# Game: Sex on the brain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861 "2000-08-02T16:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/21 "2000-08-02T18:06:57Z")
golf: With a swing like that your bound to get a hole in one. **giggle giggle** feeling embarrassed\*\*\* giggle\* Gardening ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/22 "2000-08-02T18:10:14Z")
I see your schwartz is bigger than mine! oops, star wars, not space balls… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/23 "2000-08-02T18:10:53Z")
gardening: I said I wanted a cheap HOE. What did you think I said? lotion ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/24 "2000-08-02T18:16:37Z")
**lotion** is provided free of charge via a hand pump. new theme: house wife. ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/25 "2000-08-02T18:23:05Z")
that June cleaver, she loves wearing a pearl necklace. shoes… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/26 "2000-08-02T18:36:58Z")
**Shoes** : “A pump is definitely better than a loafer.” **Next Theme** : Thumb Tacks ---
**Author:** ![FarrisGoldstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@FarrisGoldstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarrisGoldstein)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/27 "2000-08-02T18:37:00Z")
I’d like to slip my sock into THAT Dr. Marten… ---
**Author:** ![FarrisGoldstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@FarrisGoldstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarrisGoldstein)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/28 "2000-08-02T18:40:01Z")
Ack… Thumb Tacks: These oughtta hold up my Ernest Borgnine photos, if you know what I mean. New topic: Livestock ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/29 "2000-08-02T18:41:10Z")
**Shoes:** Nice shoes, wanna f\*\*k? **Thumbtacks:** How about stickin that in my corkboard. **Next subject:** _video cameras_ ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/30 "2000-08-02T18:41:18Z")
thumb tacks: Can I tack you to my bulletin board? next: the jungle ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/31 "2000-08-02T18:47:41Z")
Jungle: Hot and sticky and wet. Just the way I like it. Next: Etymology ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/32 "2000-08-02T18:53:32Z")
etymology: Boy, you got some prefix there. Wanna conjugate? dentistry ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/33 "2000-08-02T19:13:08Z")
Dentistry : Would you like me to drill and fill that hole for you? Barkeeping. ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/34 "2000-08-02T19:37:34Z")
Barkeeping: If you enjoy the head on that Guinness, I have another that you’ll enjoy… Topic: Another SDMB user’s name as an innuendo ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/35 "2000-08-02T19:47:02Z")
**Another SDMB user’s name** : “Whoah, check the JoeyHemlocks on that hose-hound.” **Next Theme** : Smilies. ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/36 "2000-08-02T19:50:30Z")
smilies: :o 😃 :eek: 😃 :eek: next up: post office ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/37 "2000-08-02T19:56:01Z")
post office: my flag is up cuz I got a package for you. next theme: coffee ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/38 "2000-08-02T19:59:12Z")
Coffee: You make my pot perk! Bananas ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/39 "2000-08-02T20:01:46Z")
coffee: I got two cups overflowing…got any sugar? photography ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/40 "2000-08-02T20:01:48Z")
bananas: you must be a carpenter cuz you just made my banana stand next theme: carpeting [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861.md?page=3)