# \[GAME\] Food + sex=euphemism. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 15, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724 "2014-11-15T20:34:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/61 "2014-11-18T23:58:51Z")
I like my hamburger rare with a tomato on top! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/62 "2014-11-20T17:41:37Z")
I’m gonna make you scream for ice cream! ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/63 "2014-11-20T18:18:24Z")
I going to put some jam on your toast, baby! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/64 "2014-11-20T19:16:18Z")
My kale will make you wail. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/65 "2014-11-20T21:02:42Z")
Would you like some lemon zest with that? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/66 "2014-11-20T21:17:34Z")
I’ll twist your meringue all right ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/67 "2014-11-20T21:24:35Z")
Wanna nutella my nuts? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/68 "2014-11-20T22:39:56Z")
Olive Oil me, Popeye ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/69 "2014-11-20T23:25:45Z")
Can I pork you? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2014, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/70 "2014-11-23T06:40:10Z")
Let me be the image of Jesus in your quesadilla, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/71 "2014-11-23T14:19:52Z")
Bite the radish. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/72 "2014-11-23T21:24:08Z")
Wanna see my special sauce? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/73 "2014-11-24T17:46:58Z")
I can never eat enough oyster taco. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/74 "2014-11-24T19:30:27Z")
allow me to massage your uvula? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/75 "2014-11-24T21:19:52Z")
I am going to spread your Velveeta so far… ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/76 "2014-11-25T03:01:41Z")
Want watercress? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/77 "2014-11-26T09:07:41Z")
e **X** tra cheese, please. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/78 "2014-11-26T12:48:23Z")
Your yam is yummy. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/79 "2014-11-26T16:03:43Z")
Put some stripes on your Zebra Cake. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/80 "2014-11-26T16:57:09Z")
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