# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 126

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2501 "2013-11-18T20:12:24Z")

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My name is Daffy Duck,  
I worked on the merry-go-round,  
The job was swell,  
It paid quite well,  
Then the merry-go-round broke down.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2502 "2013-11-18T23:35:04Z")

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Beyond the Palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard  
Girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors  
And the boys try to look so hard  
The amusement park rises bold and stark  
Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist  
I wanna die with you Wendy on the street tonight  
In an everlasting kiss

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2503 "2013-11-19T14:21:53Z")

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Who’s peekin’ out from under a stairway  
Calling a name that’s lighter than air  
Who’s bending down to give me a rainbow  
Everyone knows it’s Windy  
Who’s tripping down the streets of the city  
Smilin’ at everybody she sees  
Who’s reachin’ out to capture a moment  
Everyone knows it’s Windy

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2504 "2013-11-19T17:26:20Z")

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Who can turn the world on with her smile?  
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?  
Well it’s you girl, and you should know it  
With each glance and every little movement you show it  
Love is all around, no need to waste it  
You can have a town, why don’t you take it  
You’re gonna make it after all  
You’re gonna make it after all

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2505 "2013-11-19T17:31:23Z")

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When you’re alone and life is making you lonely  
You can always go…downtown.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2506 "2013-11-19T17:32:44Z")

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Uptown girl  
She’s been living in her uptown world  
I bet she never had an back street guy  
I bet her mama never told her why

I’m gonna try for an uptown girl  
She’s been living in her white bread world  
As long as anyone with hot blood can  
And now she’s looking for a downtown man  
That’s what I am

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2507 "2013-11-19T19:01:31Z")

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He gets up each morning and he goes downtown  
Where everyone’s his boss and he’s lost in an angry land  
He’s a little man  
But then he comes uptown each evenin’ to my tenement  
Uptown where folks don’t have to pay much rent  
And when he’s there with me he can see that he’s everything  
Then he’s tall, he don’t crawl, he’s a king  
Downtown he’s just one of a million guys  
He don’t get no breaks and he takes all they got to give  
'Cause he’s got to live

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2508 "2013-11-19T20:08:07Z")

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No time to fix my hair, need a new dress to wear  
Old clothes will have to do 'cause the kids all need new shoes  
I got bridge club each Tuesday night; he goes out with the boys and gets tight  
But when the evenin’s through he comes a home to the queen of the house

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2509 "2013-11-20T01:47:55Z")

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Woke up, fell out of bed,  
Dragged a comb across my head  
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,  
And looking up I noticed I was late.  
Found my coat and grabbed my hat  
Made the bus in seconds flat  
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,  
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

I read the news today oh boy  
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire  
And though the holes were rather small  
They had to count them all  
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

I’d love to turn you on

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2510 "2013-11-20T17:41:48Z")

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Hitler, he’s only got one ball,  
The other one is in the Albert Hall.  
His mother, the dirty bugger,  
Chopped it off when he was small.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2511 "2013-11-20T18:47:39Z")

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Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical  
Science in the home  
Late nights all alone with her test tube  
Oh, oh oh oh

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine  
Calls her on the phone  
“Can I take you out to the pictures Joan?”  
But as she’s getting ready to go  
A knock comes on the door

Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer  
Came down upon her head  
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer  
Made sure that she was dead

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2512 "2013-11-20T18:52:34Z")

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Silver and gold, silver and gold  
Everyone wishes for silver and gold  
How do you measure its worth  
Just by the pleasure it gives here on Earth

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2513 "2013-11-20T19:50:04Z")

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Hey babe, you got my soul  
You got the silver, you got the gold.  
A flash of love has made me blind,  
I don’t care, no, that’s the big surprise.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2514 "2013-11-21T01:32:46Z")

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Right before my very eyes  
I thought that you were only fakin’ it  
And like before my heart was takin’ it

Baby what a big surprise  
Right before my very eyes

Yesterday it seemed to me  
My life was nothing more than wasted time  
But here today you’ve softly changed my mind

Baby what a big surprise  
Right before my very eyes

Just to be alone  
Was a little more than I could take  
Then you came to stay  
Hold me in the morning  
Love me in the afternoon  
Help me find my way  
Now and then just like before  
I think about the love I’ve thrown away  
But now it doesn’t matter anyway

Baby, what a big surprise

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2515 "2013-11-21T17:38:19Z")

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Thinking of you’s working up my appetite  
Looking forward to a little after noon delight  
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite  
And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting  
Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2516 "2013-11-21T17:42:58Z")

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We get it almost every night  
When that moon is big and bright  
It’s a supernatural delight  
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight

Everybody here is out of sight  
They don’t bark and they don’t bite  
They keep things loose, they keep 'em tight  
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2517 "2013-11-21T17:47:28Z")

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You can’t start a fire  
You can’t start a fire without a spark  
This gun’s for hire  
even if we’re just dancing in the dark

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2518 "2013-11-21T17:54:26Z")

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Mary Hill used to hang out in Cherry Hill Park  
The game she played lasted all day to way after dark  
Now, all the girls, they criticized her but all the guys just idolized her  
Cause Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark in Cherry Hill Park

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2519 "2013-11-21T17:57:46Z")

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You’ll never know how great a kiss can feel  
When you stop at the top of a Ferris wheel  
When I fell in love down at Palisades Park

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2520 "2013-11-21T18:03:26Z")

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Rollercoaster of Love say what  
Rollercoaster yeah (oohh oohh oohh)…

Oh baby you know what I’m talking about  
Rollercoaster of Love  
Oh yeah it’s Rollercoaster time

Lovin’ you is really wild  
Oh it´s just a love rollercoaster  
Step right up and get your tickets

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