# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/281 "2013-05-31T16:04:07Z")

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The ice caps are melting, oh ho ho ho!  
All the world is drowning, oh ho ho ho ho.  
The ice caps are melting,  
The tide is rushing in.  
All the world is drowning,  
To wash away the sin.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/282 "2013-05-31T18:43:39Z")

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Splish, splash, I was taking a bath

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/283 "2013-05-31T18:48:41Z")

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Singing in the bathtub  
Sitting all alone  
Tearing out a tonsil  
Just like a baritone  
Singing through the soap suds  
Life is full of hope  
I can sing with feeling  
While feeling the soap

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/284 "2013-05-31T18:48:55Z")

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Rubber duckie, you’re the one!  
You make bathtime lots of fun!  
Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fond of you.

Rubber duckie, joy of joys!  
When I squeeze you, you make noise!  
Rubber duckie, you’re my very best friend, it’s true.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/285 "2013-05-31T19:09:15Z")

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I like the way he waddles  
And I like to hear him talk  
And when somebody makes him mad  
Quack, quack, quack, how he can squawk

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/286 "2013-05-31T19:52:31Z")

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All of a sudden I began to change  
I was on the dance floor acting strange  
Flapping my arms I began to cluck  
Look at me…I’m the disco duck

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/287 "2013-05-31T20:06:11Z")

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Don’t try to take me to a disco.  
You’ll never even get me out on the floor.  
In ten minutes, I’ll be late for the door.  
I like that old time rock and roll.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/288 "2013-05-31T20:13:32Z")

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I dig Rock and Roll music  
And I love to get the chance to play. (and sing it)  
I figure it’s about the happiest sound goin’ down today.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/289 "2013-05-31T21:40:35Z")

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Rock 'n roll is here to stay,  
it will never die  
It was meant to be that way,  
though I don’t know why  
I don’t care what people say,  
rock 'n roll is here to stay

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/290 "2013-05-31T22:39:45Z")

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But it was alright, we’re gonna rock & roll tonight  
Hey dad don’t lean on the record machine  
Or mess around with the big red light  
Yes it was alright, we’re gonna rock & roll tonight  
Jody’s on the ground goin’ round & round  
'Cause her baby’s got her jeans too tight

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/291 "2013-05-31T22:47:41Z")

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Night falls on the city, baby feels the beat  
Slick and sexy angel of the street  
The queen of all the night birds watch her when she walks  
She don’t say nothing but, baby makes her blue jeans talk

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/292 "2013-06-01T01:01:55Z")

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Blue Jean-she got a camouflaged face and no money

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/293 "2013-06-01T02:45:26Z")

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How do you spell love? M-O-N-E-Y

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/294 "2013-06-01T05:32:17Z")

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If you’ve got the money, honey  
I’ve got the time

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/295 "2013-06-01T15:09:57Z")

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If I could save time in a bottle  
The first thing that I’d like to do  
Is to save every day till eternity passes away  
Just to spend them with you.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/296 "2013-06-01T16:06:14Z")

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(No time left for you) On my way to better things  
(No time left for you) I found myself some wings  
(No time left for you) Distant roads are callin’ me  
(No time left for you) Da-un-da-un-da-un-da-un-da

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/297 "2013-06-01T20:17:49Z")

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It’s the way that you feel  
It’s the truth in your eye  
You got wings upon your back and you can fly

It’s the way that you feel  
It’s the truth in your eye  
'Cause you’re up against the world and still you rise  
And still you rise

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/298 "2013-06-01T20:23:24Z")

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Sometimes I get overcharged  
That’s when you see sparks  
They ask me where the hell I’m going  
At a thousand feet per second  
Hey man, slow down, slow down  
Idiot, slow down, slow down

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/299 "2013-06-01T21:45:51Z")

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He passed a sign that he should have seen,  
saying, “Shift to low gear or fifty dollar fine, my friend.”

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/300 "2013-06-01T21:53:23Z")

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My daddy said “Son, you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’  
If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

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