# \[GAME\] Food + sex=euphemism. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 15, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724 "2014-11-15T20:34:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/1 "2014-11-15T20:34:02Z")
1. Pick a food, going in alphabetical order from the previous entry. 2. Turn it into a euphemism for sex. 3. One euphemism per post. To start things off: Make applesauce. [next food starts with B] ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/2 "2014-11-15T23:41:01Z")
Buttering your biscuit. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/3 "2014-11-16T00:35:46Z")
Choppin’ celery. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/4 "2014-11-16T00:50:02Z")
Fry your donuts (in Greece) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/5 "2014-11-16T01:36:46Z")
Fill the eclair. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/6 "2014-11-16T01:37:50Z")
Just fondue it. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/7 "2014-11-16T01:54:30Z")
Tickling the Grapes ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/8 "2014-11-16T03:02:06Z")
**H** oneysuckle ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/9 "2014-11-16T04:04:34Z")
Lets Melt the Ice Cream ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/10 "2014-11-16T04:16:49Z")
I got a Jawbreaker for you! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/11 "2014-11-16T05:13:51Z")
Lemme show you my knockwurst, babe. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/12 "2014-11-16T06:55:14Z")
Lick my Lollipop. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/13 "2014-11-16T17:25:06Z")
Homemade mayonnaise. ---
**Author:** ![Boogly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Boogly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boogly)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/14 "2014-11-16T18:01:03Z")
Can I put some cheese on your nachos? ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/15 "2014-11-16T18:25:31Z")
Your Olive Oil is very slippery. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/16 "2014-11-16T18:38:33Z")
Your peanut butter is in my chocolate! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/17 "2014-11-16T19:21:12Z")
Wanna eat my quiche? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/18 "2014-11-16T20:10:07Z")
I wanna peel your radicchio. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/19 "2014-11-16T20:15:53Z")
Hide the sausage. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/20 "2014-11-16T20:52:20Z")
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