# Game of Thrones 6.05 "The Door" 5/22/16 \[Show discussion\]

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**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426 "2016-05-23T00:58:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/161 "2016-05-23T21:11:18Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> It appears that White Walkers are created from those who are still alive. White Walkers raise people who are already dead as wights.

Right. I’m pretty sure this is what I said. Hodor and Summer are dead, ergo…

I truly don’t want to see Hodor as a wight.

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> [@Duke\_of\_Rat](#):
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> I pretty sure when the High Sept, or whatever the old pervert was called, was in Littlefinger’s brothel and the Faith Militant came in and grabbed him, he was picking from seven girls (Two will cost extra!) and there was full frontal buffet there.

Here’s the [parental guide](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944947/parentalguide)to the show which (very helpfully;)) describes every instance of full frontal nudity, male or female.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/163 "2016-05-23T21:14:49Z")

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I think we may have had the full frontal discussion in another thread about movie nudity. For some, full frontal means a whole body shot of a naked women from the front. For others (mostly men), if it doesn’t include a spread shot, it doesn’t count as full frontal. Which I claim is ridiculous. We women can’t help it our stuff in neat and nicely packed away.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> Right. I’m pretty sure this is what I said. Hodor and Summer are dead, ergo…
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> I truly don’t want to see Hodor as a wight.

I was elaborating, not disagreeing.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/165 "2016-05-23T21:23:31Z")

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Back in the Red Wedding episode when Bran and Hodor were all hiding up in that tower there was a storm and Hodor was freaking out "Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!"until Bran had to warg into him… He thought he was about to die.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/166 "2016-05-23T21:59:16Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> I’m pretty sure Ros flashed bush when leaving Winterfell. If you’re talking about actual visible labia, I can’t think of any mainstream show that was that explicit.

Once again, this season, episode one. Fully shaved octogenarian lip action.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/167 "2016-05-23T22:12:36Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> I perfectly understand how someone might have blocked it out of their brain but we got full frontal female nudity from Melisandre on episode 1 this season after she took off her necklace.

Blocked out? By which you mean ripped your eyes out, crushed them in your fists, then set your fist aflame? Cause that’s what I wanted to do.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/168 "2016-05-23T22:24:24Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> I was elaborating, not disagreeing.

Ah, thanks. I hope Craster’s sons aren’t turned into White Walkers the same way the first guy was.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/169 "2016-05-23T22:28:43Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> Ah, thanks. I hope Craster’s sons aren’t turned into White Walkers the same way the first guy was.

Nah, the Night King touches them on the forehead, that seems to do it.

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> Ah, thanks. I hope Craster’s sons aren’t turned into White Walkers the same way the first guy was.

No. [The Night King just touches the cheek of Craster’s last son.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIIkTyJnOz0)

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/171 "2016-05-23T23:02:55Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> Once again, this season, episode one. Fully shaved octogenarian lip action.

I just checked. There’s nothing that clear, not unless you’re zooming in and “enhancing” it like they do in the movies.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/172 "2016-05-23T23:23:17Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> I think he probably could hide that fact. The Boltons themselves don’t want it to get back to the Crown, and what advantage is it of theirs to tell everyone Littlefinger brought her? Communication is slow in this world and no one is omniscient. There’s a decent chance word wouldn’t get back to her in any short time frame. And even if it did later, she’s a weak ruler beset by problems, and Littlefinger would now have the power of the Vale and the North behind him - possibly Riverrun too.

I dunno. The first thing the other lords of the North will want to know is if it’s really Sansa which will necessitate the Boltons revealing how she came to them.

I would expect that a message by raven would be faster than LF traveling to King’s Landing.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/173 "2016-05-23T23:25:00Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> I think she was attracted to Jamie.

I think Tormund and Jamie have some similarities. Battle hardened warriors, alpha male types, good looking in somewhat different ways. Jamie was certainly a great deal more polished, being a highborn, aristocratic type. Brienne was high born as well, IIRC, maybe that’s a key aspect for her.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/174 "2016-05-23T23:54:46Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> From my recollection of the story Stannis told, he called for every expert (Maester, priest, sorcerer, etc.) to try and heal Shireen, so no one probably knows exactly what it was that healed her – it could have been any of the healers, or a combination of some of their treatments, or even some unusual environmental circumstance on Dragonstone.
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> Maybe all the healers left and told stories that their treatment was the one that worked, but since most of them were wrong (and maybe even the one who was right also had luck on his/her side, and it didn’t work the next time they tried it), the claim lost its power after a few years.

I’m pretty sure Stannis said it was a red priest/ess who halted the spread of the greyscale.

> [@EllisDee](#):
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> Pin cushion Roz’s nudity wasn’t nearly as gratuitous (it had plot implications) and it wasn’t even full frontal nudity. Not sure if we’ve ever seen female full frontal nudity on this show.

Ros showed her vagina to Theon when she was on the wagon to Kings landing. Miranda or her friend(can’t remember) went full frontal trying to get Theon warmed up to have to penis cut off. Then there was Cersei’s walk of shame. Those are just off the top of my head I’m sure there has been more.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/175 "2016-05-23T23:59:51Z")

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> [@Bruce\_Wayne](#):
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> I’m pretty sure Stannis said it was a red priest/ess who halted the spread of the greyscale

Nope just watched that scene again, I misremembered that.

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> [@Bruce\_Wayne](#):
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> \<snip\> Miranda or her friend(can’t remember) went full frontal trying to get Theon warmed up to have to penis cut off.

I remember that. Is it easier to remove an erect penis than a flaccid one? And did Ramsay leave Theon his balls, or did he take those, too?

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> I perfectly understand how someone might have blocked it out of their brain but we got full frontal female nudity from Melisandre on episode 1 this season after she took off her necklace.

