# GAME : If God ....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-if-god/71268>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 4, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-if-god/71268 "2001-07-04T23:57:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-if-god/71268/21 "2001-07-05T19:20:33Z")

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If God had wanted me to make an If God list, he woulda made me wittier

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-if-god/71268/22 "2001-07-05T19:29:59Z")

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If God had meant for things to be the way they are, he would’ve done what he’s done so far (either that or something different).

[sub]WEAK![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-if-god/71268/23 "2001-07-05T21:21:32Z")

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If God had meant for man to fly we’d have been born with propellers on our noses.

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