# Game: Sex on the brain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861 "2000-08-02T16:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/1 "2000-08-02T16:58:11Z")
This is my idea: I suggest a theme, and the next poster makes a double entendre based on that theme, then optionally suggests a new theme. For example a cars theme: Let me drive your stick shift. Ok, that’s pretty lame. I’m counting on my fellow dopers to do better. 😛 Theme: cooking ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/2 "2000-08-02T17:07:05Z")
“Hey, how about a blow job in the kitchen?” What? Not subtle enough? Okay, okay, I’ll play nice. “I’d love to baste _your_ butterball.” New theme - Straight Dope Message Board. ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/3 "2000-08-02T17:09:27Z")
Um, hey baby, how 'bout I slice of a hunk of your flesh, de-bone it, let it marinade overnight in lime juice and garlic, then cook you over a hot charcoal fire, slice you up into strips, and serve you on fresh corn tortillas with Chihuahua cheese and _rajas poblano_ and some cilantro? Um, I’m not very good at this. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/4 "2000-08-02T17:10:05Z")
Wanna see a REALLY long post? Next theme: spelunking (had to go with something easy to get it started) ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/5 "2000-08-02T17:10:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > [BNew theme - Straight Dope Message Board. \*\* Can I see your “post”? New theme - Fly fishing ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/6 "2000-08-02T17:16:59Z")
**spelunking** “Looks good from down here, want me to climb up there?” or “Like the look of that crack, wouldn’t mind squeezing inside it myself…” **fly fishing** “Hon, i meant you go fishing for my fly… with your teeth!” next: **computers** ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/7 "2000-08-02T17:17:03Z")
Spelunking - Hey baby, wanna explore my cave? Fly Fishing - Check out that guy’s rod! New Theme - Simul-Posting. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/8 "2000-08-02T17:21:07Z")
Baby, two posts are better than one! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/9 "2000-08-02T17:23:14Z")
**Computers:** “Is that a hard-drive in your lap-top or are you just glad to see me?” **Simul-Posting** : “Looks like we finally came at the same time.” **New Theme** : Suspension Bridges. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/10 "2000-08-02T17:31:52Z")
Baby, your sense of rhythm makes the whole place shake. Too vague? ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/11 "2000-08-02T17:35:23Z")
It’s good struuter, but you forgot to post a new theme. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/12 "2000-08-02T17:37:18Z")
**suspension bridges** “Think we can make this thing swing any harder?” **Shakespeare** ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/13 "2000-08-02T17:47:20Z")
**Shakespeare:** “Come here baby, I’ll do you _As You Like It_” **painting** ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/14 "2000-08-02T17:52:12Z")
Painting: Primer, I just met her! hoo that was funny. gymnastics… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/15 "2000-08-02T17:57:20Z")
gymnastics: Now it’s time for the floor exercises. bathing ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/16 "2000-08-02T18:01:01Z")
I just love the way you stroke your soap. Baseball ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/17 "2000-08-02T18:02:30Z")
Bathing: Oops, I dropped the soap! I’m straight, really I am… Cabnet making. I’m sorry… ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/18 "2000-08-02T18:03:21Z")
Baseball: Hey baby, swing your bat, go for that homerun and slide headfirst into home base. Um, easy one: Golf ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/19 "2000-08-02T18:05:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GolfWidow \* > \*\*Um, easy one: Golf \*\* I like the way you swing Next: Star Wars ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/20 "2000-08-02T18:06:44Z")
Baseball: “I was thrown out trying to steal second base.” Next: Etymology [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861.md?page=2)