# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/161 "2001-04-26T23:58:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*A : Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild, ocelots. \*\* Q. What would you probably need to intake to sound like the devil from The Exorcist? * * * A. The mark of the beast. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/162 "2001-04-27T00:14:10Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Zoggie_: > A. The mark of the beast. Q: What did Cogsworth, Lumiere and Mrs. Potts all notice on Belle’s neck the next morning? * * * A: That’s why they call them “floppy” diskettes. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/163 "2001-04-27T02:47:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\*A: That’s why they call them “floppy” diskettes. \*\* What did Bill Gates’s computer obssessed lover say to him upon his failure to procure the Viagra? * * * Answer: I don’t know but it’s standing behind you!! ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/164 "2001-04-27T05:42:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*Answer: I don’t know but it’s standing behind you!! \*\* Q: Shaggy and Scooby–what’s an overused line from this show!? Answer: But I don’t love all the ice cream fixin’s! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/165 "2001-04-27T09:01:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > Answer: But I don’t love all the ice cream fixin’s! Question: Didn’t you say that you love it when I use whipped cream as a lubricant? * * * Answer: Mad cows. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/166 "2001-04-27T09:07:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*Answer: Mad cows. \*\* What do you get when you try to milk a bull. A : Walt Disney’s penis. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/167 "2001-04-27T09:22:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > A : Walt Disney’s penis. \*\* Q: What Disneyland ride required an F-ticket? * * * A: Piscataway, NJ ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/168 "2001-04-27T10:18:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\* > A: Piscataway, NJ \*\* Q. Is there a place where brave young elves run free, where maidens clad in garments made of the finest silk await their heroes after slaying the fiercest dragon in the land, where the unicorn and pegasus run free and unafraid, a land of miracles and enchantments where life is simple and men and women are judged solely by the quality of their thoughts and the purity of their motives? A. Trickle down theory. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/169 "2001-04-27T11:17:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baraqiyal \* > A. Trickle down theory. Q: What do they use to design urinals? * * * A: Eskimo pies. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/170 "2001-04-27T15:52:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*A: Eskimo pies. \*\* Q: Why was George W. Bush excited about visiting the Alaskan math class? A: Jeri Ryan’s breasts. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/171 "2001-04-27T16:04:04Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*A: Jeri Ryan’s breasts. \*\* What takes advantage of the finest Borg AntiGravity technology? A: Infinity Plus ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/172 "2001-04-27T23:25:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*A: Infinity Plus \*\* ## How long will Cecil go on fighting Ignorance? A. As pink as the Energizer Bunny. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/173 "2001-04-27T23:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > A. As pink as the Energizer Bunny. \*\* Q: What color do you think Mac will use for their new line of computers? * * * A: He was seasick for the first week. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/174 "2001-04-27T23:33:01Z")
A: Infinity Plus Q: What is the length of time involved in waiting in a bulk supplies grocery store cash line-up when everyone is paying by cheque, it’s the checker’s first day on the job, and she doesn’t speak any English? * * * A: That’s the way my dad always did it. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/175 "2001-04-28T03:56:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aviddiva \* > \*\* > A: That’s the way my dad always did it. > \*\* Question: Why do you jerk off that way? Answer: A nice hot tub and a glass of wine. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/176 "2001-04-28T07:51:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Answer: A nice hot tub and a glass of wine. Q: What are things that I really owe to my right hand… A: A camel, a pair of handcuffs, and a small vial of an unidentified white liquid. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/177 "2001-04-28T14:37:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*A: A camel, a pair of handcuffs, and a small vial of an unidentified white liquid. \*\* Q: What is required for Astroboy14’s dream holiday… A: An eyeball on a shelf. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/178 "2001-04-28T16:54:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*A: An eyeball on a shelf. > \*\* What’s the main reason I quit my job at Mickie D’s? * * * Answer: But I didn’t put the lemonade in the fridge! ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/179 "2001-04-28T17:43:59Z")
Q: I sent your urine sample off to the doctors and finished that lemonade in the fridge, ok? * * * A: 6 hairy men and a really dirty toothbrush ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/180 "2001-04-28T18:07:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Speaker for the Dead \* > \*\* > A: 6 hairy men and a really dirty toothbrush \*\* Q. describe Robert Downey Jr.'s next party. A. A set of the \*Straight Dope \* books. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=10)