# Game: Sex on the brain

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861 "2000-08-02T16:58:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/81 "2000-08-03T06:25:26Z")

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> \*\*Next topic: The kitchen sink. \*\*

You’re like an uninstalled kitchen sink…you got three holes, and they all need to be filled.

**Next Topic:** Air Sickness Bags

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/82 "2000-08-26T01:51:45Z")

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Air sickness bags? No wonder this thread dropped like a rock.

Lessee…

I’ve got something for that motion sickness.

(Pitiful, but I wanted this thread back, so there!)

New topic (please) books

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**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/83 "2000-08-26T02:47:17Z")

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It’s not the number of pages, honey, it’s the quality.

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**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/84 "2000-08-26T02:48:31Z")

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Next topic- water fowls

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/85 "2000-08-26T03:52:14Z")

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water fowls: Want to suck my duck?

_feels really dirty that she posted here to begin with_

next topic: Pez dispensers

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/86 "2000-08-26T05:41:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by xizor \*  
> \*\*next theme: coffee \*\*

Hot & bitter, just the way I like my men.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/87 "2000-08-26T05:46:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Welfy \*  
> \*\*next topic: Pez dispensers \*\*

(I know, I _had_ to do the coffee one)

Pez dispensers: Just relax, put your head back, and let me get that candy out…

New Topic: French Food

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**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/88 "2000-08-26T07:50:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Welfy \*  
> > \*\*next topic: Pez dispensers \*\*
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> New Topic: French Food
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> \*\*

**French Food:** After nibbling on the legs, eat the “escargo”

(what a fine topic for my first post! :))  
**new topic:** mug

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/89 "2000-08-26T08:07:50Z")

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Are you trying to mug me, or is there something in my pocket you want?

Next topic: light bulbs

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/90 "2000-08-26T12:27:14Z")

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**lightbulbs** : “I’ll screw it if it will turn on.”

back to **coffee** : “Mmmmm…black, sweet, and hot: waiting for cream.”

next topic: **airplanes**

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**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/91 "2000-08-26T13:09:40Z")

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Airplanes like to do it inverted!

Next topic: football

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**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/92 "2000-08-26T17:49:11Z")

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**Football:** In Canada, our balls are bigger.  
Next topic: Bees

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/93 "2000-08-26T22:39:01Z")

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\*\*bees:\*\*Hey honey, you’re all sticky and warm…

Next topic: a rocket.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/94 "2000-08-27T02:51:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silo \*  
> \*\*  
> Next topic: a rocket. \*\*

Oh _baby_, we’ve got _liftoff_!!!

Next Topic: Peanut Butter (I’m wondering if anyone ever saw _Shakes the Clown_ and knows the reference)

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/95 "2000-08-27T03:26:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angkins \*
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> **Next theme:** the beach
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Surf’s up, can I bury this in your clam?

Next theme: memory

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/96 "2000-09-18T01:54:43Z")

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This thread needs to be revived!

**memory** : Hey honey, I’ll give you something to remember!

Next theme: chicken

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/97 "2000-09-18T03:34:18Z")

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How do you feel about stuffing?

Next: superheroes

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**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/98 "2000-09-18T07:05:28Z")

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**Superheroes** : Can I be your Wonder Woman?

Next: School

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/99 "2000-09-18T08:29:24Z")

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I’d like to give you a little personal instruction!  
Next up: Baseball!

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/100 "2000-09-18T16:27:36Z")

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He didn’t just hit a home run, he shot it out of the park. :eek:  
Gratuitous return to the coffee theme: I like my men like I like my coffee: Hot, sweet and creamy. 😛

New theme: computers - extra points if you work in a Unix joke!

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