# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 139

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2761 "2013-12-21T20:52:55Z")

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A Babe is born, all of a Maid  
To bring salvation unto us:  
No more are we to sing afraid,  
Veni, Creator Spiritus

Bethlehem, That blessed place,  
The Child of bliss then born He was;  
He aye to serve God give us grace,  
O Lux beata Trinitas.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2762 "2013-12-21T21:28:23Z")

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Glad Christmas bells, your music tells  
The sweet and pleasant story  
How came to earth, in lowly birth,  
The Lord of life and glory.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2763 "2013-12-21T21:49:42Z")

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Jingle Bells  
Batman Smells  
Robin Laid an Egg  
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel  
And Joker got away

[Can you tell that I dislike Christmas Carols? :D]

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2764 "2013-12-22T00:35:59Z")

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Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock  
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring  
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun  
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock  
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time  
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square  
In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it’s the right time  
To rock the night away

Jingle bell time is a swell time  
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh  
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet  
Jingle around the clock

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2765 "2013-12-22T02:50:16Z")

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I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle  
As I go ridin’ merrily along  
And they sing, “Oh ain’t you glad you’re single”  
And that song ain’t so very far from wrong

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2766 "2013-12-23T03:24:03Z")

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Tall in the saddle, we spend Christmas Day,  
driving the cattle over snow covered-plains.  
All of the good gifts given today,  
ours is the sky and the wide open range.  
Back in the cities they have different ways,  
football and eggnog and Christmas parades.  
I’ll take my saddle, I’ll take the reins,  
It’s Christmas for cowboys wide-open plains.

A campfire for warmth as we stop for the night, the stars overhead are  
Christmas tree lights.  
The wind sings a hymn as we bow down to pray, It’s Christmas for cowboys,  
wide-open plains.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2767 "2013-12-23T21:22:34Z")

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Were you there, were you there, on that Christmas night  
When the world was filled with a holy light?  
Were you there to behold when the wonder foretold  
Came to Earth?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2768 "2013-12-24T00:04:44Z")

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Paul is making me nervous  
Paul is making me scared  
Walk into this room and swaggers  
Like he’s God’s own messenger  
Changed the name of my brother

Changed the things that he said  
Says he speaks to him  
But he never even knew the man  
But I’d give my life for him

Like water through my hands  
You’d give him any ending  
But if he’s all you say  
Would he fly from heaven

To this world again  
To this world again

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2769 "2013-12-24T02:56:09Z")

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From Heaven above to earth I come,  
To bear good news to every home;  
Glad tidings of great joy I bring,  
Whereof I now will say and sing.

To you, this night, is born a Child  
Of Mary, chosen mother mild;  
This tender Child of lowly birth,  
Shall be the joy of all your earth.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2770 "2013-12-24T20:51:04Z")

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Once in royal David’s city,  
Stood a lowly cattle shed;  
Where a mother laid her Baby,  
In a manger for a bed.  
Mary was that mother mild,  
Jesus Christ, her little Child.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2771 "2013-12-25T02:44:31Z")

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Mother Mary, feel me prevail…  
You’re not anything at all  
Drifting, fading, clean, sharp detail…  
You’re not anything at all

Stationary, vivid and clear…  
You’re not anything at all  
Mother Mary, save your tears…  
I’m not anything at all

I don’t think that I, I don’t think that i…  
Can feel anything at all, and i…  
Mother Mary, broken and pale…  
You’re not anything at all

Watching, waiting, withered and frail…  
You’re not anything at all  
Visionary, wasted, stagnant years…  
You’re not anything at all

Mother Mary, silence your fears…  
I’m not anything at all  
Mother Mary, feel me fade  
Hear me whisper, hear me fade

Drifting, waiting, feel me fade  
In the distance, far away

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2772 "2013-12-25T03:31:09Z")

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The first good joy that Mary had  
It was the joy of one  
To see her own son Jesus Christ  
When He was first of son  
When He was first of son, good man  
And blessed may he be  
Oh, oh, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost  
For all eternity  
Oh, oh, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost  
For all eternity

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2773 "2013-12-25T05:23:39Z")

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And the three men I admire most  
The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost  
They caught the last train for the coast  
The day the music died

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2774 "2013-12-25T14:41:34Z")

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Joy to the world, the Lord is come!  
Let earth receive her King;  
let every heart prepare him room,  
and heaven and nature sing,  
and heaven and nature sing,  
and heaven and nature sing.

Joy to the world, the Savior reigns!  
Let all their songs employ;  
while fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains  
repeat the sounding joy,  
repeat the sounding joy,  
repeat the sounding joy.

No more let sins and sorrows grow,  
nor thorns infest the ground;  
he comes to make his blessings flow  
far as the curse is found,  
far as the curse is found,  
far as the curse is found.

He rules the world with truth and grace,  
and makes the nations prove  
the glories of his righteousness,  
and wonders of his love,  
and wonders of his love,  
and wonders of his love.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2775 "2013-12-25T15:05:33Z")

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Jeremiah was a bull frog  
Was a good friend of mine  
I never understood a single word he said  
But I helped him drink his wine  
And he always had some mighty fine wine

Singin’  
Joy to the world  
All the boys and girls, now  
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea  
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world  
Tell you what I’d do  
I’d throw away the cars and the bars and the wars  
Make sweet love to you

Singin’ now  
Joy to the world  
All the boys and girls  
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea  
Joy to you and me

You know I love the ladies  
Love to have my fun  
I’m a high night flier and a rainbow rider  
A straight-shootin’ son of a gun  
I said a straight shootin’ son of a gun

Joy to the world  
All the boys and girls  
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea  
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world  
All the boys and girls  
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea  
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world  
All the boys and girls  
Joy to the world  
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world  
All the boys and girls, now  
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea  
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world  
All the boys and girls  
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea  
Joy to you and me

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2776 "2013-12-25T21:28:30Z")

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What’s that smells like fish, oh baby?  
I really would like to know

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2777 "2013-12-26T00:50:17Z")

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The first thing that I saw as,  
The fisherman smiled at me  
Were empty people dressed in grey,  
Floating out to sea  
The rain lashed down in darkness  
A lizard blinked an eye  
And time stopped in the silence  
The small fish gave a cry

The next thing that I saw as,  
Things were fading fast  
Were dreams of children’s laughter,  
Smoldering to dust  
The rain lashed down in darkness  
A lizard blinked an eye  
And time stopped in the silence  
The small fish gave a cry

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2778 "2013-12-26T03:16:23Z")

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And just when you mean to tell her  
That you have no love to give her  
Then she gets you on her wavelength  
And she lets the river answer  
That you’ve always been her lover  
And you want to travel with her  
And you want to travel blind  
And you know that she will trust you  
For you’ve touched her perfect body with your mind.  
And Jesus was a sailor  
When he walked upon the water  
And he spent a long time watching  
From his lonely wooden tower  
And when he knew for certain  
Only drowning men could see him  
He said “All men will be sailors then  
Until the sea shall free them”  
But he himself was broken  
Long before the sky would open  
Forsaken, almost human  
He sank beneath your wisdom like a stone

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2779 "2013-12-26T13:46:14Z")

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[Durn-already used “Dogs” upthread…oh well…]

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2780 "2013-12-26T16:50:32Z")

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There’s a port on a western bay  
And it serves a hundred ships a day  
Lonely sailors pass the time away  
And talk about their homes

And there’s a girl in this harbor town  
And she works layin’ whiskey down  
They say “Brandy, fetch another round”  
She serves them whiskey and wine

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