# Game: Sex on the brain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861 "2000-08-02T16:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/61 "2000-08-03T03:00:19Z")
Sunglasses: Nice shades. Wanna fuck? (that’s a hard topic!) Next topic: Taco Bell ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/62 "2000-08-03T03:42:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Next topic: Taco Bell Oooh baby, will you look at that burrito! Can I have some hot sauce with that? topic: (in the spirit of Taco Bell) Sporks ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/63 "2000-08-03T04:11:31Z")
Okay, maybe “sporks” is too difficult. How about: Grapefruit? ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/64 "2000-08-03T04:21:45Z")
Nothing like a pair of juicy, red grapefruit. SDMB regs (BTW, thanks to all who have played or are playing… This has given me lots of giggles) ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/65 "2000-08-03T04:22:06Z")
Grapefruit: Would you mind if I squirted in your eye? Next topic: self defense. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/66 "2000-08-03T04:24:35Z")
Damn!! SDMB regs: If I Hijack your thread will you post in my Pit? Next topic: self defense ---
**Author:** ![Quadzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a4c791/32.png) [@Quadzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quadzilla)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/67 "2000-08-03T04:52:00Z")
Self-defense: I’ll body-slam you anytime, baby. Next: writing utensils ---
**Author:** ![Quadzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a4c791/32.png) [@Quadzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quadzilla)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/68 "2000-08-03T04:55:19Z")
[slight hijack] And getting back to Sue’s suggestion of sporks: Three prongs and a bowl make eating a lot better. Bad and weak, yeah, but it begged to be answered 😉 [/slight hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/69 "2000-08-03T04:58:30Z")
**Writing Utensils** : “Pardon me, is that your ball point?” **Next Topic** : Clocks. _I love this game, I’m **never** going to let it die_ ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/70 "2000-08-03T05:05:19Z")
> [@](#): > > **Next Topic** : Clocks. In, out, in, out. That’s cuckoo. I want a ding dong. Next one: crisco ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/71 "2000-08-03T05:20:40Z")
**Crisco** : “Once it gets hot, just slather it up and slip it in there.” _Too much of a stretch?_ **Next Topic** : Tooth Brushes ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/72 "2000-08-03T05:28:16Z")
> [@](#): > > **Next Topic** : Tooth Brushes I like to get it wet before I use it. **Next Topic:** Tupperware ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/73 "2000-08-03T05:33:02Z")
> [@](#): > > **Next Topic:** Tupperware \*\* I’d like to marinate my meat in your self-sealing box… **Next Topic:** Stone Crabs ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/74 "2000-08-03T05:35:04Z")
Tupperware: If you press on me and make me burp… I’ll be yours forever. Next topic: pepto bismal ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/75 "2000-08-03T05:37:55Z")
DAMN!!! Stone Crabs: If you make me hard as a rock I promise I wont give you crustations. Next:VCR’s ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/76 "2000-08-03T05:41:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > Next:VCRs \*\* If I push your buttons, can I watch you play? **Next topic: Motor Oil** ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/77 "2000-08-03T05:47:51Z")
VCRs: Yes, that button. Oh, you _are_ kind! Next: Parliamentary debate ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/78 "2000-08-03T05:51:07Z")
Dammit! Motor Oil: I’m good for 3000 miles, baby. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/79 "2000-08-03T05:53:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Next: Parliamentary debate \*\* The Chair recognizes the motion on the floor! **Next Topic:** Noodles ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/80 "2000-08-03T06:18:07Z")
> [@](#): > > **Next Topic:** Noodles I like my pasta looooong and al dente! or in the case of my ex-husband Yeah, Ziti _looks_ big, but once you get it in your mouth…it’s just all limp and hollow. Next topic: The kitchen sink. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861.md?page=5)