# Game of Thrones 3.10 "Mhysa" 6/9/2013 No book discussion

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 9, 2013, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539 "2013-06-09T11:27:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/261 "2013-06-18T02:32:17Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> A thousand apologies!

Not good enough - you shall be dressed as a whore and taken to Joffrey’s chambers! 😃

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**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/262 "2013-06-18T02:36:05Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> I rewatched an episode from Season 1, the one where Ghost warns Jon about the zombie. Maybe he wasn’t full grown at the time but Ghost was just a regular large dog size and they showed them close together enough that there was no doubt. …

i remember thinking, “that’s a proper sized dire wolf,” when Robb and wolf visited Jaimie when he was still his prisoner. they were side by side and it came up above his waist on all fours.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/263 "2013-06-18T02:45:20Z")

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> [@BlackKnight](#):
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> Not good enough - you shall be dressed as a whore and taken to Joffrey’s chambers! 😃

:: runs away ::

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**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/264 "2013-06-18T08:43:20Z")

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As I said recently: book-readers who post spoilers will be given to Ramsey Snow, AKA Bolton’s Bastard.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/265 "2013-06-18T21:19:17Z")

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> [@Shakester](#):
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> As I said recently: book-readers who post spoilers will be given to Ramsey Snow, AKA Bolton’s Bastard.

…With an arrow to the knee…both knees.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/266 "2013-06-18T21:24:45Z")

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Wouldn’t it be awesome (many seasons down the road) that Bran and Dany meet up somewhere (or some battlefield) and he controls 1, or 2, or even all 3 of her dragons for his personal use? Even just for a minute or two? Burn down zombies, or turn them on the unsullied, or maybe roast the Freys in their castle?

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**Author:** ![Shawn1767](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shawn1767](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn1767)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/267 "2013-06-18T21:51:51Z")

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I’m waiting for Arya to visit Hattori Hanzo.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/268 "2013-06-18T22:11:59Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> Wouldn’t it be awesome (many seasons down the road) that Bran and Dany meet up somewhere (or some battlefield) and he controls 1, or 2, or even all 3 of her dragons for his personal use? Even just for a minute or two? Burn down zombies, or turn them on the unsullied, or maybe roast the Freys in their castle?

I mentioned that in another thread, b/c at this point it’s the only thing I can think of that would be able to _touch_ those dragons once they reach maturity. What else could bring them down - a bunch of arrrows? Wildfire? Smoke vagina babies? They’re basically Apex weapons.

I really want a close-to-the-end scene where Tywin fires a bunch of wildfire at Dany and to his pants-shitting shock she just walks through it, then he hears this ungodly shriek and these fully grown dragons, way bigger than half-assed tiny skeletal ones Tywin thought existed, appear from behind her and torch the shit out of everything while he gets an earful of mouthy High Valyrian from Dany before the dragons pick him up in their talons and pull him to pieces.

Then Joffrey yells at Tyrion to kill her and instead he just stands there and says something witty while Selmy casually walks over and is about to cut his head off but instead Sansa stabs him through the stomach.

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/269 "2013-06-19T14:29:26Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> I mentioned that in another thread, b/c at this point it’s the only thing I can think of that would be able to _touch_ those dragons once they reach maturity. What else could bring them down - a bunch of arrrows? Wildfire? Smoke vagina babies? They’re basically Apex weapons.
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> I really want a close-to-the-end scene where Tywin fires a bunch of wildfire at Dany and to his pants-shitting shock she just walks through it, then he hears this ungodly shriek and these fully grown dragons, way bigger than half-assed tiny skeletal ones Tywin thought existed, appear from behind her and torch the shit out of everything while he gets an earful of mouthy High Valyrian from Dany before the dragons pick him up in their talons and pull him to pieces.
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> Then Joffrey yells at Tyrion to kill her and instead he just stands there and says something witty while Selmy casually walks over and is about to cut his head off but instead Sansa stabs him through the stomach.

The only thing missing from this scenario is Arya stabbing him through the eye with Needle.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/270 "2013-06-19T14:35:11Z")

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> [@Shawn1767](#):
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> I’m waiting for Arya to visit Hattori Hanzo.

[Esteban Viejo]'I had heard you were driving the Pork Wagon…[/Esteban Viejo]

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Then Joffrey yells at Tyrion to kill her and instead he just stands there and says something witty while Selmy casually walks over and is about to cut his head off but instead Sansa stabs him through the stomach.  
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I have a visual of Tyrion literally saying “Something witty”.

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/271 "2013-06-19T15:22:17Z")

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> [@Cuckoorex](#):
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> The only thing missing from this scenario is Arya stabbing him through the eye with Needle.

As long as we’re fantasizing, I’d have Dany appoint Tyrion her Hand but only after having a dragon BBQ for the other Lannisters. I picture each of them on a spit with their own dragon roasting each to perfection and Tywin being saved for “dessert.” Of course you’d probably have to feed them some Freys and Boltons first so they didn’t get too hungry, but I’m sure that could be arranged.

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**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/272 "2013-06-19T16:42:55Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> …while he gets an earful of mouthy High Valyrian from Dany before the dragons pick him up in their talons and pull him to pieces.  
> .

At the rate Dany is adding titles, honorifics etc to her name it will take 1/2 the episode for her to be introduced , but she can always add “Toaster of Tywin, Lacerator of Lannisters” at the end. Hell maybe have Ser Jorah add it afterwards, that man needs a comedy moment or two.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/273 "2013-06-19T16:42:59Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> …I have a visual of Tyrion literally saying “Something witty”.

Heh. With a little offhand shrug.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/274 "2013-06-19T18:18:54Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Heh. With a little offhand shrug.

Jaime does the offhand shrug better, IMHO. 😉

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/275 "2013-06-19T19:42:02Z")

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> [@Precambrianmollusc](#):
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> At the rate Dany is adding titles, honorifics etc to her name it will take 1/2 the episode for her to be introduced…

‘Attention! Our Most Glorious Majesty… King Bruno the Questionable. Son of Olaf the Loud. Great-grandnephew of Emperor Otto the Bent. Conqueror… of Freedonia. Past grand master of the Royal Order of Lowndes Victor, Saviour of Wales.’

‘Hey!’

‘And King.’

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/276 "2013-06-19T20:27:55Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> ‘Attention! Our Most Glorious Majesty… King Bruno the Questionable. Son of Olaf the Loud. Great-grandnephew of Emperor Otto the Bent. Conqueror… of Freedonia. Past grand master of the Royal Order of Lowndes Victor, Saviour of Wales.’
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> ‘Hey!’
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> ‘And King.’

‘Oh, yeah. And Third Runner-Up for Best-Looking Minor Royal of 2007.’

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/277 "2013-06-19T20:31:26Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> ‘Attention! Our Most Glorious Majesty… King Bruno the Questionable. Son of Olaf the Loud. Great-grandnephew of Emperor Otto the Bent. Conqueror… of Freedonia. Past grand master of the Royal Order of Lowndes Victor, Saviour of Wales.’

And five time winner of the Buckeye News Hawk and Silver Sow Award. And Miss Astopor Newcomer Best Rack Winner, 299.

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**Author:** ![Crackrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Crackrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crackrat)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-3-10-mhysa-6-9-2013-no-book-discussion/660539/278 "2013-06-19T20:36:15Z")

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> [@clairobscur](#):
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> When I think of it, whoever is in charge of the fights is doing a great job. Look at how differently the various characters fight and kill.

I particularly enjoyed this in the last episode, when Dany’s best fighters were breaking into the city. The distinct style of each fighter was great to watch.

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