# Game- Simpsons Quotes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/221 "2001-07-14T01:32:14Z")
Bad fawn- its the one with Mr. Burns as an alien, when the house is so dirty and stuff all over the place. So who is going to attempt the Pardon My Zinger quote? ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/222 "2001-07-14T03:53:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > **"I’m better than dirt–well, most kinds of dirt."** Moe, in the episode where he maxes out his credit card dating Helen Hunt. What Pardon My Zinger quote? “This is just between you and me…smashed hat!” ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/223 "2001-07-14T05:07:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*Bad fawn- its the one with Mr. Burns as an alien, when the house is so dirty and stuff all over the place. > > So who is going to attempt the Pardon My Zinger quote? \*\* Wouldn’t that be Smithers in the Who shot Mr. Burns episode? I love this sequence, but I’ll only do part of the quote: “To the bee-mobile!” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/224 "2001-07-14T05:22:05Z")
“You mean your Chevy?” ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/225 "2001-07-14T05:25:44Z")
“yes” Cracks me up every time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/226 "2001-07-14T06:01:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\* > “This is just between you and me…smashed hat!” \*\* Apu to Homer’s spy hat. (after homer smashed it because of a “bee”) It was to spy on Apu’s terrible food handling, what a freekin’ grotty hot dog that was…uhhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/227 "2001-07-14T06:03:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\* > “This is just between you and me…smashed hat!” \*\* Apu to Homer’s spy hat. (after homer smashed it because of a “bee”) It was to spy on Apu’s terrible food handling, what a freekin’ grotty hot dog that was…uhhhhh! —\>“Must have sprung up overnight” ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/228 "2001-07-14T06:05:59Z")
oops! sorry bout that… must not have clicked stop fast enough… ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/229 "2001-07-14T06:31:46Z")
> [@](#): > > —\>“Must have sprung up overnight” \*\* Ok, this is said by one of the police officers when they’re talking about McDonalds, I believe. “Rules for draw and stud poker.” ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/230 "2001-07-14T15:30:09Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by ITR champion \* \*\* > [@](#): > > “Rules for draw and stud poker.” \*\* Hmmm… Either James Bond or the villain when dealt that card by Homer while he was working in Burn’s casino, seen in an outtake. Drat! I knoew that wasn’t the same episode. “Oh, I’ve wasted my life.” ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/231 "2001-07-14T16:11:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Menocchio \* > \*\* > “Oh, I’ve wasted my life.” > \*\* This is the comic book guy when he is about to be hit by an atomic bomb in one of the Halloween episodes. (I’m not sure if this is the exact phrase, so please correct me.) “We’re all taking golden showers.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/232 "2001-07-14T18:22:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cykrider \* > (I’m not sure if this is the exact phrase, so please correct me.) > > “We’re all taking golden showers.” \*\* This is Kent Brockman on the air, but I’m not sure which episode. Maybe the stock market one. But it leads in nicely to my next quote: “I don’t want everyone to notice me, so I’m going to take a leak behind the dumpster in the alley.” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/233 "2001-07-14T19:42:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > > **"I’m better than dirt–well, most kinds of dirt."** > > Moe, in the episode where he maxes out his credit card dating Helen Hunt. It is Moe, but it’s from the “Pin Pals” bowling episode. “He unholied the holy water.” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/234 "2001-07-14T19:47:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flymaster \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > > \*\*“In America…First you get the sugar, den you get the power, and den you get de weemin.” \*\* > > Homer, explaining to Bart why he MUST take the sugar from the roadside. > > “Hitler, North Dakota???” \*\* Marge, after Homer, watching a game show on TV, responds to the question, ‘The capitol of North Dakota is named after what German leader?’ with ‘Hitler!’ “It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a good husband.” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/235 "2001-07-14T19:51:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > \*\*“He unholied the holy water.” > \*\* Agnes, about Santa’s Little Helper. New quote: * * * _It takes two people to lie- one to lie, and one to listen._ ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/236 "2001-07-15T00:39:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > \*\*“It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a good husband.” \*\* Miss Hoover, after Lisa submits a paper exposing Jebediah Springfield as pirate Hans Sprungfeld. She calls Lisa a “PC thug.” “Yeah - **looks** like.” ---
**Author:** ![Dog\_Wonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@Dog\_Wonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dog_Wonder)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/237 "2001-07-15T00:48:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > “Yeah - **looks** like.” Uttered by a John Travolta look-alike(? 🙂 ) at TGI McScratchy’s in _Itchy and ScratchyLand._ New Quote: “If elected Mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ye and burn your town to cinders!” ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/238 "2001-07-15T02:58:36Z")
How 'bout, “Yes, but I’d trade it all for a little more.” My all-time favorite episode. ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/239 "2001-07-15T04:05:41Z")
> [@](#): > > **"If elected Mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ye and burn your town to cinders!"** Groundskeeper Willy, I assume, but I don’t know which episode. “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican.” ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/240 "2001-07-15T06:04:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ITR champion \* > \*\* > > “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican.” \*\* Lisa, of course, in the Sideshow Bob election episode, IIRC. “I’m going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for TEN MINUTES!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=13)