# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/261 "2001-05-06T23:36:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dave Swaney \* > \*\*A: White AND bright! \*\* Q. What are they saying about the new dentures for senior citizens that allow the wearer to see in the dark as well? A. Bob Dole’s promoting Whipple Toilet Paper now, too… ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/262 "2001-05-07T04:20:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. Bob Dole’s promoting Whipple Toilet Paper now, too… \*\* Q: Of Bob Dole’s current endorsements (Viagra, Pepsi, etc.), which does he actually use the most? Great thread, let’s keep it up! Oops, that was a plug for both Viagra and Britney… A: Yo Momma! ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/263 "2001-05-07T23:07:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > \*\*Q: Of Bob Dole’s current endorsements (Viagra, Pepsi, etc.), which does he actually use the most? > > Great thread, let’s keep it up! Oops, that was a plug for both Viagra and Britney… > > A: Yo Momma! \*\* Q: What would have been cellist Yo Yo Ma’s name if he was born female? * * * A: Soup to Nuts Q: What is the basis of the latest ‘overheated serving’ lawsuit against McDonalds? * * * A: Donner Pass Q: As ratings slip, where will Survivor IV take place? * * * I’m having too much fun here… Karnak was always my favorite bit on ‘The Tonight Show’. Leno can’t hold a candle to Carson. Let’s try it one more time, c’mon guys: A: Fool on the Hill ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/264 "2001-05-08T01:00:12Z")
## Who is George Bush? (Capital Hill, get it?) A. Id. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/265 "2001-05-08T01:03:49Z")
crap… yeah… that misspelling was intentional… yeah… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/266 "2001-05-08T01:05:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* > \*\*A. Id. > \*\* Q. What’s the real reason why a group of toddlers gobbled up the wedding cake at Aunt Lydia and Uncle Thomas’s reception? A. Cubic Zirconium ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/267 "2001-05-08T01:17:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. Cubic Zirconium \*\* Q: What do you get when you put a native of the planet Zircon into a trash compactor? A: Bad News Bears ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/268 "2001-05-08T05:33:34Z")
Q: What do you call the group of grizzlies who got into the PCP factory? A: It’s the beans. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/269 "2001-05-08T09:39:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dave Swaney \* > \*\*A: It’s the beans. \*\* Q: What’s the _real_ cause of global warming? * * * A: Plastic surgery ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/270 "2001-05-08T09:54:17Z")
Q : What was the last answer before the thread got too long and Euty had to close it and start a new one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=13)