# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/181 "2013-05-23T19:56:03Z")
Do you think you’ll be the guy To make the queen of the angels sigh? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/182 "2013-05-23T20:57:21Z")
See that girl You’d better watch your step She’s going to break your heart in two It’s true ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/183 "2013-05-23T21:20:56Z")
I wonder where she came from I wonder where she’s gotta go Who’s to say she’s single And who’s to say she’s on her own Girls like that don’t sleep alone (Alright here’s the thing, here’s the thing) That girl is flawless, and I know I’m not the first one to think that And since I’m not the first, I sure won’t be the last I’d spend my whole life looking behind my back I just don’t think I’m up to that ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/184 "2013-05-23T22:55:34Z")
Where are you going? Where are you going? Will you take me with you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/185 "2013-05-23T23:03:33Z")
Do you know the way to San Jose? I’ve been away so long I might go wrong and lose my way. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/186 "2013-05-24T11:51:47Z")
If you see a faded sign by the side of the road It’s just sixteen miles to the love shack. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/187 "2013-05-24T11:58:18Z")
I got sixteen days One for every time I’ve gone away One for every time I should have stayed Should have wore my wedding ring ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/188 "2013-05-24T12:00:51Z")
Living my life in a slow hell Different girl every night at the hotel I ain’t seen the sunshine in three damn days ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/189 "2013-05-24T12:32:27Z")
And I think it’s kinda funny Think it’s kinda sad The dreams in which I’m dying Are the best I’ve ever had. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/190 "2013-05-24T12:45:00Z")
They were all in love with dyin’ They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/191 "2013-05-24T12:50:28Z")
Billy had two big Caves for eyes, With a cliff for a jaw That would go up 'n down, And whenever it did, He’d puff out some dust, And hack up a boulder. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/192 "2013-05-24T12:55:51Z")
He rides thru the jungle tearin’ limbs offa trees (Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop) Knockin’ great big monstahs dead on their knees (Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop) The cats don’t bug him cuz they know bettah (Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop) Cuz he’s a mean motah scootah and a bad go-gettah ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/193 "2013-05-24T13:01:40Z")
Distant cousins, there’s a limited supply. And we’re down to the dozens, and this is why, Big Eyed Beans from Venus! Oh my, oh my. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/194 "2013-05-24T13:05:53Z")
Eight foot two, solid blue, Five transistors in each shoe, Has anybody seen my gal? Lucite nose, rust-proof toes, And when her antenna glows, She’s the cutest Martian gal! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/195 "2013-05-24T13:07:14Z")
I’m the urban spaceman, I’m intelligent and clean Know what I mean? I’m the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none It’s a lot of fun I never let my friends down I’ve never made a boob I’m a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube I’m the urban spaceman, baby; here comes the twist– I don’t exist. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/196 "2013-05-24T13:12:35Z")
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui Gon Gin, could talk the Federation into maybe cutting them a little slack. But their response it didn’t thrill us, they locked the doors and tried to kill us. We escaped from that gas, and met Jar Jar in Bosnas, We took a Bungo from the scene and we went to Fee to see the Queen, We all wound up on Tatooine, that’s where… we found… This boy. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/197 "2013-05-24T13:15:23Z")
Oh Star Wars, Nothing but Star Wars, Give me those Star Wars, Don’t let them end. Oh Star Wars, If they should bar wars, Please let these Star Wars Stay. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/198 "2013-05-24T13:19:43Z")
Oh he doesn’t need a tie clip and he doesn’t use shaving foam So what can you get a Wookie for Christmas when he already owns a comb? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/199 "2013-05-24T17:50:57Z")
Love is all you need… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/200 "2013-05-24T17:52:01Z")
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