# Game: Sex on the brain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861 "2000-08-02T16:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/101 "2000-09-18T16:44:46Z")
Computers: I’d really like to mount her volume. Keith ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/102 "2000-09-18T16:46:14Z")
Ooops: New topic: farming ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/103 "2000-09-19T01:15:34Z")
She really cranks my tractor. Next: Olympics ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/104 "2000-09-19T02:03:52Z")
**Bread** : I’d like to try those buns! Next:(hard one) jelly beans! ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/105 "2000-09-19T02:06:18Z")
Whoops! I didn’t realize this thread was over one page! I guess I should have known… Anyway, if ant one can do(!) the jelly bean one, I’ll be impressed. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/106 "2000-09-19T02:07:56Z")
Jelly Beans??? Um… I wonder if she comes in many colours? ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/107 "2000-09-19T02:08:31Z")
Any! Dammit, I suck! Screw it, I’m going to bed. (God, this post is just brimming! and I didn’t even mean to!) ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/108 "2000-09-19T15:03:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > \*\* > New theme: computers - extra points if you work in a Unix joke! \*\* A homonym should suffice for ALL the extra points: Man wanted – Unix need not apply. next topic: funerals. (Who’s the thread spotter that revived this damned thing???) ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/109 "2000-09-19T16:18:14Z")
Olympics: Would you prefer gymnastics or a ball game? or maybe water sports? Jellybeans: Some women have melons and some women have jellybeans, but all men want to get their mouth on 'em. Funerals: Would you get a load of that stiff? And rjk is the wonderful person who revived this thread. :blowing kiss: Next theme: Sweet food ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/110 "2000-09-19T16:36:32Z")
Sweet Food: Nothing tastes as good as my honey. Pasta ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/111 "2000-09-19T18:01:50Z")
ooh baby, let me get a taste of your lasagna. topic: laundry ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/112 "2000-09-19T19:40:32Z")
Laundry : I’d like to fluff and fold her. Farm animals ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/113 "2000-09-19T19:54:05Z")
Farm Animals: Baby, you’re not Ba-a-a-d! Police ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/114 "2000-09-19T21:04:22Z")
Grab hold of my nightstick and spread 'em! Boats. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/115 "2000-09-19T21:22:49Z")
**Police:** Well howdy officer, of course I don’t mind pulling over for you. Was I going too fast? Say, are you going to FRISK me? Are you going to whip out your big NIGHTSTICK?? (that one was from a skit my friends and i put on) (this one is from another skit by somebody else) I’m sorry officer, I can’t seem to find my license. Oh wait, I just remembered where I put it! You know for safe keeping. I think I left it underneath my balls. **Boating:** Hey, nice mast. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/116 "2000-09-19T21:24:28Z")
woops, forgot. New topic: **Cosmetology** ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/117 "2000-09-19T21:26:28Z")
I’d love to pluck her eyebrows. Alcoholic beverages ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/118 "2000-09-19T23:39:48Z")
Alcoholic beverages: I’d like to share a few cocktails with you… Next: rainforests ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/119 "2000-09-19T23:45:05Z")
Alcoholic beverages: I’d like to share a few cocktails with you… Next: rainforests ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861/120 "2000-09-23T00:47:56Z")
(Anytime, Zy! You can revive me anytime at all!) Rainforests: I’d like to explore that nice wet jungle you have down there. Next: courtrooms. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-sex-on-the-brain/27861.md?page=7)