# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 125

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**Author:** ![renticular](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a88e57/32.png) [@renticular](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/renticular)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2481 "2013-11-16T21:09:02Z")

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Its the only way to live, in cars.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2482 "2013-11-17T03:06:08Z")

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I commit my weekly crime…  
Wind- In my hair-  
Shifting and drifting-  
Mechanical music-  
Adrenalin surge…  
Well-weathered leather,  
Hot metal and oil,  
The scented country air.  
Sunlight on chrome,  
The blur of the landscape,  
Every nerve aware.

Suddenly ahead of me,  
Across the mountainside,  
A gleaming alloy air-car  
Shoots towards me, two lanes wide.  
I spin around with shrieking tires,  
To run the deadly race,  
Go screaming through the valley  
As another joins the chase.  
Drive like the wind,  
Straining the limits of machine and man.  
Laughing out loud  
With fear and hope, I’ve got a desperate plan.

At the one-lane bridge I leave the giants stranded at the riverside.  
Race back to the farm, to dream with my uncle at the fireside

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2483 "2013-11-17T03:09:21Z")

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I looked in the mirror, a red light was blinkin’  
The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln

They arrested me and they put me in jail  
And called my pappy to throw my bail  
He said “Son, you’re gonna to drive me to drinkin’  
If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2484 "2013-11-17T16:20:40Z")

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My daddy was a cop on the East Side of Chicago  
Back in the U.S.A.  
Back in the bad old days.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2485 "2013-11-17T18:54:02Z")

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Oh, flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C.  
Didn’t get to bed last night  
On the way the paper bag was on my knee  
Man I had a dreadful flight  
I’m back in the U.S.S.R.  
You don’t know how lucky you are boy  
Back in the U.S.S.R.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2486 "2013-11-17T23:28:49Z")

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Made a lightning trip to Vienna,  
eating chocolate cake in a bag.  
The newspaper said, “She’s gone to his head,  
They look just like two gurus in drag”.

Christ you know it ain’t easy,  
You know how hard it can be.  
The way things are going  
They’re gonna crucify me.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2487 "2013-11-18T02:11:19Z")

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The music is weaving  
Haunting notes, pizzicato strings  
The rhythm is calling  
Alone in the night as the daylight brings  
A cool empty silence  
The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky  
It fades to the distance

The image has gone only you and I  
It means nothing to me  
This means nothing to me  
Oh, Vienna

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2488 "2013-11-18T13:08:13Z")

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Where’s the fire, what’s the hurry about?  
You’d better cool it off before you burn it out  
You’ve got so much to do  
And only so many hours in a day

But you know that when the truth is told  
That you can get what you want or you get old  
You’re gonna kick off before you even  
Get halfway through  
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2489 "2013-11-18T13:14:51Z")

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Then one day you find,  
Ten years have got behind you.  
No-one told you when to run,  
You missed the starting gun.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2490 "2013-11-18T13:20:55Z")

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And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack  
And you may find yourself in another part of the world  
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile  
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful  
wife  
And you may ask yourself-Well…How did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down  
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground  
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone  
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2491 "2013-11-18T18:19:19Z")

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People asking questions lost in confusion,  
Well I tell them there’s no problem,  
Only solutions,  
Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I’ve lost my mind,  
I tell them there’s no hurry…  
I’m just sitting here doing time,

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,  
I really love to watch them roll,  
No longer riding on the merry-go-round,  
I just had to let it go.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2492 "2013-11-18T18:57:10Z")

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The merry-go-round makes a happy sound  
As it slowly wanders round and round.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2493 "2013-11-18T19:04:30Z")

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Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down  
And we went round and round  
Each time t’would miss, we’d steal a kiss  
And the Merry-Go-Round went  
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah  
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!’

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2494 "2013-11-18T19:17:22Z")

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Riding along on a carousel, trying to catch up to you  
Riding along on a carousel, will I catch up to you?  
Now we take our ride together  
No more chasing her

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2495 "2013-11-18T19:36:15Z")

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You won’t say yes  
And you won’t say no  
You let my poor heart pound  
But you smile at me  
And around I go  
On the merry-go-run-around

You build me up  
'Til the sky seems low  
Then flop  
I hit the ground  
But you hold my hand  
And around I go  
On the merry-go-run-around

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2496 "2013-11-18T19:46:24Z")

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I took a ride on a shoot-the-chute  
That girl I sat beside was awful cute  
And after while she was holdin’ hands with me

My heart was flyin’ up like a rocket ship  
Down like a roller coaster  
Back like a loop-the-loop  
And around like a merry-go-round

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2497 "2013-11-18T19:48:06Z")

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Remember back to every story told  
Who you were  
Before the rush hour  
Carousel  
Dared to see the world  
With your own two eyes  
So you’ve made mistakes  
Now who’s wide awake  
It’s a tidal wave

Our worlds collide  
Become one in the starlight  
Forget perfect endings  
Let’s dare and live for the day  
Today  
Today’s like no other

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2498 "2013-11-18T19:59:46Z")

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Mary Mary quite contrary,  
We get bored so we get married  
And just like dust we settle in this town.  
On this broken merry go 'round and 'round and ‘round we go,  
Where it stops nobody knows…  
And it ain’t slowin’ down, this merry go 'round…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2499 "2013-11-18T20:02:40Z")

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Well, you always were the showman of the neighborhood  
You were born to be a superstar and you have a guitar, so  
Start a band, write songs, buy an amp, rock ‘n’ roll  
Rent a van, hit the road, fall asleep at the wheel, break your bones

You can turn it up loud on the merry-go-round  
(Round and round and round)  
You will never grow old and you’ll never learn to slow down  
Spinning around at the speed of sound, if you ever come back down  
(You come crashing to the ground)

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2500 "2013-11-18T20:09:20Z")

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Did you find a directing sign  
on the straight and narrow highway?  
Would you mind a reflecting sign  
Just let it shine within your mind  
And show you the colours that are real

Someone is waiting just for you  
spinning wheel is spinning true  
Drop all your troubles, by the river side  
Catch a painted pony  
On the spinning wheel ride

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