# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 132

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2621 "2013-12-04T22:01:35Z")

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Make 'em laugh  
Make 'em laugh  
Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2622 "2013-12-05T00:36:34Z")

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Even though you’re only make believing  
Laugh, clown, laugh!  
Even though something inside is grieving  
Laugh, clown, laugh!  
Don’t let your heart grow too mellow  
Just be a real Punchinello, fellow

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2623 "2013-12-05T19:22:22Z")

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Only make believe I love you  
Only make believe that you love me

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2624 "2013-12-05T19:23:34Z")

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Say it is only a paper moon  
Sailing over a cardboard sea,  
But it wouldn’t be make believe  
If you believed in me.

Yes It is only a canvas sky  
Hanging over a muslin tree,  
But it wouldn’t be make believe  
If you belived in me.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2625 "2013-12-05T20:36:11Z")

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Almost polite, they point a finger  
Chase the muslin design  
Almost as blind, shrug your shoulder  
Look what you’re leaving behind

On the way out, out of this world  
On a day out, out of this world

Almost apart, I’m divided  
With control dots  
Almost divine, she takes her time  
And she go out of her mind

On the way out, out of this world  
On a day out, out of this world

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2626 "2013-12-05T20:45:26Z")

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You say you wonder what on earth I’m doing here,  
I’m only here to tell you girl:  
I may be an unknown from the twilight zone,  
but the one who’s out of this world!

You’re the one who’s out of this world, sweet baby,  
You’re the one who’s out of this world!  
I’m spinning in an orbit I’ve never been in,  
'cause you’re the one who’s out of this world!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2627 "2013-12-06T15:51:24Z")

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Interplanet Janet, she’s a galaxy girl!  
A solar system witch from a future world.  
She travels like a rocket with her comet team,  
And there’s never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2628 "2013-12-06T16:01:19Z")

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A spaceman came traveling on his ship from afar,  
'Twas light years of time since his mission did start,  
And over a village he halted his craft,  
And it hung in the sky like a star, just like a star,

He followed a light, and came down to a shed,  
Where a mother and child were lying there on a bed,  
A bright light of silver shone round his head,  
And he had the face of an angel, and they were afraid,

Then the stranger spoke, he said, “do not fear,  
I come from a planet a long way from here,  
And I bring a message for mankind to hear”,  
And suddenly the sweetest music filled the air

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2629 "2013-12-06T21:31:33Z")

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A spaceship from another star  
They ask me where all the people are  
What can I tell them?

I tell them I’m the only one  
There was a war but I must have won  
Please take me with you

And I will wait for you  
Until the sky is blue  
And I will wait for you  
What else can I do?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2630 "2013-12-06T21:38:49Z")

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Twinkle, twinkle little star,  
How I wonder what you are.  
Up above the world so high,  
Like a diamond in the sky.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2631 "2013-12-06T22:21:44Z")

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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat,  
How I wonder what you’re at?  
Up above the world so high,  
Like a teatray in the sky,  
twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2632 "2013-12-07T17:15:22Z")

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Like a bat out of hell  
I’ll be gone when the morning comes.  
When the night is over  
Like a bat out of hell  
I’ll be gone gone gone.  
Like a bat out of hell  
I’ll be gone when the morning comes.  
But when the day is done and the sun goes down,  
and the moonlights shining through,  
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven,  
I’ll come crawling on back to you.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2633 "2013-12-07T18:19:34Z")

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'Cause when the loving starts, and the lights go down,  
And there’s not another living soul around,  
Then woo me until the sun comes up,  
And you say that you love me.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2634 "2013-12-07T21:38:56Z")

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All around the shoemaker’s bench  
The monkey chased the weasel  
The monkey stopped to tie his shoe  
Pop! goes the weasel

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2635 "2013-12-07T22:35:43Z")

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Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash  
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash  
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan  
For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2636 "2013-12-07T23:17:13Z")

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Oh my ugly duckling, nobody loves you  
Daddy said he’d buy you some ballet shoes  
But he spent all he had on hash  
And avoiding another crash  
Now who will look after you

Oh you helpless birdlings, nobody wants you  
How will you ever survive out of the nest  
And the wolf will put his nose in  
And the water is so frozen  
You’ll have to swim like all the rest

One night your shoulders will ache  
But next day when you wake  
You’ll sprout wild wings, and fly  
Just like in Swan Lake

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2637 "2013-12-08T00:12:39Z")

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Hush little baby, don’t say a word  
Pappa’s gonna buy you a mockingbird

If that mockingbird don’t sing  
Pappa’s gonna buy you a diamond ring

If that diamond ring turns brass  
Pappa’s gonna buy you a lookin’ glass

If that lookin’ glass gets broke  
Pappa’s gonna buy you billy goat

If that billy goat don’t pull  
Pappa’s gonna buy you a cart and bull

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2638 "2013-12-09T15:03:13Z")

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Everybody have you heard  
He’s gonna buy me a mockingbird  
And if that mockingbird don’t sing  
He’s gonna buy me a diamond ring  
And if that diamond ring won’t shine  
He’s gonna surely break this heart of mine  
And that’s why I keep on tellin’ everybody  
Say yeah, yeah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh, oh

Hear me now and understand  
He’s gonna find me some piece of mind  
And if that piece of mind won’t stay  
I’m gonna find myself a better way  
And if that better way ain’t so  
I’ll ride with the tide and go with the flow  
And that’s why I keep on shoutin’ in your ear  
Say yeah, yeah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh, oh

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2639 "2013-12-09T15:10:18Z")

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I’m not the kinda girl  
Who gives up just like that  
_Oh no_

The tide is high  
But I’m holding on  
I’m gonna be your number one

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2640 "2013-12-09T17:58:05Z")

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Sylvia  
Yes, Mickey  
How do you call your lover boy  
Come here, lover boy

And if he doesn’t answer  
Oh lover boy

And if he still doesn’t answer  
I simply say  
Baby, oh baby  
My sweet baby, you’re the one  
Baby, oh baby  
My sweet baby, you’re the one

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