# Game- Simpsons Quotes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/21 "2001-07-08T18:14:02Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Dr. Lao \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > “What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?” \*\* Homer to Mr. Burns, expecting to be run off of his property. “This one writes Mystery novels under the pen-name ‘J.D. MacGregor.’” ---
**Author:** ![They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/They_Call_Me_Sneeze)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/22 "2001-07-08T18:39:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > “This one writes Mystery novels under the pen-name ‘J.D. MacGregor.’” The pet store owner to Lisa, who asks for the most intelligient hamster for her science project, after Bart smashes her anibolic tomato. “Stupid babies need the _most_ attention.” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/23 "2001-07-08T18:43:02Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by They Call Me Sneeze \* \*\* > [@](#): > > “Stupid babies need the _most_ attention.” \*\* The child welfare agent guy about Maggie. This is the one when the Flanders become the foster parents of the “neglecterino” Simpson kids. * * * “Let them have their…tartar sauce.” ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/24 "2001-07-08T18:47:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*“Let them have their…tartar sauce.” \*\* Mr. Burns in the episode when Homer grew hair and became a CEO in the power plant. _IDad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?_ ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/25 "2001-07-08T18:53:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > \*\*_Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?_ \*\* Bart to Homer, when Homer does just that on a quest to turn Bart straight. “Ah! Put her back in, she’s not done yet!” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/26 "2001-07-08T19:21:12Z")
Larry Burns. (Rodney Dangerfield.) When he’s talking about a debutante who’s pretty horrendous-looking. Supposedly she’s just come out. He thinks she should be put back in again. Hehe. I don’t blame him. * * * “Thanks to you, they’ve finally stopped dreaming of a future i can’t possibly hope to provide!” ---
**Author:** ![Spudo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/27 "2001-07-08T19:29:46Z")
“Well, that’s game Hendrix” ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/28 "2001-07-08T19:33:33Z")
“Make it snappy mit ze artwork, I have to be back for the Kraftwerk concert in Stuttgart” ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/29 "2001-07-08T19:35:08Z")
Ben Franklin playing ping pong with Hendrix in heaven. “This is why I don’t talk much.” ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/30 "2001-07-08T19:36:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\* > “Make it snappy mit ze artwork, I have to be back for the Kraftwerk concert in Stuttgart” \*\* Punk German Duke to the FBI officials who are loading the paintings stolen by Grandpa’s WWII squad into his sports car. “Bonjoooooooooooour, ya cheese eatin’ surrender monkeys!” ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/31 "2001-07-08T19:38:23Z")
Baron von Whatever at the end of the Fighting Hellfish episode. “Mister, stop! You’re drinking a candle. You don’t want to get wax in your mouth, do you?” ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/32 "2001-07-08T19:41:27Z")
Ralph to Homer during the chili cook off and Homer’s search for his soulmate. “This is why I don’t talk much.” ---
**Author:** ![Spudo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/33 "2001-07-08T19:44:10Z")
“Bonjoooooooooooour, ya cheese eatin’ surrender monkeys!” - Groundskeeper Willie teaching French I will have a single plum, floating in purfume inside a man’s hat ---
**Author:** ![Nothing\_But\_Net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@Nothing\_But\_Net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nothing_But_Net)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/34 "2001-07-08T20:12:44Z")
Barney is dating a Yoko Ono-like character, and she orders this drink at Moe’s. Homer: “Woo-Hoo, four day weekend!” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/35 "2001-07-08T20:25:38Z")
**Homer: "Woo-Hoo, four day weekend!"** Homer takes off work to sell the sugar he found. Marge says, “While you were out “earning” that dollar, the plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday!” Which would actually make it a five-day weekend… To reiterate: “Okay, giant beer!” ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/36 "2001-07-08T20:58:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\* > > “This is why I don’t talk much.” \*\* Either Lenny or Carl, I forget which, the black one, at Mo’s Tavern, a rare example of breaking the 4th wall, he says it to the audience after, he says something like, “Is Barney really that alcoholic? Is Mo really that ugly?” and a few others like that, and everyone gets depressed. ---
**Author:** ![quixotic78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ab097/32.png) [@quixotic78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quixotic78)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/37 "2001-07-08T21:54:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\*To reiterate: “Okay, giant beer!” \*\* I think this is where Homer and Barney go to the Duff Brewery. Homer takes Barney’s keys, but ends up getting arrested for D.O.A… er, I mean D.W.I. Chief Wiggum, dressed up in a Beer Stein costume, asks Barney if he is ok to drive home, and Barney’s response is the one above (although I thought it was “Sure thing, giant beer!” Close enough). To the person earlier who did the “mach schnell vit da artzie,” that’s not even as funny as the other line from the German punk! “Hey funboys! Get a room!” LOL, funboys. Ok, my turn again… um… “You can’t take a bad picture of that guy!” Quix ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/38 "2001-07-08T22:00:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by quixotic78 \* > **Ok, my turn again… um… "You can’t take a bad picture of that guy!"** Marge gets kidnapped by bikers. “My wife is not some DOOBIE to be passed around!” And now, “Hey, there, blimpy-boy … flying _sniff_ through the sky _sob_ so … fancy _tearful eyes_ … free” ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/39 "2001-07-08T22:03:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LNO \* > \*\*And now, > “Hey, there, blimpy-boy … flying _sniff_ through the sky _sob_ so … fancy _tearful eyes_ … free” \*\* Homer, “flying” a pickle around and tearfully thinking about the ride in the Duff Blimp that he could have had, had he not sold the tickets to Barney to meet the membership fee for Lisa’s entry into the Lil’ Miss Springfield contest. “God speed, little doodle.” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/40 "2001-07-09T01:52:39Z")
I think you’re right, **quixotic** , it was “Sure thing”, not “Okay”. **Jester** : Homer and Bart, Flanders and Rod or Todd adrift after Homer lost the map on the Junior Campers raft trip. The cheese doodle was the only food they had, which they were using as fishing bait. “Look in the tunk.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=3)