# Game- Simpsons Quotes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/1 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")
Premise is simple. Person lists a “Simpson” quote and the next poster has to identify the character who said it and under which circumstances/what episode. Are we ready? I’ll start. _NINE babies? That’s barbaric!_ ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/2 "2001-07-08T05:03:08Z")
Manjula, when their 8 babies is overtaken by the 9 babies, which prompted that father to say “We’re on cloud nine!” Obviously in the babies in the zoo ep, Eight Misbehavin’ ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/3 "2001-07-08T05:37:12Z")
But Marge, you don’t know! Maybe I’m not getting enough… Estrogen. ---
**Author:** ![Mats\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8edcca/32.png) [@Mats\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mats_K)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/4 "2001-07-08T06:14:18Z")
“What is this smear campaign against this BEEELOVED brewer??” ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/5 "2001-07-08T07:08:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > \*\*But Marge, you don’t know! Maybe I’m not getting enough… Estrogen. \*\* Homer finds some pills in the trash, and justifies taking them. “Goodness! I had no idea! For, you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade. In a cave. With my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears”. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/6 "2001-07-08T07:34:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cazzle \* > \*\*“Goodness! I had no idea! For, you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade. In a cave. With my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears”. \*\* Sideshow Bob’s brother, Cecil, regarding Bob’s criminal activities. “Re… cy… cling?” ---
**Author:** ![quixotic78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ab097/32.png) [@quixotic78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quixotic78)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/7 "2001-07-08T08:02:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kasuo \* > \*\*“Re… cy… cling?” \*\* C.M. Burns, when he’s at the Junior Achievers or whatever business meeting, and Lisa asks him if his plant has a recycling plant. It’s the disturbing episode where Burns loses his money, and then makes it all back by grinding up oceanic lifeforms. Funny thing is, there was an earlier episode where Ned Flanders was at Burns’ house, talking to him about recycling. Burns seemed to know what it was then, as he expressed “joy” at the thought of pawing through his garbage. But, hell, I guess if Burnsey can forget Homer’s name on a daily basis, he can forget what recycling is, you adorable little ragamuffin. “Oh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow managed to get this tattoo on my butt.” Quix ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/8 "2001-07-08T08:14:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mats K \* > **"What is this smear campaign against this BEEELOVED brewer??"** Duffman, posing as a reporter, to Homer when Homer tries to expose the Duff corporation’s plan to move the Springfield Isotopes to Albequerque. > [@](#): > > Originally posted by \* > \*\*“Oh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow managed to get this tattoo on my butt.” \*\* Homer, explaining why one of the death threats Bart received wasn’t written in blood like all the other ones, which came from Sideshow Bob. IIRC, the tattoo was “Wide Load.” “The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron.” ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/9 "2001-07-08T08:25:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus > \* > “The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron.” \*\* That was Apu talking to Homer, impersonating an American citizen during the illegal immigrants ep. “I think women and seamen don’t mix.” ---
**Author:** ![Nothing\_But\_Net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@Nothing\_But\_Net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nothing_But_Net)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/10 "2001-07-08T08:27:29Z")
Well, I don’t understand this game, but the all-time best Simpson’s line is: Kang: Commence fertilization procedure! (Kang shoots Marge with a ray-gun) Fertilization complete! Marge: Really, that was quick. Kang: What do you mean by that? Marge: Oh nothing, nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/11 "2001-07-08T09:10:21Z")
From one of the Halloween episodes: Kang is Maggie’s father and wants custody, so the family goes on Springer to settle the matter. My turn: “Gentlemen: To evil!” ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/12 "2001-07-08T09:13:27Z")
> [@](#): > > “I think women and seamen don’t mix.” Smithers to Burns, in the episode where Homer is King Kong, and he keeps eating people, including his bride’s (Marge’s) family. =================== My favorite: (something like) “Eeeeehhhh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my aaaaaa… Hey hey, kids! Wasn’t that great?” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/13 "2001-07-08T09:19:48Z")
Should have specified that my post was a reply to Nothing But Net. [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Dave Swaney \* \*\* > [@](#): > > My favorite: (something like) “Eeeeehhhh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my aaaaaa… Hey hey, kids! Wasn’t that great?” \*\* Krusty the Klown, reacting to a sub-par Itchy ‘n’ Scratchy cartoon. I’ll add another, because it’s late and I’m tipsy: “Well, I’ll be all right as long as I remember my army training…Dang!” And another: “Okay, giant beer!” ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/14 "2001-07-08T14:15:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > **"Well, I’ll be all right as long as I remember my army training…Dang!"** Grandpa, after telling Homer he’s an accident, is left on the side of the road. I love that quote. 😃 “Bart, stop pestering Satan.” ---
**Author:** ![Piell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@Piell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Piell)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/15 "2001-07-08T15:29:03Z")
Marge, after Homer sells his soul for a donut. Bart says he would sell his soul for a race car, but then laughs and says no to Satan. “Bad corpse, stop scaring Smithers!” ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/16 "2001-07-08T17:15:17Z")
Mr. Burns, while taking Homer from the grave he was sleeping in. This was in the Halloween episode where Mr Burns tries to create the perfect employee and puts Homer’s brain in a giant robot. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/17 "2001-07-08T17:40:17Z")
How about this one: [deep voice] “This is indeed a disturbing universe.” [/deep voice] ---
**Author:** ![Rincewind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Rincewind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rincewind)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/18 "2001-07-08T17:57:28Z")
“This is indeed a disturbing universe.” that was Maggie voiced by James Earl Jones in one of the Halloween episodes. Homer had traveled back in time and kept altering history leading to some very interesting alternate presents. Now my quote: “You’ve done grand, lad. Now you know what to do. Burn it. BURN IT ALL!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/19 "2001-07-08T18:02:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\*My turn: “Gentlemen: To evil!” \*\* The toast given by Mr. Black to the other Krusty Kamp counsolers, shortly before the rebellion led by Bart Simpson. “What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?” ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/20 "2001-07-08T18:07:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rincewind \* > \*\*“You’ve done grand, lad. Now you know what to do. Burn it. BURN IT ALL!” \*\* Elf on Ralph Wiggum’s shoulder at the end of Ralph Saves The Day episode. _Holding sign that says:_ Bring Back Wagon Train [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=2)