# \[GAME\] Botticelli - Sep 2014

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 3, 2014, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353 "2014-09-03T12:37:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 25

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/481 "2014-09-24T00:40:42Z")

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Family crisis just came up, so I may not be able to post for a few days.I’ll let Prof. Pepperwinkle take the next one.

Wrap-up.  
2: Iggy Pop  
3: Itchy from the Simpsons show-within-a-show Itchy and Scratchy

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/482 "2014-09-24T00:55:25Z")

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Thanks, ChockFull! Hope the crisis goes well for all concerned.

I am J.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/483 "2014-09-24T01:13:21Z")

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IQs:

Did you later confide to a friend that you were “positively grim” as a student?  
Despite having a huge wardrobe, did you immediately notice that an employee had borrowed one of your neckties?  
Did you have several children with your sister?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/484 "2014-09-24T01:31:38Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you the author of _Lecherous Limericks_?  
> IQ2: Were you the first tsar of all the Russias?  
> IQ3: Were you one of the Twelve?

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Not Isaac Asimov (I just read a \*Cracked \*article that said he wrote dirty limericks)  
> Not Ivan  
> Not the character from BSG whose name I can’t remember

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Which Ivan? There’ve been several…

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Ivan the Great? I have no idea what the last name would be, so take a DQ.

Actually, I was expecting you to guess a number. 🙂

Correct on Asimov.  
Ivan IV, commonly known as Ivan the Terrible.  
Judas Iscariot. (What’s “BSG”?)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/485 "2014-09-24T01:38:47Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you later confide to a friend that you were “positively grim” as a student?  
> Despite having a huge wardrobe, did you immediately notice that an employee had borrowed one of your neckties?  
> Did you have several children with your sister?

I’m not Jupiter. Take 2 DQs for the first two.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/486 "2014-09-24T02:01:01Z")

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J…  
IQ1: Using an assumed name, did you become the mayor of Montreuil-sur-Mer?  
IQ2: Did you write about some men who went boating on the Thames with a dog?  
IQ3: Did they call you “Dingus”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/487 "2014-09-24T02:43:28Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> J…  
> IQ1: Using an assumed name, did you become the mayor of Montreuil-sur-Mer?  
> IQ2: Did you write about some men who went boating on the Thames with a dog?  
> IQ3: Did they call you “Dingus”?

Take a DQ for one. I have just read last month Jerome K. Jerome’s _Three Men In A Boat_, and I’m not him. I’d guess #3 is Dirty Dingus McGee, but I don’t know his actual name, so take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/488 "2014-09-24T03:16:44Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Using an assumed name, did you become the mayor of Montreuil-sur-Mer?  
> IQ2: Did you write about some men who went boating on the Thames with a dog?  
> IQ3: Did they call you “Dingus”?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Take a DQ for one. I have just read last month Jerome K. Jerome’s _Three Men In A Boat_, and I’m not him. I’d guess #3 is Dirty Dingus McGee, but I don’t know his actual name, so take a DQ.

Jean Valjean.  
Correct. I really must read that book someday. (I’ve been saying that for years…)  
Jesse James.  
I guess I’ll start with the standard pair…  
DQ1: Real?  
DQ2: Male?  
IQ1: Were you an American missionary killed by the communist Chinese?  
IQ2: Were you Ahab’s wife?  
IQ3: Did you found several missions in California?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/489 "2014-09-24T03:18:07Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/490 "2014-09-24T03:19:14Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you an American missionary killed by the communist Chinese?  
> IQ2: Were you Ahab’s wife?  
> IQ3: Did you found several missions in California?

1. I am not John Birch.
2. I am not Jezebel.  
Take a DQ for 3.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/491 "2014-09-24T03:41:58Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you an American missionary killed by the communist Chinese?  
> IQ2: Were you Ahab’s wife?  
> IQ3: Did you found several missions in California?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> 1. I am not John Birch.
> 2. I am not Jezebel.  
> Take a DQ for 3.

Correct on the first two.  
Junipero Serra.  
DQ: American?  
IQ1: Did “Ned the Lad” name you as his successor?  
IQ2: Were you an important editor in the early days of SF?  
IQ3: Were you a WWII commando who often carried bagpipes and a broadsword into action?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/492 "2014-09-24T03:54:16Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. American

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/493 "2014-09-24T03:55:17Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did “Ned the Lad” name you as his successor?  
> IQ2: Were you an important editor in the early days of SF?  
> IQ3: Were you a WWII commando who often carried bagpipes and a broadsword into action?

I really ought to know #2.  
Take 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/494 "2014-09-24T04:28:58Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did “Ned the Lad” name you as his successor?  
> IQ2: Were you an important editor in the early days of SF?  
> IQ3: Were you a WWII commando who often carried bagpipes and a broadsword into action?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> I really ought to know #2.  
> Take 3 DQs.

Lady Jane Grey.  
John W Campbell.  
“Mad Jack” Churchill.  
DQ1: Living?  
DQ2: Known for the Arts?  
One DQ reserved.  
IQ1: Did you invent the saber hook, which was adopted by the US Army?  
IQ2: Did Moroni show you where to find a treasure?  
IQ3: Were you one of three USCW generals that had submarines named after them?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/495 "2014-09-24T12:14:40Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Judas Iscariot. (What’s “BSG”?)

Shows how much of a heathen I am. I thought you meant the twelve humanoid Cylon models from _Battlestar Galactica_.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/496 "2014-09-24T12:27:08Z")

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IQ1: Are you the subject of the 2008 book _Playing to Win_ by David Magee?  
IQ2: Were you the head football coach at Oklahoma State University–Stillwater and the University of Miami becoming the head football coach of the Dallas Cowboys?  
IQ3: After winning the Lott Trophy in 2010, did you forego your senior year at Wisconsin to play for the Houston Texans?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/497 "2014-09-24T12:27:45Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Shows how much of a heathen I am. I thought you meant the twelve humanoid Cylon models from _Battlestar Galactica_.

The remake? I watched a few episodes of the original, but never saw the new version.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/498 "2014-09-24T13:00:47Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. American
4. Dead
5. Not known for the Arts

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/499 "2014-09-24T13:02:25Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you invent the saber hook, which was adopted by the US Army?  
> IQ2: Did Moroni show you where to find a treasure?  
> IQ3: Were you one of three USCW generals that had submarines named after them?

#2. I am not Joseph Smith. Take 2 DQs for the others.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-botticelli-sep-2014/697353/500 "2014-09-24T13:03:26Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the subject of the 2008 book _Playing to Win_ by David Magee?  
> IQ2: Were you the head football coach at Oklahoma State University–Stillwater and the University of Miami becoming the head football coach of the Dallas Cowboys?  
> IQ3: After winning the Lott Trophy in 2010, did you forego your senior year at Wisconsin to play for the Houston Texans?

Take 3 DQs.

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