# \[GAME\] Food + sex=euphemism. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 15, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724 "2014-11-15T20:34:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/41 "2014-11-17T15:25:26Z")
Can I thump your melons ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/42 "2014-11-17T15:37:35Z")
Put sauce on the noodle ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/43 "2014-11-17T15:37:36Z")
I’d like to sip your Nehi. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/44 "2014-11-17T16:33:56Z")
Peel my orange! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/45 "2014-11-17T16:56:19Z")
Spicy pepperoni for you! ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/46 "2014-11-17T17:17:14Z")
Can I lick your quince? ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/47 "2014-11-17T17:46:37Z")
[Rub my roast, baby.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7x-mpBB9Cc) (Link is safe for work, but definitely weird.) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/48 "2014-11-17T17:50:03Z")
Can you be the tomato in my BLT sandwich? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/49 "2014-11-17T20:46:26Z")
(Since buddha skipped “S”): HIDE THE SALAMI! BIP: Let’s mix the brown sugar and my **u** nbleached flour. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/50 "2014-11-17T21:05:04Z")
Cover the veal in white sauce. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/51 "2014-11-18T04:08:11Z")
Let’s go XXX with Xacuti masala. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/52 "2014-11-18T08:50:39Z")
That’s not a yam in my pocket. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/53 "2014-11-18T12:55:08Z")
Here’s extra cheese for your ziti ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/54 "2014-11-18T16:09:46Z")
Slice the anchovy. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/55 "2014-11-18T17:19:06Z")
May I lox your bagel? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/56 "2014-11-18T17:50:52Z")
wanna **W** hip my cream? ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/57 "2014-11-18T19:15:48Z")
I would like to lick your donut hole. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/58 "2014-11-18T20:00:02Z")
Why don’t you put your eggs in my nest? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/59 "2014-11-18T20:07:55Z")
Would you like to stuff my falafel? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/60 "2014-11-18T23:54:43Z")
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