# Game- Simpsons Quotes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/201 "2001-07-13T03:19:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*Bart in the gay episode. With John. After looking at those sexy girls in the cigarette billboard. > > Here’s mine: > \* > Then I’ll destroy all opposition to me > And I’ll make Ted Kennedy pay > If he fights back > I’ll say that he’s gay > > - > > been wanting to post THAT for awhile \*\* The amendment-to-be, in the Schoolhouse Rock-esque filler cartoon Bart and Lisa stumble upon one afternoon. “I’m not garbage… I’m an amendment-to-be Yes, an amendment-to-be And I’m hoping that they’ll ratify me…” now for my favorite quote ever: “you are hearing me talk…” ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/202 "2001-07-13T03:29:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tsarina \* > \*\*“you are hearing me talk…” \*\* Al Gore doll with the pull-string. “Hold on, kid, there’s a tack in the middle of my forehead.” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/203 "2001-07-13T03:32:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tsarina \* > \*\*now for my favorite quote ever: > > “you are hearing me talk…” \*\* The Al Gore doll Martin got in Knoxville, TN. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/204 "2001-07-13T04:02:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LNO \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by tsarina \* > > \*\*“you are hearing me talk…” \*\* > > Al Gore doll with the pull-string. > > “Hold on, kid, there’s a tack in the middle of my forehead.” \*\* Krusty, grooming himself to a poster, not a mirror. “For God’s sake, Bob, use a pen” ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/205 "2001-07-13T04:17:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > **Dijon** , thank you! 🙂 No-one’s tackling my last one? **"That’s right. Gather the nectar, my little drones. And make the honey. Honey for your children…Fools!"** ---
**Author:** ![nick112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@nick112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nick112)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/206 "2001-07-13T04:42:54Z")
here’s one: “Interesting, i wish to subscribe to your news letter.” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/207 "2001-07-13T05:31:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\*“For God’s sake, Bob, use a pen” \*\* Snake in prison with Bob who is using his own blood to, among other things, write up his to do list. And send threatening notes to Bart Simpson. 😛 * * * _…you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!_ ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/208 "2001-07-13T13:22:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > > **Dijon** , thank you! > > 🙂 > > No-one’s tackling my last one? > > **"That’s right. Gather the nectar, my little drones. And make the honey. Honey for your children…Fools!"** \*\* That’s Mr. Burns, taking up beekeeping as a hobby after the Germans buy his factory. “Confused, would we?” ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/209 "2001-07-13T15:25:18Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > > _…you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!_ \*\* Grampa’s advice to young Homer. As remembered by Homer, in the Beauty pagent episode, I believe. “Big Daddy! Here comes regular daddy!” ~Menocchio ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/210 "2001-07-13T15:47:27Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Menocchio \* \*\* [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > Grampa’s advice to young Homer. As remembered by Homer, in the Beauty pagent episode, I believe. > > “Big Daddy! Here comes regular daddy!” > > ~Menocchio \*\* Ralph Wiggim to the guy who kidnapped him, upon seeing Chief Wiggim, in the New Orleans spin-off episode. Word of advice: Don’t try to dig it out with a bone. ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/211 "2001-07-13T16:02:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \* > \*\* > Word of advice: Don’t try to dig it out with a bone. \*\* Sideshow Mel’s advice when Lisa has gum stuck in her hair during the “22 Short Films About Springfield” episode. “Why must you turn my office into a house of lies.” ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/212 "2001-07-13T16:09:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > \*\*“Why must you turn my office into a house of lies.” \*\* Lisa’s dentist to a kid (Ralph?) in for a dental examination about the kid’s claim that he brushed. Then the dentist broke out _The Big Book of British Smiles_. “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/213 "2001-07-13T16:10:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*“Ay Caramba” or > “Don’t have a cow, man” \*\* “Ay Caramba”–Fidel Castro after being told there are three Americans with a trillion dollar bill (Mr Burns, Smithers & Homer) who want to see him. “Don’t have a cow, man”–Slogan on Apu’s pro-vegetarian t-shirts. “I’ve created Lutherans!” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/214 "2001-07-13T16:13:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > > \*\*“Why must you turn my office into a house of lies.” \*\* > > Lisa’s dentist to a kid (Ralph?) in for a dental examination about the kid’s claim that he brushed. Then the dentist broke out _The Big Book of British Smiles_. > > “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.” \*\* A parole board member after Sideshow Bob explains that his “Die, Bart, Die” tattoo is “German for ‘the, Bart, the.’” “I’m better than dirt–well, most kinds of dirt.” PS–Ralph is the kid the dentist was talking to. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/215 "2001-07-13T16:15:37Z")
“I’ve created Lutherans!” Lisa, observing the tiny tooth-world that she created in a Halloween episode. “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.” The parole board about Sideshow Bob, after Bob explains that his “Die Bart, Die” tatoo is German for “The Bart, The.” “In America…First you get the sugar, den you get the power, and den you get de weemin.” ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/216 "2001-07-13T16:56:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*“In America…First you get the sugar, den you get the power, and den you get de weemin.” \*\* Homer, explaining to Bart why he MUST take the sugar from the roadside. “Hiter, North Dakota???” ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/217 "2001-07-13T16:57:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*“In America…First you get the sugar, den you get the power, and den you get de weemin.” \*\* Homer, explaining to Bart why he MUST take the sugar from the roadside. “Hitler, North Dakota???” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/218 "2001-07-13T18:01:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by nick112 \* > \*\*here’s one: > > “Interesting, i wish to subscribe to your news letter.” \*\* Homer to Bart, after Bart expresses his contempt for teamwork. (From the episode in which the nuclear plant worker have to climb a mountain to show teamwork, and Homer & Mr. Burns get trapped by an avalanche.) “There’s no shame in being a parriah.” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/219 "2001-07-13T20:26:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > \*\*“There’s no shame in being a parriah.” > \*\* ## Marge, in the Christmas episode where they trick everyone (Bart anyway) and the whole town hates them. _Ahhh…I gotta get home to watch Pardon My Zinger!_ ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/220 "2001-07-14T01:25:05Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Menocchio \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > > > > _…you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!_ \*\* > > Grampa’s advice to young Homer. As remembered by Homer, in the Beauty pagent episode, I believe.\*\* No, in the Lisa’s sax/Bart starts school flashback episode. “Bad dog!..Bad cat!..Bad faun!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=12)