# Game- Simpsons Quotes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![moggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@moggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moggy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/41 "2001-07-09T02:05:41Z")
“The doctor says my nose won’t bleed if I keep my finger out of it!” (I love “God speed little doodle”. I say it to one of my cats sometimes.) ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/42 "2001-07-09T02:07:42Z")
Ned Flander to the cheese doodle they’re trying to use to catch a fish in the episode wher Bart joins the Junior Campers. “We’re nearing Itchy and Scratchy Island, where nothing can possib-aly go wrong. Possib-lEE go wrong. Huh, that’s the first thing that;s gone wrong.” ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/43 "2001-07-09T02:09:46Z")
Ah, crud. what I meant was: Ralph Wiggum’s note in the toy car in the Valentine’s day episode where he’s trying to date Lisa. “We’re nearing Itchy and Scratchy Island, where nothing can possib-aly go wrong. Possib-lEE go wrong. Huh, that’s the first thing that;s gone wrong.” ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/44 "2001-07-09T02:13:15Z")
“Look in the tunk.” -Ralph’s note to Lisa, in the Malibu Stacey car that he leaves her as a gift. The “tunk” contains tickets to a Krusty special. “The doctor says my nose won’t bleed if I keep my finger out of it!” -Ralph, once again, in a moment of glory. Said to Marge at the Knowledgeum, maybe? “We’re nearing Itchy and Scratchy Island, where nothing can possib-aly go wrong. Possib-lEE go wrong. Huh, that’s the first thing that;s gone wrong.” -Helicopter pilot to the family, en route to Itchy & Scratchy land. And now, one for alla yinz: “Up next, a Canadian couple who say that they are deathly afraid of scorpions!” ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/45 "2001-07-09T02:18:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moggy \* > **"The doctor says my nose won’t bleed if I keep my finger out of it!"** Ralph Wiggum, although when, I forget. “Sorry, I do not speak english.” “But you were just…” “hot dog hot dog yes sir no sir maybe okay.” ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/46 "2001-07-09T02:27:44Z")
> [@](#): > > “Up next, a Canadian couple who say that they are deathly afraid of scorpions!” A Japanese game show announcer that the Simpson family went on to win a trip back home. “Aww, and your little cauliflowered ears.” ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/47 "2001-07-09T02:28:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moggy \* > \*\*“The doctor says my nose won’t bleed if I keep my finger out of it!” \*\* Said by Ralph Wiggum at the end of walking Lisa home after she gave him a valentine. “Give me a Van Heffren.” ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/48 "2001-07-09T02:59:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*“Sorry, I do not speak english.” > “But you were just…” > “hot dog hot dog yes sir no sir maybe okay.” \*\* Apu and some rich woman Marge went to high school with in the country club episode. She wanted help with the gas pump. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dijon Warlock_ > **"Give me a Van Heffren."** Japser taking advantage of Dr. Nick offer of “Free nosejobs for everybody!” Dr. Nick had just been cleared by the ethics board. “Mmm, steamed hams.” ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/49 "2001-07-09T04:17:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\* > “Mmm, steamed hams.” \*\* This is when Skinner and Chalmers are having dinner at Skinner’s house and he serves steamed clams…uhhh make that steamed hams 🙂 “Prehaps he can provide faster nudity.” ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/50 "2001-07-09T04:23:58Z")
“Prehaps he can provide faster nudity.” The comic collector (never knew his name) when looking for a new internet service, and finds Homer’s. How about something to the order of: “So watch out, Laslo Panoflex!” ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/51 "2001-07-09T04:33:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BabaBooey \* > \*\* > How about something to the order of: > “So watch out, Laslo Panoflex!” \*\* Troy McCluer, after getting a star on the walk of fame and warning Laslo Panoflex to watch out because Selma is going to have a star right next to his. “3…2…One second” ---
**Author:** ![Spudo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/52 "2001-07-09T11:36:55Z")
“3…2…One second” Hank Scorpio answering the phone while showing Homer how to trust him. The exercise was to get Homer to fall into Hank’s arms when he said “1”, but the phone rang and Homer fell on the floor. A town with money is a little like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it. ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/53 "2001-07-09T11:51:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spudo \* > \*\* > > A town with money is a little like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it. \*\* Lyle Lanley trying to sell Springfield a monorail. " Back yew go-to wait for a woman of less discriminatin’ taste!" ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/54 "2001-07-09T12:33:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by False\_God \* > \*\*" Back yew go-to wait for a woman of less discriminatin’ taste!" \*\* Cletus, tossing the boots he found for Brandine back onto the telephone lines. “And I’m not easily impressed…WOW! A BLUE CAR!” ---
**Author:** ![quixotic78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ab097/32.png) [@quixotic78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quixotic78)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/55 "2001-07-09T17:10:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flymaster \* > \*\*“And I’m not easily impressed…WOW! A BLUE CAR!” \*\* Homer talking to Burnsey about billionaire Alex Fortune _dreamy sigh_ while driving. “Ooh, let’s go with that, the suffocation thing.” Quix ---
**Author:** ![Spudo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/56 "2001-07-09T17:26:14Z")
“Ooh, let’s go with that, the suffocation thing.” Homer, deciding what kind of home security system to buy Sometimes, but the person I really hate is YOUR father ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/57 "2001-07-09T17:38:09Z")
This seems to have gotten lost along the wayside: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*---------------------------- > “Thanks to you, they’ve finally stopped dreaming of a future i can’t possibly hope to provide!” \*\* Homer to the Smashing Pumpkins in the Lollapalooza-esque episode. “Their flower power is no match for my glower power.” ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/58 "2001-07-09T17:44:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > \*\*“Their flower power is no match for my glower power.” > \*\* Mr. Burns to himself when he’s faced by anti-Vietnam war protestors protesting his firm’s germ warfare research. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/59 "2001-07-09T17:47:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > **"Their flower power is no match for my glower power."** ‘Mother Simpson’ episode, hippies protesting Mr Burns chemical laboratory. That’s some nice glowering, Mr B. “Mister Simpson! The tar fumes are making me dizzy!” ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/60 "2001-07-09T17:54:49Z")
Homer to Ralph Wiggum as he’s tarring the roof to win Lisa’s affection. Homer’s response: 'Yeah, they’ll do that." “Nice try, Floyd. You were made for scrubbing, and scrubbing you shall do!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=4)