# \[GAME\] Food + sex=euphemism.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 15, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724 "2014-11-15T20:34:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/81 "2014-11-26T17:18:18Z")

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You should see the size of the banana pudding I made last night! :eek:

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/82 "2014-11-26T17:36:29Z")

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**C** offee, tea, me, or all three?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/83 "2014-12-08T16:50:34Z")

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Could you do a Danish?

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/84 "2014-12-08T20:51:46Z")

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envelop me in your esophagus?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/85 "2014-12-08T23:41:53Z")

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I’d like to French your fries.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/86 "2014-12-08T23:48:59Z")

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Garnish my goulash with ground garlic, baby.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/87 "2014-12-10T01:13:07Z")

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Hot sauce for your taco, sweetie?

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/88 "2014-12-10T22:18:49Z")

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How about some hot Italian Sausage?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/89 "2014-12-12T01:32:33Z")

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I got the world’s biggest jawbreaker for you!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/90 "2014-12-22T04:10:11Z")

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Gonna make you snap, crackle & pop like Kellogg’s Rice Krispies.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-food-sex-euphemism/704724/91 "2014-12-23T17:02:59Z")

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The taste of my Mozartkugeln will make you sing opera!

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