# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/81 "2001-04-23T20:13:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Degrance \* > \*\*A: They were flying too damn close! \*\* Q: So what’s your newest excuse for hitting the poor defenseless sparrows with the windshield of your car? * * * A. Sammy Hagar’s childhood teddy bear. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/82 "2001-04-23T20:58:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. Sammy Hagar’s childhood teddy bear. \*\* Q: What the hell are these bits of stuffing and fur all over the carpet? A: We’ll get stuck if you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![nikjohns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@nikjohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikjohns)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/83 "2001-04-23T21:05:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*A: We’ll get stuck if you don’t. \*\* Q: Why do I need Vaseline? A: Three pounds of lard and a stuffed turkey ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/84 "2001-04-23T22:06:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > A: Three pounds of lard and a stuffed turkey \*\* Q: So, what’s the usual dowry hereabouts?? * * * A: If you do, he’ll piddle all over the place! ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/85 "2001-04-23T22:22:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > A: If you do, he’ll piddle all over the place! \*\* Q: Should we tell the president that China just invaded Taiwan? A: If you do, it’ll burn your tongue. ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/86 "2001-04-23T23:25:52Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Baraqiyal \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: If you do, it’ll burn your tongue. > \*\* **Q** : The Top Ten Reasons not to shoot a "Howling Tequila Slammer A Flambe’… number ten? **A** : That’s why I bought a webcam. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/87 "2001-04-23T23:33:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \* > **A: That’s why I bought a webcam.** Q. How can **Crunchy Frog** see you naked? A. The Made-for-TV Movie of the Week. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/88 "2001-04-24T00:53:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TruePisces_: > > A. The Made-for-TV Movie of the Week. Q. Valerie Bertinelli is credited with what modern day invention? **A: All the belly-button lint in the world.** ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/89 "2001-04-24T01:04:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\ ***A: All the belly-button lint in the world.** \*\* Q. What won’t save sailors from an untimely death at sea? * * * A. An elephant gun. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/90 "2001-04-24T01:15:28Z")
Forgotten Answers Biggirl: A: Only if it smells Q: Should I eat this? Hastur: A: A Black Hole Q: What will be left when Cecil’s brain goes the way of the rat he replaced? Bearflag 70: A: David Bowie and mustard Q: What would you like on your hot dog? Bearflag 70: A: Roman numerals Q: In terms of ease of use, what is to our current numeric system what imperial is to metric? Catrandom: A: David Copperfield and Claudia Schiffer Q: Who stole my stretch jeans, loose-fitting shirt, and hair mousse? Current: A: An elephant gun. Q: What goes best with plaid? Now mine: A: Not in the face! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/91 "2001-04-24T03:35:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aviddiva \* > Now mine: > A: Not in the face! \*\* Q: What was Traci Lords’ most frequent phrase in her porn days? A: Dan Quayle, Monica Lewinsky, and George W. Bush. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/92 "2001-04-24T08:45:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > A: Dan Quayle, Monica Lewinsky, and George W. Bush. \*\* Q: Name three people who suck at leadership. * * * A: In case of emergency, pull down. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/93 "2001-04-24T14:46:09Z")
> [@](#): > > A: In case of emergency, pull down. Q: What does the tag that UncleBeer’s mother sewed inside his underware say? A: Shaved my legs and wrecked 'em. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/94 "2001-04-24T15:09:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*A: Shaved my legs and wrecked 'em. \*\* Q. How did **Diane** ruin her stockings? A. That little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/95 "2001-04-24T15:15:04Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*A. That little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat. > \*\* Question: What does George W. refer to as his VULVA? Answer: To get to the other side. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/96 "2001-04-24T15:16:34Z")
No, no, allow me … Nice friggin’ coding, Jack. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/97 "2001-04-24T16:38:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*Answer: To get to the other side. \*\* Question: What’s the point of a seance? Answer: The Arizona Diamondbacks ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/98 "2001-04-24T19:15:50Z")
Q: Which team is saved from having the lamest name in the majors only by the existence of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays? A: When you realize the thread is dead, already. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/99 "2001-04-24T19:39:20Z")
A: When you realize the thread is dead, already. Q: When should you begin flinging insults at other posters, make deliberately provocative claims and, simply put, quit pulling your punches? ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/100 "2001-04-24T19:41:06Z")
oops… A: Because it feels good. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=6)