# GAME: Speak To Me in INCORRECT Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 20, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609 "2014-07-20T17:27:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/21 "2014-07-21T21:18:09Z")
No Hell No Hell There is No Hell ---
**Author:** ![Raza](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raza/32/213_2.png) [@Raza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raza)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/22 "2014-07-21T21:26:29Z")
_Stand beside her, and guide her Through the night with a light from a bulb._ ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/23 "2014-07-21T22:34:57Z")
blinded by the light dressed up like a douche-bag running in the night ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/24 "2014-07-22T00:46:10Z")
In and around the lake, Martians come out of the sky and they stand there. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/25 "2014-07-22T00:49:18Z")
She’s got a chicken giraffe… ---
**Author:** ![notquitekarpov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@notquitekarpov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notquitekarpov)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/26 "2014-08-06T15:41:27Z")
Beneath the knees I’m so in love with you ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/27 "2014-08-06T17:16:42Z")
I’m all out of love I Zoloft without you I can’t read or write Bee living for so long Depression, beekeeping, illiteracy… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/28 "2014-08-06T18:14:59Z")
It just takes some time, little girl you’re in the middle of the ride. Elvis is, Elvis it’ll be just fine, Elvis is, Elvis it’ll be alright (alright). ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/29 "2014-08-06T18:34:43Z")
She makes a mean steak by the lamp post. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/30 "2014-08-06T18:41:40Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Holy imbecile tender and mild. With the cross of Jesus, dragging on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/31 "2014-08-06T18:47:52Z")
I’ll never be your pizza burnin’ ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/32 "2014-08-06T20:17:54Z")
Come, Mr. Taliban, Taliban banana. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/33 "2014-08-07T05:25:59Z")
In the war, someone’s leaving On a playground for mohair ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/34 "2014-08-10T20:32:13Z")
Her ears is all right… ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/35 "2014-08-10T20:41:42Z")
And as the skies turn gloomy My noggin whispers to me I’m lonesome as I can be. Sadly, Patsy Cline never told anyone about her lifelong struggle with schizophrenia. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/36 "2014-08-10T23:45:43Z")
It was the fourth of June, another rainy humid delta da–aaayyy ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2014, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/37 "2014-08-11T12:36:25Z")
Early morning, April fourth Spock ran out in a Memphis pie ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/38 "2014-08-22T02:01:54Z")
I’m stuck inside a mobile with the Memphis blues again ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/39 "2014-08-22T02:07:57Z")
Because I’m blue, Turning green over you. ---
**Author:** ![Amberlei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Amberlei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amberlei)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609/40 "2014-08-22T02:52:31Z")
The wife I love is making music with my friends, and I can’t wait to be on the road again. When I was little, I thought this meant Willie was on the road because he couldn’t stand to be around his cheating wife. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-in-incorrect-song-lyrics/693609.md?page=3)