# \[GAME\] Food + sex=euphemism. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 15, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724 "2014-11-15T20:34:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/21 "2014-11-16T21:10:24Z")
Shall I churn some butter for your unleavened bread? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/22 "2014-11-16T21:36:06Z")
This is my biggest laugh of the week. Everybody’s in such a rush to sex up their produce that the ALPHABET RULE went right out the window. It’s like _Food Gone Wild_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/23 "2014-11-16T22:03:44Z")
It tastes like Unami ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/24 "2014-11-16T22:09:39Z")
Would you like to sample my Vienna Sausage? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/25 "2014-11-16T23:07:33Z")
Tickle the walnuts. ---
**Author:** ![sisu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@sisu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sisu)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/26 "2014-11-16T23:34:56Z")
How about a skewer you with my xiphios? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/27 "2014-11-16T23:37:41Z")
Yoghurt. Just yoghurt. It is its own innuendo 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/28 "2014-11-17T01:00:16Z")
Zucchini…just [zucchini.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CSA-Striped-Zucchini.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/29 "2014-11-17T02:22:44Z")
Guacamole my avocados! [Yeah, verbing weirds language. Sue me.] ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/30 "2014-11-17T02:53:58Z")
Lets Powder the Beignets ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/31 "2014-11-17T03:02:35Z")
Wanna choke my chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/32 "2014-11-17T03:56:50Z")
Glaze the doughnut. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/33 "2014-11-17T04:14:15Z")
Makin’ baba ghannouj with the ol’ eggplant. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/34 "2014-11-17T04:33:01Z")
Sift my flour, baby. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/35 "2014-11-17T04:34:19Z")
Grate my ginger ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/36 "2014-11-17T04:43:50Z")
Your horseradish is so hot… ---
**Author:** ![sisu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@sisu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sisu)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/37 "2014-11-17T05:24:52Z")
mmmm melted icecream. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/38 "2014-11-17T05:38:58Z")
You wanna jolt the jerky? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/39 "2014-11-17T05:39:56Z")
[del]Spread the jelly.[/del] Squat on the kumquat. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/40 "2014-11-17T08:10:22Z")
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