# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 136

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2701 "2013-12-11T17:59:59Z")

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I’m not looking for a lady.  
I’m just waiting on a friend.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2702 "2013-12-11T18:03:02Z")

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A million years, I would wait for you  
A million tears, baby I’d be true  
A million miles, I would follow you  
A million years, if you want me to

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2703 "2013-12-11T18:12:00Z")

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Now it’s been ten thousand years  
Man has cried a billion tears  
For what he never knew

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2704 "2013-12-11T18:18:03Z")

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I’m sorry to have taken so long  
It must have been a bitch while I was gone–  
All this time you put up a fear,  
For a hundred thousand years .

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2705 "2013-12-11T18:23:06Z")

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So now you’re back from outer space?

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2706 "2013-12-11T18:26:12Z")

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I’m the urban space man, baby; I’ve got speed  
I’ve got everything I need  
I’m the urban spaceman, baby; I can fly  
I’m a supersonic guy

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2707 "2013-12-11T18:29:20Z")

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I am the wizard of speed and time.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2708 "2013-12-11T18:40:23Z")

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But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man. That he didn’t, didn’t already have

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2709 "2013-12-11T18:43:48Z")

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It’s a Barnum and Bailey world  
Just as phony as it can be  
But it wouldn’t be make-believe  
If you believed in me

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2710 "2013-12-11T19:05:34Z")

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Girls will be boys and boys will be girls  
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2711 "2013-12-12T01:52:52Z")

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You’ve got your mother in a whirl 'cause she’s  
Not sure if you’re a boy or a girl  
Hey babe, your hair’s alright  
Hey babe, let’s stay out tonight  
You like me, and I like it all  
We like dancing and we look divine  
You love bands when they’re playing hard  
You want more and you want it fast  
They put you down, they say I’m wrong  
You tacky thing, you put them on

Rebel Rebel, you’ve torn your dress  
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess  
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?  
Hot tramp, I love you so!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2712 "2013-12-12T02:20:20Z")

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Met a little lady and her name was Alice.  
She had friends and her friends had her it seems.  
Face was dirty and her sweater was baggy,  
Pants were tight and her hair was shaggy,  
I’ve seen her kind on college football teams.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2713 "2013-12-12T03:15:15Z")

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All the young girls love Alice  
Tender young Alice they say  
Come over and see me  
Come over and please me  
Alice it’s my turn today

All the young girls love Alice  
Tender young Alice they say  
If I give you my number  
Will you promise to call me  
Wait 'til my husband’s away

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2714 "2013-12-12T08:08:19Z")

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You know my name, look up the number  
You know my name, look up the number  
You, you know, you know my name  
You, you know, you know my name

{Good evening and welcome to Slaggers, featuring Denis O’Bell  
Come on Ringo, here we go  
Let’s here it for Denis, ha hey, good evening}

You know my name, better look up my number  
You know my name, that’s right, look up my number  
You, you know, you know my name  
You, you know, you know my name

You know my name, ba ba ba, look up the number  
You know my name, ha, that’s right, look up the number  
Ooh, you know, you know, you know my name  
You know, you know you know my name

You know my name, ba ba ba bam, look up the number  
You know my name, look up the number  
You, you know, you know my name baby  
You, you know, you know my name

You know, you know my name  
You know, you know my name  
(Oh let’s hear it)  
(Go on Denis, let’s hear it for Denis O’Bell)

(My name)  
You know, you know you know my name  
(You know my name, you know my number)  
You know, you know you know my name  
(You know my number, you know my number)

Prr, prr, you know my name, look up the number  
You know my name, look up the number  
(Me number)  
You know, you know my name  
(You know me name, look up the number)

You know my name  
(You know my name)  
You know  
(You know my number two)  
You know my name  
(You know me number three)  
You know my name  
(You know my number four)  
You know my name [incomprehensible] mate  
(You know me name)  
You know  
(You know me number two)  
Look up the name  
(You know me name, you know me number)  
(What’s up with you? ha)  
(You know me name, that’s right)  
Yeah

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2715 "2013-12-12T12:53:58Z")

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Oh yeah  
Your one and only life  
Ripped from the earth with these bare hands  
You dare

Question the ritual  
Despite continual  
Threats of “gonna get you all”

1 law for the officers  
1 for the gentlemen  
2 bad you 3 know what it’s 4  
5 for this awful dive  
6 for the genetics  
7 for the lucky pricks who went into heaven

Nightmare  
We ride for miles and miles  
Following the howling of our prey  
Out there  
Reload our yellow rigs  
Scrambling for shelter  
Dig a void, decay

1 for the flaming sun  
2 for the location  
3 for the martyrs and the stars  
4 for the wind and sand  
5 so you understand  
6 for the slips 'twixt the cup and the lips

1 for the cockpit blues  
2 for the Panzer crews  
3 for the vast and molten sky  
4 for the failed talks  
5 for the knives and forks  
6 for forbidden kicks  
All the yobbos in the sticks

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2716 "2013-12-12T13:04:58Z")

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,  
my true love sent to me  
Twelve drummers drumming,  
Eleven pipers piping,  
Ten lords a-leaping,  
Nine ladies dancing,  
Eight maids a-milking,  
Seven swans a-swimming,  
Six geese a-laying,  
Five golden rings,  
Four calling birds,  
Three French hens,  
Two turtle doves,  
And a partridge in a pear tree.

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2717 "2013-12-12T13:18:43Z")

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Why do birds  
suddenly appear,  
every time  
you are near?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2718 "2013-12-12T13:20:45Z")

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When rose the eastern star, the birds came from a-far,  
in that full might of glory.  
With one melodious voice they sweetly did rejoice  
and sang the wonderous story,  
sang, praising God on high, enthroned above the sky,  
and his fair mother Mary.

The eagle left his lair, came winging through the air,  
his message loud arising.  
And to his joyous cry the sparrow made reply,  
his answer sweetly voicing.  
“Overcome are death and strife, this night is born new life”,  
the robin sang rejoicing.  
When rose the eastern star, the birds came from a-far.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2719 "2013-12-12T17:48:59Z")

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Once upon a time in a far off land  
Wise men saw a sign and set out aross the sand  
Songs of praise to sing, they travelled day and night  
Precious gifts to bring, guided by the light  
They chased a brand new star, ever towards the west  
Across the mountains far, but when it came to rest  
They scarce believed their eyes, they’d come so many miles  
And the miracle they prized was nothing but a child

Nothing but a child could wash these tears away  
Or guide a weary world into the light of day  
And nothing but a child could help erase these miles  
So once again we all can be children for awhile

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2720 "2013-12-12T17:55:36Z")

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As lately we watch’d o’er our fields thro’ the night,  
A star there was seen of such glorious light.  
All thro’ the night, angels did sing  
Carols so sweet of the birth of a King.

A King of such beauty was ne’er before seen,  
And Mary His mother so like a queen.  
Blessed be the hour, welcome the morn,  
For Christ our dear Saviour on earth now is born.

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