name of Samwise’s short lived hobbit punk band? A: It’s always that small. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/254 "2001-05-05T22:56:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\*A: It’s always that small. \*\* Q. Are you turned off by my practice of braiding my pubic hair or…? A. Animal tracks all around my house. ---
**Author:** ![gadgetgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@gadgetgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gadgetgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/255 "2001-05-06T04:01:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > A. Animal tracks all around my house. \*\* Q. How can you tell that the Muppets have found your secret hide out and are closing in? A. Jungle Boogie ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/256 "2001-05-06T07:32:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gadgetgirl \* > > A. Jungle Boogie \*\* Q: What would a Sub-Saharan pull out of his nose? Now that we have that out of the way, let’s continue: A: 40 acres and a mule ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/257 "2001-05-06T10:01:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > \*\*A: 40 acres and a mule \*\* Question: What was the dowry that came with Barbara Bush? Answer: These boots are made for walkin’. ---
**Author:** ![gadgetgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@gadgetgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gadgetgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/258 "2001-05-06T10:36:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > Q: What would a Sub-Saharan pull out of his nose? > \*\* I really did ask for that one, didn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/259 "2001-05-06T20:23:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: These boots are made for walkin’. \*\* Q. Is it just me or have you been spending a lot of time hiking around the gulch since you purchased those new knee high leather leapord-print boots? A. Beware the projectile marshmellows. ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/260 "2001-05-06T20:28:03Z")
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