# Game of Thrones 5.02 "The House of Black and White" 4/19 \[Show discussion\]

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**Created:** [April 19, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046 "2015-04-19T16:30:12Z")\
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Is there anyone Cersei actually likes? Aside from her brother-lover and her children, I don’t think so.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/182 "2015-04-24T01:03:12Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Is there anyone Cersei actually likes? Aside from her brother-lover and her children, I don’t think so.

Well given how much she hated Tyrion since the day he was born she probably liked her mother, who died giving birth to Tyrion.

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**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/183 "2015-04-24T01:11:34Z")

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Cersei seems quite keen on Maester [del]Frankenstein[/del] Qyburn.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/184 "2015-04-24T01:15:57Z")

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Whoever brings her wine.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/185 "2015-04-24T02:37:28Z")

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> [@Shakester](#):
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> Cersei seems quite keen on Maester [del]Frankenstein[/del] Qyburn.

“Maester Mengele” has the virtue of being alliterative.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/186 "2015-04-25T04:40:21Z")

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Just saw the Denzel Washington/Ryan Reynolds spy thriller _Safe House_, which is pretty good; the actor who plays Ser Davos Seaworth on GOT has a small role as a British agent.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/187 "2015-04-25T04:46:48Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Whoever brings her wine.

I dunno, Robert loved his wine too, but he hated Lancel.

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**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/188 "2015-04-25T08:26:20Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> I think the dragons are big enough to ride now, I bet we see the the first dragon jockey soon.

Probably, at the start, you’d want the _littlest_ rider you could get. Some sort of … small person.

Imp-sized, if you will…

As to the Braavos/Assassins relationship, I got the impression it was society-wide. I mean, if your whole city’s traditional greeting references death, I’d say it must be almost a pervasive thing.

Maybe it’s just me, and I’m not accusing GRRM of designing countries as one-note as Eddings, but I see Braavos as Drasnia-by-the-Sea. It wouldn’t surprise me if the whole place is run by the magical assassins and Not-Jaquen is their prince. Which is cool, I always liked Silk…

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**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/189 "2015-04-25T08:28:54Z")

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> [@Garula](#):
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> I have a question, are we supposed to have an idea how the murder genies fit into Braavosian society yet?

Maybe they’re similar to the Masters of [Sinanju](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinanju_%28martial_art%29).

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**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/190 "2015-04-25T09:29:19Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> It wouldn’t surprise me if the whole place is run by the magical assassins and Not-Jaquen is their prince.

There’s also the Iron Bank of Braavos, which is a very big deal.

I’m thinking the magical ninja assassins may well be the enforcement arm of the Iron Bank. Which would mean that defaulting on your loan is very much not an option.

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**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/191 "2015-04-25T12:32:16Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> I dunno, Robert loved his wine too, but he hated Lancel.

I think he just loved to mock and belittle him, but didn’t actually dislike him.

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**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/192 "2015-04-25T12:45:00Z")

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Being the first sword of Braavos was supposed to be a big deal too.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/193 "2015-04-26T01:20:29Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> Being the first sword of Braavos was supposed to be a big deal too.

:: sigh ::

I miss Syrio.

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/194 "2015-04-26T02:09:23Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> :: sigh ::
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> I miss Syrio.

Too bad Meryn Trant didn’t…

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/195 "2015-04-26T02:40:25Z")

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Braavos has kind of a Venice like feel to me—center of banking and trade, money can buy skilled swordsman and magical assassins, lots of water, one of the “free cities” — makes it sound like the Italian trade-based chain of city-states of the Renaissance

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/196 "2015-04-26T04:02:55Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> You should see the delivery spout that rains boiling oil down on enemy ships as they pass underneath!

I was laughing to myself about what it would look like if they dropped boulders on enemy ships passing through.

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**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/197 "2015-04-27T02:38:47Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> Too bad Meryn Trant didn’t…

Or did he?

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**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/198 "2015-04-27T02:52:21Z")

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Is Meryn Trant the King’s Guard that is always with Cersei?

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**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/199 "2015-04-27T02:53:13Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Is Meryn Trant the King’s Guard that is always with Cersei?

Yes, the one that killed Arya’s sword instructor also. And testified against Tyrion during his trial.

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**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-5-02-the-house-of-black-and-white-4-19-show-discussion/718046/200 "2015-04-27T14:21:10Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> Yes, the one that killed Arya’s sword instructor also…

See post 197.

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