# Game- Simpsons Quotes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664 "2001-07-08T04:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/161 "2001-07-11T21:46:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\*Still no response on the quote I posted: > > “Jesus, Allah, Budda, I love you all!” \*\* Homer praying for divine intervetnion to save him from something. “Check out this cool pencil holder I found.” “Stradiwhovius?” “Nice breathing, no breath.” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/162 "2001-07-11T22:16:13Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by BigDaddyD \* \*\* > [@](#): > > “Stradiwhovius?” > > “Nice breathing, no breath.” \*\* 1. Homer, looking through the stuff at Mrs. Glick’s table at the block sale at the start of the B-Sharps episode. (Other items Homer ignores as junk: an Action Comics #1, an “inverted Jenny” stamp) 2. Jimbo Jones to Bart, when Bart is unable to get his breath to condense on the glass of the ice cream storage bin at the Quicki-Mart, after Bart has sold his soul. “De-Fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.” “I’ll kill that Mr. Burns! And wound that Mr. Smithers!” ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/163 "2001-07-12T00:23:00Z")
\*\* [/QUOTE] “Check out this cool pencil holder I found.” \*\* [/QUOTE] Bart to Homer displaying his flea market find, which is a, yeah, pencil holder. With a stem and a chamber. “Mr Prime Minister! OI! ANDY!” ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/164 "2001-07-12T01:10:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by False\_God \* > \*\*“Mr Prime Minister! OI! ANDY!” \*\* From the Australia episode. The PM is naked in an inner tube in the middle of a dam **"I have a small part in a broadway musical. It’s nothing much, but it’s a start!"** ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/165 "2001-07-12T01:22:25Z")
> [@](#): > > “De-Fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.” Homer, after beaating Barney to be Joe Sixpack astronaut. Homer wins by…default. “We got beets!” ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/166 "2001-07-12T01:24:29Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Fish42 \* > [B"De-Fault! The two sweetest words in the English language."_\* Homer, after getting picked to go into space. > [@](#): > > \*\*“I’ll kill that Mr. Burns! And wound that Mr. Smithers!” > \*\* Willie, after Mr. Burns beats Springfield Elementary to drilling for oil in “Who Shot Mr. Burns.” “It’s like David and Goliath…only this time, DAVID wins!” ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/167 "2001-07-12T02:46:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by False\_God \* > > \*\*“Mr Prime Minister! OI! ANDY!” \*\* > > From the Australia episode. The PM is naked in an inner tube in the middle of a dam > > **"I have a small part in a broadway musical. It’s nothing much, but it’s a start!"** \*\* Homer to Lisa, when she asks him why he’s singing. From the episode where he alomst has an affair with that hot chick who works at the plant. “My breakfast burrito is rapidly congealing, so I will be brief.” ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/168 "2001-07-12T03:05:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by False\_God \* > > “My breakfast burrito is rapidly congealing, so I will be brief.” \*\* I know this is the comic book guy, I think the rest of the line is: “you’re too late, I already sold it.” So maybe it’s where Bart sells his soul? “Take it, [faster and faster] take it, take it, take it!” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/169 "2001-07-12T03:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Katisha \* > \*\*“It’s like David and Goliath…only this time, DAVID wins!” \*\* Homer, gloating after his “standoff” against the trash collectors. Lisa’s brain: “I know; I heard it too. Here’s some music.” So what is “In theory, Marge; in THEORY!” from? ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/170 "2001-07-12T06:09:20Z")
“I don’t deserve treatment like this.” and nobody has answered yet for my last one: “This is a drawing of a spirochete.” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/171 "2001-07-12T06:32:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ITR champion \* > \*\*and nobody has answered yet for my last one: > “This is a drawing of a spirochete.” \*\* The guy in the Spirograph factory Bart visits while looking for missing Milhouse/Fallout Boy? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/172 "2001-07-12T08:40:29Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* \*\* > [@](#): > > So what is “In theory, Marge; in THEORY!” from? \*\* [Bart Gets an Elephant](http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F15.html). > [@](#): > > **Marge:** I really think this is a bad idea. > **Homer:** Marge, I agree with you – in theory. In theory, communism > works. In theory. > – Pros and cons of keeping the elephant, “Bart Gets an Elephant” Next: “That’s right. Gather the nectar, my little drones. And make the honey. Honey for your children…Fools!” [sub]Heffren? Heflin? Never heard of either of 'em…_sounded_ like Heffren…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/173 "2001-07-12T12:09:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ITR champion \* > \*\*and nobody has answered yet for my last one: > “This is a drawing of a spirochete.” \*\* That would be Ralph holding up the card they sent to Miss Hoover when she had psychosomatic Lyme disease. I beleive the sentence immediately preceding that was “Kevin’s biting me.” And to the “We got beets!” above, that’s Lisa after coming home from the grocery store with Marge. “In fact, I guess you could say I hate the Post Office. And my parents.Lousy beatniks!” ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/174 "2001-07-12T12:20:03Z")
the above quote was Ned Flanders in the episode where he gets put in a sanitarium. “Put it in your cap! Put it in your cap!” ---
**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/175 "2001-07-12T12:45:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\*Still no response on the quote I posted: > > “Jesus, Allah, Budda, I love you all!” \*\* Homer says this in the episode where he buys the Canyonero, an SUV for women. I can’t remember why he is praying though… My quote: **The goggles, they do nothing!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/176 "2001-07-12T12:52:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mullinator \* > \*\*So this is what it feels like when doves cry. \*\* Springfield Milhous to Shelbyville Milhous, upon hearing that someone shares his name. The goggles they do nothing. Reiner Wolfcastle, when the acid hits him while filming the Radioactive Man movie. How about “…McClure Hutz Terwilliger.” ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/177 "2001-07-12T14:26:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*“Put it in your cap! Put it in your cap!” \*\* Sung by Marge to Bart as part of a song about saving money, after he asks her to buy him a new video game system (from the episode where Lisa sits in the tree to impress the environmentalist celebrity). “So long, Superman!” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/178 "2001-07-12T14:55:11Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by cykrider \* \*\* > [@](#): > > “Take it, [faster and faster] take it, take it, take it!” \*\* A video game character (Sonic Hedgehog, I think), urging Bart to steal a copy of “Bonestorm.” “How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?” ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/179 "2001-07-12T15:23:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \* > \*\* > How about “…McClure Hutz Terwilliger.” \*\* Selma, refusing to marry Apu so he can become a citizen, because her name’s “already long enough without adding Nahasapheena–whatever to it.” PS–Just a nitpick, but didn’t Selma maryy Sideshow Bob first? So it should be “Terwilliger Hutz McClure.” “Fine and dandy, like sour candy.” ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664/180 "2001-07-12T16:11:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > \*\*“Fine and dandy, like sour candy.” \*\* Ned Flanders and George Bush, in unison, talking about Barbara Bush’s lemonade. (“Don’t really understand lemonade myself . . . not my ‘for-tay’.”) Here are two of my favorites: 1. “Then, I will hug some snakes! Yes! I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!” 2. “I don’t know–is it worse than what you do to people who have to go to the bathroom?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-simpsons-quotes/71664.md?page=10)