# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 143

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2841 "2013-12-31T20:01:15Z")

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The whine in your hand is worth two at the bar  
And everybody knows what you’ve been drinking  
Disgraceful night flecked with a nightmare of stars  
And everybody knows how you’ve been sinking

Long distance century buzzes and fades  
An automatic charge on your mind  
Previews, processions and parades  
You’ve got to grind, grind it out…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2842 "2013-12-31T21:54:46Z")

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Should auld acquaintance be forgot,  
And never brought to mind?  
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,  
And days o’ lang syne!

For auld lang syne, my dear  
For auld lang syne,  
We’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet  
For auld lang syne!

We twa hae run about the braes,  
And pu’d the gowans fine,  
But we’ve wander’d mony a weary foot  
Sin’ auld lang syne.

We twa hae paidl’t in the burn  
Frae morning sun till dine,  
But seas between us braid hae roar’d  
Sin’ auld lang syne.

And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere,  
And gie’s a hand o’ thine,  
And we’ll tak a right guid willie-waught  
For auld lang syne!

And surely ye’ll be your pint’ stoup,  
And surely I’ll be mine!  
And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet  
For auld lang syne!

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2843 "2014-01-01T00:44:57Z")

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(Very timely post, Professor.:))

Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink on me.  
Everybody have a drink on me.  
Hey hey, everybody drink on me.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2844 "2014-01-01T00:53:15Z")

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Drink to me only with thine eyes,  
And I will pledge with mine;  
Or leave a kiss within the cup  
And I’ll not ask for wine.  
The thirst that from the soul doth rise  
Doth ask a drink divine;  
But might I of Jove’s nectar sip,  
I would not change for thine.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2845 "2014-01-01T01:33:52Z")

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I don’t care if my liver is hanging by a thread  
Don’t care if my doctor says I ought to be dead  
When my ugly big car won’t climb this hill  
I’ll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill  
'cos if you wanna run cool  
If you wanna run cool  
Yes if you wanna run cool, you got to run  
On heavy, heavy fuel

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**Author:** ![QueenOfClubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/53a042/32.png) [@QueenOfClubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenOfClubs)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2846 "2014-01-01T10:54:03Z")

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It was Christmas Eve babe  
In the drunk tank  
An old man said to me,  
Won’t see another one  
And then he sang a song  
The Rare Old Mountain Dew  
I turned my face away  
And dreamed about you

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2847 "2014-01-01T16:26:18Z")

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I woke up and I had a big idea  
To buy a new soul at the start of every year  
I paid up and it cost me pretty dear  
Here’s a hymn to those that disappear

I still wave at the dots on the shore  
And I still beat my head against the wall  
I still rage and wage my little war  
I’m a shade and easy to ignore

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2848 "2014-01-01T16:29:50Z")

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Cellophane  
Mister Cellophane  
Shoulda been my name  
Mister Cellophane  
'Cause you can look right through me  
Walk right by me  
And never know I’m there…

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2849 "2014-01-01T16:54:53Z")

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Just walk on by,  
Wait on the corner…

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2850 "2014-01-01T19:09:53Z")

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…said he’s got a job for me to do  
standing on the corner in San Diego  
pocket full of red balloons.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2851 "2014-01-01T19:33:41Z")

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You and I, and a little toy shop  
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got  
Set them free at the break of dawn  
'Til one by one, they were gone

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2852 "2014-01-01T19:52:36Z")

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Desmond has his barrow in the market place…  
Molly is the singer in a band…  
Desmond says to Molly “Girl, I like your face”  
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2853 "2014-01-01T21:15:13Z")

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Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2854 "2014-01-01T22:55:25Z")

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Semolina Pilchard  
Climbing up the Eiffel tower  
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna  
Man, you should have seen them kicking  
Edgar Allen Poe

I am the eggman  
They are the eggmen  
I am the walrus  
Goo goo g’ joob

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2855 "2014-01-01T23:15:07Z")

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By the last breath of the four winds that blow  
I’ll have revenge upon Fortunato  
Smile in his face I’ll say, “Come let us go”  
I’ve a cask of amontillado

Sheltered inside from the cold of the snow  
Follow me now to the vault down below  
Drinking the wine as we laugh at the time  
Which is passing incredibly slow

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**Author:** ![QueenOfClubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/53a042/32.png) [@QueenOfClubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenOfClubs)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2856 "2014-01-02T00:08:03Z")

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Yeah, a storm is threatening my very life today. If I don’t get some shelter, I’m going to fade away.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2857 "2014-01-02T03:06:49Z")

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I’ve got this feeling stirring in my new blue jeans  
And I need some loving…or I…just might…have to…SCREAM!

Oh oh oh, I just want your dirty love  
Oh oh oh, I just want your dirty love  
All I need is to get in between your sheets  
Oh oh oh  
I just want your dirty love

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2858 "2014-01-02T03:13:09Z")

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Well I love that dirty water-  
Oh, Boston you’re my home!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2859 "2014-01-02T03:59:46Z")

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Burn on, big river, burn on  
Burn on, big river, burn on  
Now the Lord can make you tumble  
And the Lord can make you turn  
And the Lord can make you overflow  
But the Lord can’t make you burn

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**Author:** ![QueenOfClubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/53a042/32.png) [@QueenOfClubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenOfClubs)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/2860 "2014-01-02T05:21:44Z")

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Oh, blackwater keep on rollin’, Mississippi moon won’t you keep on shining on me

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