# GAME: Speak To Me in INCORRECT Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 20, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609 "2014-07-20T17:27:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/1 "2014-07-20T17:27:45Z")
Incorrect lyrics only. Common misconceptions or your very own. 1 or 2 - 4 lines only, no whole songs. \*\*Hold me closer, Tony Danza Count the head lice on the highway\*\* :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/2 "2014-07-20T17:33:08Z")
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/3 "2014-07-20T18:49:41Z")
Calling Jamaica. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/4 "2014-07-20T20:07:40Z")
Someone shaved my wife last night. ---
**Author:** ![OldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3bc359/32.png) [@OldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/5 "2014-07-20T20:08:20Z")
Pardon me, boy, are you the cat who chewed my new shoe. – as heard by an extremely hard-of-hearing friend of mine ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/6 "2014-07-20T20:11:24Z")
Not quite what you’re asking for, but where else could I present: The evening breeze Uproots the trees Tenderly ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/7 "2014-07-20T20:20:56Z")
So now I come to you, with Boko Haram ---
**Author:** ![Jsei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Jsei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jsei)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/8 "2014-07-21T04:28:31Z")
The second time I ran astray, I saw voyeurs on the train catching tigers right in the flail ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/9 "2014-07-21T05:53:52Z")
This time baby I’ll be burning proof! ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/10 "2014-07-21T06:33:57Z")
She’s got electric boobs A Mohawk too You know I read it in a magazine ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/11 "2014-07-21T06:39:04Z")
Don’t you miss the big time, boy? You no longer run the ball… ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/12 "2014-07-21T06:49:21Z")
Bringing in the cheese, bringing in the cheese. We will be rejoicing bringing in the cheese. There’s a bathroom on the right. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/13 "2014-07-21T07:04:07Z")
Everything’s fucked. Everything’s fucked, it’s a put on. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/14 "2014-07-21T09:31:19Z")
Come on, Baby. Change my tire. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/15 "2014-07-21T14:53:02Z")
Revved up like a douche… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/16 "2014-07-21T15:00:14Z")
Don’t you love farts? My fart I fear. I thought that you smelt what I dealt. Sorry, my dear. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/17 "2014-07-21T16:34:03Z")
There’s a bathroom on the right. Creedence Clearwater Revival: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/18 "2014-07-21T18:40:21Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > There’s a bathroom on the right. Creedence Clearwater Revival: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.” Funny anecdote, at a local concert (FRontier City, OKC, OK) of the dregs of the band that reformed, they actually sang one line as “Bathroom!” With a wink, wink look. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/19 "2014-07-21T18:45:23Z")
Oh can’t you see you belong to me. **I’m a pool hall ace** With every step you take." (from “Every Breath You Take” by the Police) That’s what I thought Sting was singing for at leats a a year. I KNOW that line makes no sense in context, but it’s what I heard. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/20 "2014-07-21T20:40:12Z")
Holy imbecile tender and mild. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609.md?page=2)