# Game- Simpsons Quotes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/241 "2001-07-15T06:54:04Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* \*\* > [@](#): > > “I’m going to the backseat of my car with the woman > I love, and I won’t be back for TEN MINUTES!” \*\* Homer, after Marge almost has an affair with the bowling instructor. “My wife is going to kill me.” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/242 "2001-07-16T17:55:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by erislover \* > \*\*How 'bout, “Yes, but I’d trade it all for a little more.” > > My all-time favorite episode. \*\* Mr. Burns, discussing his wealth. During a conversation with Homer in a soon-to-be-buried-by-an-avalanche cabin. “This just in – go to Hell!” ---
**Author:** ![ColdPhoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@ColdPhoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdPhoenix)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/243 "2001-07-16T18:27:44Z")
> [@](#): > > “This just in – go to Hell!” Kent Brookman to the crowd that are shouting at him at Homers boxing match. “Maybe I do son. Maybe I do…” ---
**Author:** ![ColdPhoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@ColdPhoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdPhoenix)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/244 "2001-07-16T18:30:31Z")
Brockman even. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/245 "2001-07-16T18:51:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\*“My wife is going to kill me.” \*\* Professor Frink showing off his remote-controlled baby plane. He accidentally sends it through a window with his son in it. “The movie or the planet?” ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/246 "2001-07-16T19:08:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \* > \*\* > “I don’t want everyone to notice me, so I’m going to take a leak behind the dumpster in the alley.” > \*\* Mel gibson, after his movie screening… he sets off an alarm by opening the door. “_They’re having sex_” ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/247 "2001-07-16T19:47:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jonnyb \* > \*\*“Maybe I do son. Maybe I do…” \*\* Homer to Ralph after Ralph asks “you don’t want to drink wax do you?” He does want to however, so that he can eat the incredibly hot chili of police chief Wiggum. _“Did you have to salt the earth…?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/248 "2001-07-16T20:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\*“The movie or the planet?” \*\* Troy McClure, when his agent offers him a part in Planet of the Apes. In fact, it’s neither- it’s the (tacky as hell!) musical. * * * _I don’t like that tone!_ ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/249 "2001-07-16T20:14:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wump \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by jonnyb \* > > \*\*“Maybe I do son. Maybe I do…” \*\* > > Homer to Ralph after Ralph asks “you don’t want to drink wax do you?” > He does want to however, so that he can eat the incredibly hot chili of police chief Wiggum. > > _“Did you have to salt the earth…?”_ \*\* Flanders to Homer, who took all the flowers from his garden for a homecoming float, then salted the earth so nothing could grow. “Dough-nuts? I told you no ethnic foods.” ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/250 "2001-07-16T20:52:55Z")
\*\*“Dough-nuts? I told you no ethnic foods.” \*\* Mr. Burns to Homer when Homer becomes Burns’ assistant and brings him donuts for breakfast. _“But as for me, I’m off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/251 "2001-07-17T04:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Tretiak \* > [B_"But as for me, I’m off to battle aliens on a faraway planet."\* \*\* James Wood after he had finished researching his latest movie. “Oh you mean you’re next movie?” “Yeah, something like that…” No one has had a go at my one from before: “Everything is coming up Milhouse!” ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/252 "2001-07-17T05:06:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > \*\* > > “Everything is coming up Milhouse!” \*\* Is this when Homer floods the town, and Milhouse’s flood pants keep his cuffs bone dry? ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/253 "2001-07-17T05:47:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > > \*\* > > > > “Everything is coming up Milhouse!” \*\* > > Is this when Homer floods the town, and Milhouse’s flood pants keep his cuffs bone dry? \*\* woohoo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=12)