# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/121 "2001-04-25T11:57:23Z")
Question: What does it take to join thr Republican Party? Answer: A bikini, a jar of marshmallow fluff, and the Powerpuff Girls. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/122 "2001-04-25T12:07:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: A bikini, a jar of marshmallow fluff, and the Powerpuff Girls. \*\* Q: What’s the most popular fantasy of Japanese businessmen? * * * A: Forty acres and a mule. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/123 "2001-04-25T12:34:10Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by jr8 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > **A: Forty acres and a mule.** Q: What are two useful things to start a business in Tijuana? ============== A: That’s not how my proctologist does it! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/124 "2001-04-25T12:42:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*A: That’s not how my proctologist does it! \*\* Q: Why are you squirming around and squeeking like that?? * * * A: It’s just a little green around the edges… ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/125 "2001-04-25T14:23:17Z")
> [@](#): > > A: It’s just a little green around the edges… \*\* Q: Miss Piggy, how’s that rash Kermit gave you doin’? * * * A: Yes, but only with a coat hanger. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/126 "2001-04-25T15:20:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Paul The Younger \* > \*\* > A: Yes, but only with a coat hanger. > > \*\* Question: Do you ever pick your nose? * * * Answer: Bill Clinton’s colon. ---
**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/127 "2001-04-25T15:42:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Answer: Bill Clinton’s colon. Question: What does the editor at Random House have the most trouble with in Clinton’s autobiography? Answer: Calvin and Hobbes. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/128 "2001-04-25T15:52:13Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mooney252 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Answer: Calvin and Hobbes.\*\* Q: Name an austere theologian and a materialist philosopher. A: Turnips and antifreeze ---
**Author:** ![JohnBarleycorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@JohnBarleycorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBarleycorn)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/129 "2001-04-25T16:11:31Z")
Q: Name the two main ingredients in V-8 a: 2 years of community service ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/130 "2001-04-25T16:17:25Z")
> [@](#): > > turnips and antifreeze Q: What does Diane’s tuna suprise taste like? A: He made the “Ewe”-turn, but he couldn’t make her blink. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/131 "2001-04-25T17:21:02Z")
> [@](#): > > A: He made the “Ewe”-turn, but he couldn’t make her blink. Q: Why did the Scotsman fail Driver’s Ed and Sex Ed on the same day? A: Approx. 250 volts every Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/132 "2001-04-25T17:52:44Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: Approx. 250 volts every Tuesday. \*\* Q. What’s Dick Cheney’s cardiovascular exercise routine? A. The trade talks in Quebec City. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/133 "2001-04-25T17:57:43Z")
A: The trade talks in Quebec City. Q: What are you sick to death of hearing about? * * * A: A jar, a ham, a maharaja. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/134 "2001-04-25T18:37:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aviddiva \* > \*\*A: A jar, a ham, a maharaja. \*\* Q: What’s an example of a palindrome? A: Crosby, Stills, and Nash ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/135 "2001-04-25T19:03:47Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: Crosby, Stills, and Nash \*\* Q. What do you call your band after it gets older and is no longer Young? A. a fuel-injected boxer engine. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBarleycorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@JohnBarleycorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBarleycorn)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/136 "2001-04-25T19:07:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > > A: Crosby, Stills, and Nash \*\* Q: Name 3 people who aren’t Young A: Bangkok ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/137 "2001-04-25T19:08:24Z")
> [@](#): > > **A: Crosby, Stills and Nash** Q: Who hates the song “Forever Young”? * * * A: An exercise tape, a boyfriend, and Charlton Heston. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/138 "2001-04-25T19:15:23Z")
Y’know that moment in baseball where three guys run for the fly ball and end up colliding in the middle? I think **Lurker** caught the ball. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBarleycorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@JohnBarleycorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBarleycorn)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/139 "2001-04-25T19:19:33Z")
A fuel injected boxer engine, Bangkok, an exercise tape, a boyfriend, and Charlton Heston? uhhh… 5 things that won’t be in the new Planet of the Apes movie? ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/140 "2001-04-26T00:43:17Z")
A. A fuel-injected boxer engine Q. What’s the most popular accessory for the new V-6 mechanical prosthetic penis? A. He’s been that way since he ate the Vicks Vap-o-Rub. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=8)