# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/141 "2001-04-26T01:05:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seawitch \* > \*\*A. He’s been that way since he ate the Vicks Vap-o-Rub. \*\* ## Q. Why does your dog have a perpetual woody? A. Neon leopard-print knee length boots. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/142 "2001-04-26T01:11:30Z")
Q: Hey, guess what I got at Dennis Rodman’s garage sale? A: Bacon grease under each arm. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/143 "2001-04-26T01:21:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*A: Bacon grease under each arm. \*\* What is a diner chef’s definition of symmetry? * * * A. Mustard with pickle juice. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/144 "2001-04-26T02:19:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > A. Mustard with pickle juice. \*\* Question: What did Elvis wash down his Bacon and Bananna sandwiches with? Answer: The beating heart of a virgin and a copy of the Watchtower. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/145 "2001-04-26T02:22:04Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A. Mustard with pickle juice. \*\* Q. What is the aperitif of choice at Chez Roseanne? A: Tiger Woods, Siegfried, and Roy ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/146 "2001-04-26T02:28:15Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Hastur \* \*\* > [@](#): > > - > > Answer: The beating heart of a virgin and a copy of the Watchtower. \*\* q. What did they find looking for a Jehovah’s Witness who visited Jeffrey Dahmer? A. (again) Tiger Woods, Siegfried, and Roy ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/147 "2001-04-26T02:42:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > A: Tiger Woods, Siegfried, and Roy \*\* Question: Name the stars of the movie Crouching Tiger Hidden Faggots. Answer: It beats me. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/148 "2001-04-26T02:58:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: It beats me. \*\* Q. “Madonna, what is the purpose of your automated S&M machine?” A: The Sahara desert ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/149 "2001-04-26T03:17:07Z")
Questions: What will Bill Gates buy next? Answer: Salt from Utah. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/150 "2001-04-26T03:17:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*A: The Sahara desert \*\* Question: What should you order after dinner in Las Vegas? Answer: Hallie Eisenberg. ---
**Author:** ![drpepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@drpepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drpepper)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/151 "2001-04-26T04:11:33Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Hallie Eisenberg Q: Doctor, can you recommend something for my husband’s over-active libido? Answer: Player piano ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/152 "2001-04-26T04:32:42Z")
Thomas Kinkades favorite kind of music coconut cream pie, candles and wicker furniture ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/153 "2001-04-26T04:33:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drpepper \* > \*\*Answer: Player piano \*\* Question: What did George W. Bush try and drop on the minority leader before he discovered Acme™ products? Answer: Prince and Morris Day. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/154 "2001-04-26T13:08:17Z")
A: Coconut cream pie, candles, wicker furniture, Prince and Morris Day Q: What was the inspiration for Day’s hit “The Bird”? * * * A: Robin’s egg blue. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/155 "2001-04-26T13:16:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Paul The Younger \* > \*\*A: Robin’s egg blue. \*\* Q: Why is there egg all over Robin? * * * A: Your arm will explode. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/156 "2001-04-26T13:32:31Z")
Question: I know I won’t go blind. What will really happen if I masterbate too much? Answer: Fission yeast cells. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/157 "2001-04-26T15:03:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\* > Answer: Fission yeast cells. \*\* Q: What ya doin’ with yer fishin’ pole in dat vat o’ beer? A: 1000 paper clips linked in a chain. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/158 "2001-04-26T21:50:40Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jack Batty_: > > A: 1000 paper clips linked in a chain.\*\* Q: What feels even better than anal beads? * * * A: Two dislocated shoulders, seven broken ribs and a nasty nosebleed. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/159 "2001-04-26T23:14:04Z")
A: Two dislocated shoulders, seven broken ribs and a nasty nosebleed. Q: What did Jack Batty get when he tried to take away Attrayant’s 1000 paper clips linked in a chain? * * * A: Because I said so. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/160 "2001-04-26T23:23:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aviddiva \* > \*\*A: Because I said so. \*\* What is the one thing that Marcel Marceau cannot mime? A : Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild, ocelots. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=9)