CGI.

> [@msmith537](#):
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> What about Princess Dragontitties when she stepped out of Drogo’s pyre?

Covered by baby dragon.

> [@Duke\_of\_Rat](#):
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> I pretty sure when the High Sept, or whatever the old pervert was called, was in Littlefinger’s brothel and the Faith Militant came in and grabbed him, he was picking from seven girls (Two will cost extra!) and there was full frontal buffet there.

Seven merkins.

> [@Acsenray](#):
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> I’m pretty sure Ros flashed bush when leaving Winterfell. If you’re talking about actual visible labia, I can’t think of any mainstream show that was that explicit.

Merkin.

> [@Bruce\_Wayne](#):
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> Ros showed her vagina to Theon when she was on the wagon to Kings landing. Miranda or her friend(can’t remember) went full frontal trying to get Theon warmed up to have to penis cut off. Then there was Cersei’s walk of shame. Those are just off the top of my head I’m sure there has been more.

All merkins, except maybe Ros on the wagon. Her actual ladyparts may have made an appearance for that one.

> [@Biggirl](#):
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> I think we may have had the full frontal discussion in another thread about movie nudity. For some, full frontal means a whole body shot of a naked women from the front. For others (mostly men), if it doesn’t include a spread shot, it doesn’t count as full frontal. Which I claim is ridiculous. We women can’t help it our stuff in neat and nicely packed away.

“Full frontal nudity” for women pretty much always means topless while wearing what amounts to a hair g-string. They aren’t nude, they’re wearing bottoms.

What’s more, there’s no reason to show actual women’s crotch areas when merkins are so easy and effective. What’s the point? As you rightly point out, even without a merkin you wouldn’t see anything unless they shaved or got into some porn position.

Game of Thrones (and pretty much the entire entertainment industry) pretty much never shows actual full frontal nudity for women. Far, far fewer than the number of penises shown. Not even close.

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**Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/178 "2016-05-24T00:19:49Z")

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> [@Sir\_Prize](#):
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> …I don’t think Yara and Theon will sail to Essos. Theon’s story is in the north. They will join the fight against the Boltons…

Though that would be hilarious if they just decided to steal Uncle Euron idea about offering Daenerys the Iron Fleet.

> [@Sam\_Lowry](#):
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> …This is a good point, it could go pretty similarly, with the religious helping at first but then it backfiring. Tyrion isn’t giving the Red Priestess any power right now, just asking to spread the word, but that’s still an opening she could use.

Good point, though there’s no telling what Daenerys is going to think of her Regents’ actions when she returns to Meereen. And in any event Tyrion just gave Red Priest & Priestesses instructions to preach, not their own private army.

> [@Sampiro](#):
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> And faux Joffrey has to be the most gratuitous frontal nudity the show has ever done.

As much as I enjoy twinks going full frontal even I though that was gratuitous. Speaking off; what’s Olyvar up to these days?

> [@DigitalC](#):
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> …Right up until the incredibly gratuitous warty dick close up i would have sworn the mummer that played Joffrey was a woman.

I also that it was a girl playing Joffrey.

> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Finally saw the previews. Had to search for them. No wonder I missed them, blink and they were done. Anyways, what I think one scene may mean: Cersei tells- I think- Jaime “Our enemies have taken every thing from us. We will make them pay!” or something close. Does this mean her plan backfires as usual and Tommen pays with his life?
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> …

Assuming we saw the same preview…

…I’m thinking _Margaery_ may be one paying with her life. It looked like she was caught in the middle of a standoff between the Sparrows and the Tyrell forces. Though if Tommen finds out Cersei was in on the plan and betrayed his confidence he could lash out at her in a big way (or blame himself for Margaery’s death & kill himself).

> [@Sam\_Lowry](#):
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> But of course Tormund is used to being around strong fighting women. By most Westeros people Brienne is seen as a bit of a freak. I could see Tormund maybe winning her over, if he stops staring at her weirdly so often.

I think Brienne’s like a supermodel to the Wildlings.

> [@Colibri](#):
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> Littlefinger told Roose the marriage to Tyrion had been unconsummated and Sansa was still a virgin, so the marriage was invalid. He (charmingly) offers to have her inspected but Roose says he only cares about her name.

Plus she married Ramsey according to the rites of the Old Gods (who most Northerners follow) conveniently avoiding the issue jumping through whatever hoops the Faith requires for an annulment.

> [@Biggirl](#):
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> I think we may have had the full frontal discussion in another thread about movie nudity. For some, full frontal means a whole body shot of a naked women from the front. For others (mostly men), if it doesn’t include a spread shot, it doesn’t count as full frontal. Which I claim is ridiculous. We women can’t help it our stuff in neat and nicely packed away.

True, and while leg & armpit shaving seems universal among Westerosi women it doesn’t look the Brazilian wax has been invented.

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**Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/179 "2016-05-24T01:02:16Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> Assuming we saw the same preview…
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> …I’m thinking _Margaery_ may be one paying with her life. It looked like she was caught in the middle of a standoff between the Sparrows and the Tyrell forces. Though if Tommen finds out Cersei was in on the plan and betrayed his confidence he could lash out at her in a big way (or blame himself for Margaery’s death & kill himself).

Yeah but,

Cersei would not be upset if Mags gets killed. I think Tommen, not knowing the plan, tries to save her and gets plugged.

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**Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-of-thrones-6-05-the-door-5-22-16-show-discussion/755426/180 "2016-05-24T01:15:58Z")

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I just took another look at the previous episode. I didn’t notice it the first time, but Tormund’s wide-eyed practically slack-jawed expression as he sets eyes on Brienne for the first time is wonderful.

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