# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/41 "2001-04-23T00:11:05Z")
How do you keep a ferret from ruining your fluffernut sandwich? Answer: The top shelf. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/42 "2001-04-23T00:20:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\*Answer: The top shelf. \*\* Q: Where do you put things you want to keep away from Danny DeVito? a: Acne pads, gasohol, and Ted Kennedy ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/43 "2001-04-23T00:42:59Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by lurkernomore_: > > A: Acne pads, gasohol, and Ted Kennedy. Q: Name three things a 23 year old floozy is likely to pick up on the way home from work. --------------- A: Because it just keeps going in circles. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/44 "2001-04-23T00:54:20Z")
Why did they put Halvsie down? Answer: The Curly Shuffle ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/45 "2001-04-23T01:16:02Z")
Q. What’s the newest pubic dance craze? A. Kickers and a ripped turban. ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/46 "2001-04-23T02:09:38Z")
Q. What answer is nearly guaranteed to kill a thread? A. 20 trillion compact discs. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/47 "2001-04-23T02:15:26Z")
Q. What did D.J. Kool hide up his ass when he was sentenced to twenty years in prison? * * * A. A battered suitcase. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/48 "2001-04-23T02:19:11Z")
Q: How much have I downloaded from Napster? A: Roman numerals. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/49 "2001-04-23T02:21:09Z")
nevermind… see above ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/50 "2001-04-23T02:41:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > A. A battered suitcase. \*\* Q. name the only thing left in the White House when the Clintons left. a. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the XFL playoffs. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/51 "2001-04-23T02:50:07Z")
Q. What do you hope your children will one day outgrow? A. A long walk on the beach. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/52 "2001-04-23T03:03:02Z")
## What is _not_ the definition of love? A: They both know the power of the Dark Side. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/53 "2001-04-23T03:05:26Z")
Mods: Sorry about the sig. [guily child]I think I’ll go shorten it now…[/gc] ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/54 "2001-04-23T03:19:29Z")
## Q: What do Darth Vader, Lucifer, and Britney Spears have in common? A. Matthew Perry’s sunglasses. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/55 "2001-04-23T03:33:06Z")
Q: What’s a solution to the heartbreak of pinpoint pupils? A: David Copperfield and Claudia Schiffer ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/56 "2001-04-23T03:59:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*Q: What do Darth Vader, Lucifer, and Britney Spears have in common? OMG, Zoggie! That was the exact question I was thinking of when I wrote that! I was even listening to Spears at the time. We must have a psychic link though my sig! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/57 "2001-04-23T04:04:46Z")
Wow that is weird!!! Oh so very vaguely creepy… \ You listen to Britney Spears? ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/58 "2001-04-23T04:26:50Z")
Ummmm… nooooo… [blank stare] Yeeeesssss… I actually got the CD from my girlfriend. She now believes that Britney is the devil. Haha. Her loss. I can pin her down and force her to listen to it! (however, I usually reach the limit before she does) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/59 "2001-04-23T06:30:22Z")
Question: What are three things no one over the age of five believes in? Answer: Being sexually attracted to your cat. ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/60 "2001-04-23T06:53:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: Being sexually attracted to your cat. \*\* Q: What is Cosmos Number 1 reason for break-ups? A: Well I wouldn’t do it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=4)