# Game- Simpsons Quotes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/121 "2001-07-11T00:10:33Z")
“I hate Ted Koppel!” “I don’t know where you little pixies came from but I sure love your magic drink” "We also sell frozen yogurt. We call it ‘Frogurt’ " ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/122 "2001-07-11T00:28:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*“I hate Ted Koppel!” > > “I don’t know where you little pixies came from but I sure love your magic drink” > > "We also sell frozen yogurt. We call it ‘Frogurt’ " \*\* I hate Ted Koppel: Homer wakes up sweating and yells this after Ned says he hates Homer Simpson in “Homer Loves Flanders” I don’t know where you…: Barney says this after drinking some of Bart’s super-squishy in the Junior Campers episode …Frogurt: The mysterious shop guy who sells the evil Krusty doll says this in one of the halloween episodes My quote: “This is all your fault” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/123 "2001-07-11T03:27:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MaxTheVool \* > \*\*My quote: > “This is all your fault” \*\* Hitler to “Bobo”, Burns’ bear. Mine: “I’m cold! There are wolves after me!” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/124 "2001-07-11T04:09:06Z")
You’re grandpa! The episode where they leave, I think, move away or go on vacation and grandpa is afraid. Mine… “So this is your sick mother?” ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/125 "2001-07-11T04:12:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by MaxTheVool \* > > \*\*My quote: > > “This is all your fault” \*\* > > Hitler to “Bobo”, Burns’ bear. > > Mine: “I’m cold! There are wolves after me!” \*\* This is Grandpa Simpson, when OFF left him in Springfield. Since Abe couldn’t take his medication, he turned into an old lady. How about: “That’s it, I’m out of here.” ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/126 "2001-07-11T04:13:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*“So this is your sick mother?” \*\* John Waters, to Smithers, after seeing him out with the Simpsons. “Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.” ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/127 "2001-07-11T04:21:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > > \*\*“So this is your sick mother?” \*\* > > John Waters, to Smithers, after seeing him out with the Simpsons. > “Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.” > > \*\* One of the bullies when leaving the Leftorium? “I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand.” ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/128 "2001-07-11T05:23:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BabaBooey \* > \*\*“I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand.” \*\* A guy in the cell at the police station. Homer got arrested. “Everything’s coming up Milhouse!” ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/129 "2001-07-11T05:40:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Menocchio \* > \*\*“That’s worse than your song about Mr. T.” > “I Pity the Fool that doesn’t like… he.” \*\* Skinner (or was it Apu?) and Homer from the B-Sharps episode. I believe they’re listening to the song that Barney and his Yoko Ono-ish girlfriend did. “A sarcasm detector. That’s a _real_ useful invention.” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/130 "2001-07-11T05:47:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > > \*\*“So this is your sick mother?” \*\* > > John Waters, to Smithers, after seeing him out with the Simpsons.\*\* The reverse: Smithers finds “John” and OFF, minus Homer, at a retro diner, and calls him on his lame excuse. “Don’t do this to me, Waylon!” \*\* > [@](#): > > “Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.”\*\* Nelson, encouraging Bart to shoplift Bonestorm from the Try ‘n’ Save. (Nelson had stolen a vest identical to the one he always wears.) ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/131 "2001-07-11T06:29:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*“Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.” > \*\* From the Christmas episode where Bart gets expelled from the store and ends up ruining the family photo. “This is a drawing of a spirochete.” Also, somebody tell us which episode my sig comes from. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/132 "2001-07-11T07:05:15Z")
I can’t identify the last one. But I’m posting this because I honestly don’t know the episode or the context, and it’s driving me buggy. “In theory, Marge…in THEORY!” ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/133 "2001-07-11T11:30:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BabaBooey \* > > \*\*“I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand.” \*\* > > A guy in the cell at the police station. Homer got arrested. > > “Everything’s coming up Milhouse!” \*\* That’s not the one I was thinking of, this one if from an older episode. I should have known that the shoplifting quote was from that episode, but I figured it was too obvious of an answer, damn. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/134 "2001-07-11T11:56:12Z")
“More testicles means more iron.” ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/135 "2001-07-11T11:57:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Menocchio \* > > \*\*“That’s worse than your song about Mr. T.” > > “I Pity the Fool that doesn’t like… he.” \*\* > > Skinner (or was it Apu?) and Homer from the B-Sharps episode. I believe they’re listening to the song that Barney and his Yoko Ono-ish girlfriend did. > > \*\* Close. Skinner and Homer, but it was about Homer’s C. Everett Koop song. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BabaBooey \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by BabaBooey \* > > > \*\*“I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand.” \*\* > > > > A guy in the cell at the police station. Homer got arrested. > > > > “Everything’s coming up Milhouse!” \*\* > > That’s not the one I was thinking of, this one if from an older episode. \*\* Angel of death is a worker at the power plant as seen on a security camera while Marge was working there. I _think_ the Milhouse quote is from after Lisa told him she wasn’t dating Nelson anymore. “You’re worse than Hitler.” ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/136 "2001-07-11T12:17:11Z")
“More testicles means more iron.” Lunch Lady Doris, ladeling from a vat labelled ‘Horse Testicles’ “This is all YOUR fault!” at above- Homer NOT to Bobo, but to the weather bird that he had pressing the Y key on his keyboard when he became morbidly obese so he could work from home. “Then I’ll be Queen of Summer! King, I mean King!” ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/137 "2001-07-11T13:01:27Z")
“You’re worse than Hitler” The lady who was the boss of Patty and Selma at the DMV when she sees Homer smoking. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/138 "2001-07-11T13:32:26Z")
“More testicles means more iron” is a favorite quote to use around my house when I’m cooking and the SO asks what’s for dinner. “Kissing you would be like licking some divine ashtray.” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/139 "2001-07-11T14:25:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by False\_God \* > \*\*“Then I’ll be Queen of Summer! King, I mean King!” \*\* Martin, after getting a larger pool than the Simpsons. “Man, that is flagrant false advertising.” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/140 "2001-07-11T14:32:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by plnnr \* > \*\*“Kissing you would be like licking some divine ashtray.” \*\* Sideshow Bob just before proposing to Selma. “Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=8)