# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/21 "2001-04-22T18:29:56Z")
> [@](#): > > A bottle of ketchup, Oral Robert’s toupee and a lava lamp. Question: What you might find in a cheap hotel room? > [@](#): > > A truckload of fortune cookies. Question: What was the basis of Bush’s economic plan? * * * Answer: Because his armpits smelled so good. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/22 "2001-04-22T19:37:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Answer: Because his armpits smelled so good. \*\* Question: Why were three possums, a raccoon, and a tadpole all cuddled up watching Mysery Science Theatre with Crunchy Frog? * * * Answer: Twice on Thursdays and Fridays, but only once on Saturdays. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/23 "2001-04-22T19:44:18Z")
How often does **oldscratch** recount his kitten figurine collection? Answer: He was drunk on his small limited power. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/24 "2001-04-22T20:00:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \* > \*\*Answer: He was drunk on his small limited power. \*\* Sorry i am too addicted to this! Already, yeah… Question: Why did the Squeaky Voice Teen decide to switch the “Special Krusty Burger Sauce” with Rotting Maynonaise? * * * Answer: Blue Monday ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/25 "2001-04-22T20:05:47Z")
What did the bisexual girl do the day before she made love to Tuesday Weld? A : Boogers and beer. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/26 "2001-04-22T20:35:25Z")
Question: What is John Goodman’s diet? Answer: A garter belt, some saran wrap, and a used condom. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/27 "2001-04-22T20:40:29Z")
What is the worst idea for your grandmother’s 85th birthday gift? Answer: Because it was there. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/28 "2001-04-22T20:44:48Z")
Question: Why did you boink Madonna? Answer: Fifteen feet of rubber hose and a birthday cake. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/29 "2001-04-22T20:54:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: Fifteen feet of rubber hose and a birthday cake. \*\* Question: Name tow things that look really cool when they are on fire. Answer: My aunt Frieda’s douche bag. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/30 "2001-04-22T20:58:34Z")
Question: What shouldn’t you drink from? Answer: A black hole. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/31 "2001-04-22T20:59:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*Answer: My aunt Frieda’s douche bag. \*\* Question: What did I mistake for my hot water bottle? * * * Answer: A shiny silver penny whistle. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/32 "2001-04-22T21:03:17Z")
_Originally posted by Zoggie_ \*\* > [@](#): > > Answer: > A shiny silver penny whistle. > \*\* Q: What is the only thing in NYC Madonna hasn’t blown? A: A poster to these boards, a daytime serial actress, and Bill Clinton. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/33 "2001-04-22T21:14:19Z")
Q: Name a loser, a schmoozer, and a user. A: David Bowie and mustard. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/34 "2001-04-22T21:14:49Z")
Question: Who likes oral sex? Answer: Nice work if you can get it. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/35 "2001-04-22T21:35:44Z")
Q: What is a breast enhancer? A: Once, but I was really drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/36 "2001-04-22T21:39:26Z")
Question: Have you ever propositioned a house plant? * * * Answer: Season 11 of “The Simpsons” ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/37 "2001-04-22T23:14:01Z")
Question: What is the [comic book guy voice] WORST SEASON EVER? [/comic book guy voice] Answer: Honey, dear, it was because of the marmoset. ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/38 "2001-04-22T23:18:29Z")
Question-- what was the reason for Bill Clinton having sexual relations with Monica Lewinski? Answer-- because it’s dark and smelly. you can delete my prior post, if you want, Mods ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/39 "2001-04-22T23:27:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ad Noctum \* > \*\* > Answer-- because it’s dark and smelly. > > \*\* Q: Why did Clinton used a cigar instead of his tongue? A: Stop touching it and maybe it will go away. ---
**Author:** ![smaft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@smaft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smaft)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/40 "2001-04-23T00:04:45Z")
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