# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/61 "2001-04-23T09:22:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > \*\*A: Well I wouldn’t do it! \*\* Q: Is bonking Donald Trump an acceptable way to join the social elite? A: One is a world renowned statesman from Texas and the other is POTUS ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/62 "2001-04-23T09:46:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by woolly \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > > \*\*A: Well I wouldn’t do it! \*\* > > Q: Is bonking Donald Trump an acceptable way to join the social elite? > > A: One is a world renowned statesman from Texas and the other is POTUS \*\* What’s the difference between Sharlene Spiteri and George W. Bush Jr.? * * * A: Chocolate-covered graham crackers. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/63 "2001-04-23T09:54:42Z")
Q; What’s an indecipherable anagram ? A: Seaman Stains and the cabin boy. ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/64 "2001-04-23T11:05:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \* > \*\*A: Seaman Stains and the cabin boy. > \*\* Q: What two things are often associated with a rape investigation? A: Stomp on it until it stops moving. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/65 "2001-04-23T11:30:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baraqiyal \* > A: Stomp on it until it stops moving. > \*\* Q: How do you make Polish sushi? * * * A: “Walls have ears.” ---
**Author:** ![Sui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sui)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/66 "2001-04-23T12:10:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Baraqiyal \* > > A: Stomp on it until it stops moving. > > \*\* > > Q: How do you make Polish sushi? > > * * * > > A: “Walls have ears.” \*\* Q: What did the paranoid guy say when he was trying to be an informant? A: A math textbook. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/67 "2001-04-23T12:31:02Z")
> [@](#): > > A: A math textbook. \*\* Q: And what did your mother punish you with as a child? * * * A: No, she only gave me crabs. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/68 "2001-04-23T12:40:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brother rat \* > \*\*A: No, she only gave me crabs. \*\* Q. What was the customer’s complaint at the seafood restaurant? A. A couple bottles of K ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/69 "2001-04-23T13:49:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > A. A couple bottles of K \*\* Q: Ok, buddy, here’s those ‘E’ pills you wanted. Anything else? * * * A: 9W ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/70 "2001-04-23T13:56:12Z")
Q: “I’ll pick you up at 8. What apartment are you in?” A: In the bedroom, with a candlestick. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/71 "2001-04-23T14:00:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Q: “I’ll pick you up at 8. What apartment are you in?” > > A: In the bedroom, with a candlestick. \*\* Q: Where will you be when I come to pick you up? A: A twist of lime. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/72 "2001-04-23T14:29:05Z")
Q: What else would you like in your club soda, besides this chloral hydrate? A: Chocolate, and lots of it. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/73 "2001-04-23T14:32:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*A: Chocolate, and lots of it. \*\* Q: What really killed off the dinosaurs? A: Because it feels so GOOD! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/74 "2001-04-23T15:35:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*A: Because it feels so GOOD! \*\* Q: Why does a dog lick his nuts? a: New Jersey ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/75 "2001-04-23T16:02:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > A: New Jersey \*\* Q: What did the football player get for his birthday? * * * A: Two – one to change the bulb, and one to fill the hot tub with chocolate pudding. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/76 "2001-04-23T16:08:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*A: Two – one to change the bulb, and one to fill the hot tub with chocolate pudding. \*\* Q: How many Dopers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven yesterday, 2 more today. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/77 "2001-04-23T16:26:04Z")
Q: How many orgasms did you have? A: At 7:00 tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/78 "2001-04-23T17:29:41Z")
Nuts ☹ ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/79 "2001-04-23T17:44:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*A: At 7:00 tonight. \*\* Q. What time did my bankrupt business burn down? A. The US Congress ---
**Author:** ![Pabitel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Pabitel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pabitel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/80 "2001-04-23T18:27:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > A. The US Congress > \*\* Q: What is the opposite of US Progress. A: They were flying too damn close! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=5)