# Game: Sex on the brain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861 "2000-08-02T16:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/41 "2000-08-02T20:04:11Z")
**Carpeting** : “You know, if you lay it just right, you can enjoy it for years.” **Next Theme** : Video Games ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/42 "2000-08-02T20:05:54Z")
Missed **Photography** “I wouldn’t mind puttin’ my F-stop in _her_ aperature.” ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/43 "2000-08-02T20:15:45Z")
**Video Games** You play with the joystick, I’ll press the buttons. next: **Telephones** ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/44 "2000-08-02T20:24:52Z")
**telephones** - Will this connection be collect? next - **FedEx** ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/45 "2000-08-02T20:45:51Z")
**FedEx** - I can deliver overnight, guaranteed. Next - Auditing ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/46 "2000-08-02T21:54:38Z")
**Auditing** : _Hmm, this is a tough one, but I’ll try - It only really works if it is spoken by an agent of the IRS._ “Bend over, this won’t hurt a bit.” **Next Theme** : The Stock Market. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/47 "2000-08-02T21:59:38Z")
Stock Market: I’d like to purchase some of your stock! New Theme: The Flintstones ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/48 "2000-08-02T22:13:49Z")
**Flinstones** : “BAM, BAM BAM!” or “Yabba-Dabba-Do Me.” **Next Theme** : Dying Threads. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/49 "2000-08-02T22:17:30Z")
It’s been so long since someone posted me. Bread ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/50 "2000-08-02T22:21:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > **Next Theme** : Dying Threads. \*\* Just one more post, for old times sake… **Next theme:** the beach ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/51 "2000-08-02T22:22:59Z")
Bread: I’ve got just what you need to make that loaf rise. ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/52 "2000-08-02T22:25:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angkins \* > \*\*Bread: > > I’ve got just what you need to make that loaf rise. \*\* What’s next? You forgot! HOw 'bout: Music ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/53 "2000-08-02T22:28:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OESGal \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Angkins \* > > \*\*Bread: > > > > I’ve got just what you need to make that loaf rise. \*\* > > What’s next? You forgot! > > HOw 'bout: Music \*\* Whoops!! Thanks OESGal!! ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/54 "2000-08-02T22:32:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angkins \* > > \*\*Whoops!! Thanks OESGal!! \*\* No prob honey:) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/55 "2000-08-02T22:32:40Z")
**Music** : “That’s quite a nice G-clef you got there.” **Next Theme** : Insects ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/56 "2000-08-02T23:26:19Z")
Insects: Wanna play mosquito? Remember, it’s the female who does the sucking… Topic: Batman ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/57 "2000-08-02T23:28:20Z")
Do you want to slide down the bat pole? Lawnmowers ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/58 "2000-08-03T00:22:11Z")
Lawnmowers: I’ll be your Lawn Boy, baby, just pull the cord. Next: Giant squid ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/59 "2000-08-03T00:25:20Z")
You make me want to spray my ink _everywhere_. The beach: I can’t wait to find your clam. McDonalds is the enxt topic. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/60 "2000-08-03T00:28:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > \*\* > McDonalds is the enxt topic. \*\* Can you supersize that thing? Topic: sunglasses [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861.md?page=4)