# GAME: Fake James Bond Title Game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 5, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121 "2014-06-05T15:16:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/1 "2014-06-05T15:16:55Z")
To play, simply make up a title that sounds like a 007 flick, but the first word of your title must use the last word of the previous post’s title. I’ll begin: _ **DIE TOMORROW TODAY** _ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/2 "2014-06-05T16:42:14Z")
_ **Today Is Never Enough** _ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/3 "2014-06-05T17:07:34Z")
_ **Enough To Finger It Twice** _ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/4 "2014-06-05T17:09:24Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > _ **Enough To Finger It Twice** _ _ **Twice is Two Too Much** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/5 "2014-06-05T17:12:46Z")
_ **Much Ado About Goldenpussy** _ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/6 "2014-06-05T17:16:14Z")
Goldenpussy Ridden Again! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/7 "2014-06-05T17:20:02Z")
Again Comes Yesterday ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/8 "2014-06-05T17:23:22Z")
Yesterday Is Forever ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/9 "2014-06-05T17:40:03Z")
Forever Breaks Oblivion ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/10 "2014-06-05T17:45:27Z")
You never know tomorrow until yesterday comes today. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/11 "2014-06-05T17:54:50Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > You never know tomorrow until yesterday comes today. Today Never Comes Edit: “Come” should be all right to use ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/12 "2014-06-05T17:58:13Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Today Never Comes > Edit: “Come” should be all right to use _ **Comepussy** _ Edit: use “pussy” if you’d rather. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/13 "2014-06-05T18:00:32Z")
_ **Pussy Raker** _ Sorry, I couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/14 "2014-06-05T18:17:21Z")
_ **Raker, With Love** _ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/15 "2014-06-05T18:23:41Z")
Love, and a Walther PPK ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/16 "2014-06-05T18:47:43Z")
PPK in the USSR ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/17 "2014-06-05T18:56:07Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > PPK in the USSR Republic for Her Majesty OK I cheated…but just a little ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/18 "2014-06-05T18:58:01Z")
_Majesty’s Secret Service Forever_ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/19 "2014-06-05T19:00:21Z")
Forever Is Never Forever, Ever! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-fake-james-bond-title-game/690121/20 "2014-06-05T19:02:19Z")
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