# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/101 "2001-04-24T21:06:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smaft \* > \*\*Q. What should I do about this raging erection? > > A. Just keep it away from the marshmallow creme. \*\* HOLY MASTACHOLI!!! I almost died reading these two together! I think that was the most I’ve ever laughed at my computer…damn, this is the funniest thread. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/102 "2001-04-24T21:40:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > A: Because it feels good. \*\* Q: Why do you suppose **Crunchy Frog** was wearing satin panties and a feather boa? * * * A: Slightly to the left and lower. ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/103 "2001-04-24T21:52:06Z")
A: Slightly left and lower Q: How would you describe a midget moderate democrat? A; One hundred, 101 including General Sherman ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/104 "2001-04-24T21:52:06Z")
> [@](#): > > **A: Slightly to the left and lower** Q. I’m hungry: where’s that gummy bear that got stuck to your back? * * * A. Any damned time he feels like it. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/105 "2001-04-24T21:52:47Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by aviddiva_: > A: Because it feels good. Q: What did Arnold Winkelried shout out at his secretary when she asked why he wanted her to turn the Orgasmatron all the way up to 10? A: Insert tab **A** into slot **b** , fold on dotted line **C**. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/106 "2001-04-24T21:54:19Z")
Well I guess you can tell how long it took for _me_ to post :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/107 "2001-04-24T22:09:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\* > A: Insert tab **A** into slot **b** , fold on dotted line **C**. \*\* Q: How do you have sex with a Playboy™ centerfold. A: A tube of KY, some peanuts, and a rubber duck. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/108 "2001-04-24T22:23:37Z")
Tretiak: A: One hundred, 101 including General Sherman Q: How many officers can you fit in a new VW beetle? Zoggie: A: Any damned time he feels like it. Q: When does Cecil respond to a query with a load of utter bunk? Hastur: A: A tube of KY, some peanuts, and a rubber duck. Q: What did Bert and Ernie pack for their honeymoon? aviddiva: A: Yes! Yes! Yes! ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/109 "2001-04-24T22:37:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aviddiva \* > \*\* > A: Yes! Yes! Yes! > \*\* Q. Is this where the stutterer support group meets? A. When the sky turns orange, and the oceans blood red. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/110 "2001-04-24T22:57:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baraqiyal \* > \*\*A. When the sky turns orange, and the oceans blood red. \*\* When will the Eagles get back together again? A. You are the weakest link. Goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/111 "2001-04-24T23:00:05Z")
Question: What did Geri Halliwell get told by the Spice Girls when she left? Answer: You take the lime and the coconut and mix it all right up. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/112 "2001-04-25T00:48:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: You take the lime and the coconut and mix it all right up. \*\* Q. Is there nothing I can take, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache…? * * * A. It just fell down the toilet and disapeared forever. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/113 "2001-04-25T00:52:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > A. It just fell down the toilet and disapeared forever. \*\* Question: What happened to the ratings for Boot Camp? Answer: Don’t ask, don’t tell. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/114 "2001-04-25T01:33:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > > Question: What happened to the ratings for Boot Camp? > > Answer: Don’t ask, don’t tell. \*\* What is the motto of every TA I’ve ever had? Answer: Chex Mix. Lots of Chex Mix. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/115 "2001-04-25T02:09:18Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Verrain_: > > Answer: Chex Mix. Lots of Chex Mix. Question: What usually happens at a party in Czechoslovakia? ============================================ A: You’ll get hairballs in your tuba. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/116 "2001-04-25T02:47:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\*A: You’ll get hairballs in your tuba. \*\* Hey **Fairy Princess Kitty**!, what will happen when you get drunk at PolkaFest 2001? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/117 "2001-04-25T04:40:29Z")
Answer(to keep this going): It just takes elbow grease. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/118 "2001-04-25T09:45:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer(to keep this going): It just takes elbow grease. \*\* Q: What should you use when your toes jam? * * * A: Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/119 "2001-04-25T09:49:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*A: Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy. \*\* What are the lost lyrics to “Amazing Grace.” A : Really, officer. It’s just dog food. ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/120 "2001-04-25T11:42:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*A : Really, officer. It’s just dog food. \*\* (Warning, Italian-American stereotype ahead…) Q. Why do you think my dog is sniffing your trunk like that, Mr. Corleone? A. The way of darkness and perversion. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=7)