# Game- Simpsons Quotes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/181 "2001-07-12T16:38:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > **"How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?"** Bart to Milhouse, when Milhouse insists that souls are real. “We expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/182 "2001-07-12T17:00:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > > **"How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?"** > > Bart to Milhouse, when Milhouse insists that souls are real. > “We expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time.” \*\* Mr. Burns, explaining the conception of his son Larry in the museum after he and his date were so enflamed by Rhett Butler’s use of the word “damn” in the Gone With the Wind movie. “You haven’t said that in over 5 years.” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/183 "2001-07-12T18:41:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \* > \*\* > “You haven’t said that in over 5 years.” \*\* Marge to Bart, when he complains about Lisa stealing his lines (ie, “Don’t have a cow”) in order to look cool to the new friends she made when the Simpsons vacationed at the Flanders’ beach house. “Why are my teeth showing like that?” ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/184 "2001-07-12T19:21:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pldennison \* > \*\*2. “I don’t know–is it worse than what you do to people who have to go to the bathroom?” \*\* Martin to Bart in the Radioactive Man #1 episode. Martin was tied up because he was leaving the treehouse to go to the bathroom. Later, Bart asked Milhouse if he knew what they did to squealers, and Martin responds. “You’d be surprised how often that works. You really would.” “Holy smokes! You need booze.” ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/185 "2001-07-12T19:28:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Starbury \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > > \*\*Still no response on the quote I posted: > > > > “Jesus, Allah, Budda, I love you all!” \*\* > > Homer says this in the episode where he buys the Canyonero, an SUV for women. I can’t remember why he is praying though… > > \*\* He’s about to be killed by a rhino while sitting in a spot-a-pot. “Everything worked out. Much quicker than usual, too” ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/186 "2001-07-12T21:57:35Z")
\*\*“Holy smokes! You need booze.” \*\* Dr. Nick Riviera to severely-allergic bee-sting victim Smithers. It’s in the “22 Short Films” episode. **"Then, I will hug some snakes! Yes! I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!"** Homer, who doesn’t want to be nicer to Patty and Selma, in the one where he borrows money from them and doesn’t want Marge to know. **"Everything worked out. Much quicker than usual, too"** Homer again – I think it’s after Apu’s “Who Needs the Quik-E-Mart” song. “Ach! 'Tis nae more than what God gave me, you Puritan pukes!” ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/187 "2001-07-12T21:59:11Z")
Oh, and “So long, Superman!” is Barney bidding farewell to Sherry Bobbins. “This elevator only goes to the basement…and someone made an awful mess down there!” ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/188 "2001-07-12T22:14:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Katisha \* > \*\* > > “Ach! 'Tis nae more than what God gave me, you Puritan pukes!” \*\* Willie, after the wind blows his kilt up, a’la Marilin Monroe on a steam vent. “Actually, We’re Done. Done done. And not a moment too soon!” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/189 "2001-07-12T22:34:23Z")
Marge after they finish singing, to Snake who wants to kill them because of all the music. (I agree.) “Shut up, shut up! If I don’t hear you, it’s not illegal.” ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/190 "2001-07-12T22:36:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*“Shut up, shut up! If I don’t hear you, it’s not illegal.” \*\* Homer, telling Marge not to correct him on his tax form, which he blatantly lies on. “Well, I guess it’s back to good old-fashioned voodoo.” ---
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/191 "2001-07-12T22:55:11Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Jester \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > “Well, I guess it’s back to good old-fashioned voodoo.” \*\* Moe, in the episode where everyone joins the Movementarians and then discovers the UFO is just a guy on a hoverbike playing a comb with tissue paper. Barney: “Whoa! I need a drink!” I LOVE the devilish little smile Moe has on his face afterward! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/192 "2001-07-12T23:31:40Z")
Hehe. You LOVE those Move-mentarians, Mojo, doncha? Here’s a new one: _Have the Rolling Stones killed…_ ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/193 "2001-07-12T23:36:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*Marge after they finish singing, to Snake who wants to kill them because of all the music. (I agree.) > > \*\* Actually, it’s Marge, Bart AND Homer, in that order. But close enough.😉 ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/194 "2001-07-12T23:40:48Z")
Burns doesn’t care for the Ramones’ birthday song. “Slow down, tubby. You’re not on the moon yet.” ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/195 "2001-07-13T00:06:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Katisha \* > \*\*“This elevator only goes to the basement…and someone made an awful mess down there!” \*\* Grampa Simpson coming out of the Porta-loo ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/196 "2001-07-13T01:03:13Z")
Slow down tubby- ## Troy McClure on the educational film. Cecause you weigh much less on the moon and the little boy was eating his heart out. _Nancy Drew says all you need to solve crimes is an inquisitive tempermanet and two good friends. And I have an inquisitive temperment._ ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/197 "2001-07-13T01:44:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\* > “You’d be surprised how often that works. You really would.” > \*\* Linuel Hutz, when showing the video will for Patty, Selma, and the Simpsons. “Sweet, sweet can” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/198 "2001-07-13T01:51:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cykrider \* > **"Sweet, sweet can"** The scandal show Rock Bottom’s edited clip of Homer rhapsodizing about the “sweet, sweet canDY” the babysitter was sitting on. **Dijon** , thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/199 "2001-07-13T03:00:14Z")
“Nancy Drew says all you need to solve crimes is an inquisitive tempermanet and two good friends. And I have an inquisitive temperment.” Lisa, deciding to find out who shot Mr. Burns, in the episode of the same name. “I dunno. Anything Slim.” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/200 "2001-07-13T03:04:11Z")
Bart in the gay episode. With John. After looking at those sexy girls in the cigarette billboard. Here’s mine: \* Then I’ll destroy all opposition to me And I’ll make Ted Kennedy pay If he fights back I’ll say that he’s gay - been wanting to post THAT for awhile [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=11)