# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3061 "2014-01-24T01:28:06Z")
Oooh! Never hit your Grandma with a shovel It makes a bad impression on her mind (On her mind) In a better way impart All the love things in your heart For it’s possible she may retort in kind (Retort in kind) Remember Granny’s known you since a baby And even though in fun, could prove a shock (Prove a shock) So respect her aged head, Stay the shovel and instead Paste your dear old, sweet old Grandma With a rock. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3062 "2014-01-24T02:08:02Z")
Feuding and fussing and a-fighting Sometimes it gets to be exciting Don’t like them ornery neighbors down by the creek We’ll be plumb out of neighbors next week Grandma, poor old grandma Why’d they have to shoot poor grandma She lies 'neath the clover Someone caught her bending over Picking up a daisy Feuding and fussing and a-fighting This is a wrong that needs a righting Let’s get that funeral service over So then we can start in a-feuding again ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3063 "2014-01-24T03:07:07Z")
Daisy, give yourself away Look up at the rain The beautiful display Of power and surrender Giving us today And she gives herself away Rain, another rainy day Comes up from the ocean Give herself away She comes down easy On rich and debt the same And she gives herself away ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3064 "2014-01-24T13:15:57Z")
Here comes the rain again. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3065 "2014-01-24T16:20:33Z")
Hot sticky scenes you know what I mean Like a desert sun that burns my skin I’ve been waiting for her so long Open the sky (and let her come down) Here comes the rain I love the rain Here she comes again Rain Rain Rain ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3066 "2014-01-24T16:30:06Z")
Rain, feel it on my finger tips Hear it on my window pane Your love’s coming down like Rain, wash away my sorrow Take away my pain Your love’s coming down like rain ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3067 "2014-01-24T16:37:54Z")
Rainy day, dream away Ah let the sun take a holiday Flowers bathe an’ ah see the children play Lay back and groove on a rainy day. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3068 "2014-01-24T18:01:41Z")
Rubber ducky, you’re the one You make bath time lots of fun Rubber ducky I’m awfully fond of you ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3069 "2014-01-24T21:11:31Z")
Be kind to your web footed friends, For that duck may be somebody’s mother She lives in a hole in a swamp Where the weather is always damp You may think that this is the end: Well it is, but to prove that we’re all liars We’re going to sing it again, But only this time we will sing a little higher ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3070 "2014-01-24T22:55:13Z")
There does sit my father, the King a hey ho and me bonny o And yonder sits my mother the Queen The swans swim so bonny o And there does sit my brother Hugh a hey ho and me bonny o And by him William, sweet and true The swans swim so bonny o. And there does sit my false sister Anne a hey ho and me bonny o Who drowned me for the sake of a man The swans swim so bonny o. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3071 "2014-01-24T23:03:02Z")
Down in the willow garden Where me and my love did meet As we sat a-courtin’ My love fell off to sleep I had a bottle of Burgundy wine My love, she did not know So I poisoned that dear little girl On the banks below I drew a saber through her It was a bloody knife I threw her in the river Which was a dreadful sign My father often told me That money would set me free If I would murder that dear little girl Whose name was Rose Connelly ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3072 "2014-01-24T23:27:47Z")
And seven long years is your sentence You’re going to Van Diemen’s Land Far away from your friends and relations That follow the black velvet band ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3073 "2014-01-24T23:29:30Z")
You can’t run from me Kim It’s just us, nobody else! You’re only making this harder on yourself Ha! Ha! Got’cha! (Ahh!) Ha! Go ahead yell! Here I’ll scream with you! AH SOMEBODY HELP! Don’t you get it bitch, no one can hear you? Now shut the fuck up and get what’s comin to you You were supposed to love me {_Kim choking_} NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED! ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3074 "2014-01-24T23:59:29Z")
Only women bleed… Only women bleed… Only women ble-heeeed… Only women bleed. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3075 "2014-01-25T02:05:15Z")
And honey all the movements you’re starting to make See me crumble and fall on my face And I know the mistakes that I made See it all disappear without a trace And they call as they beckon you on They say start as you mean to go on As you mean to go on, as you mean to go on So meet me by the bridge, meet me by the lane When am I gonna see that pretty face again Meet me on the road, meet me where I said Blame it all upon A rush of blood to the head ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3076 "2014-01-25T02:57:21Z")
A cowboy lay in it all covered with gore And he never will ride any broncos no more Oh, pity the cowboy, all bloody and red For the bronco fell on him and bashed in his head There was blood on the saddle and blood all around And a great big puddle of blood on the ground ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3077 "2014-01-25T03:37:08Z")
As I walked down in the streets of Laredo As I walked down in Laredo one day, I spied a cowpuncher, all wrapped in white linen Wrapped up in white linen and cold as the clay. “I see by your outfit, that you are a cowboy.” These words he did say as I slowly walked by. “Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story, For I’m shot in the chest, and today I must die.” ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3078 "2014-01-25T14:10:12Z")
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons And set up shop at the top of four seasons Kid Rock and I’m the real McCoy And I’m headin’ out west sucker…because I wanna be a Cowboy baby ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3079 "2014-01-25T14:47:12Z")
It was Della and a dealer and a dog named Jake, And a cat named Kalamazoo, Left the city in a pick-up truck. Gonna make some dreams come true. Yeah, they rolled out west where the wild sun sets, And the coyote bays at the moon. Della and a dealer and a dog named Jake, And a cat named Kalamazoo. If that cat could talk, what tales he’d tell, About Della and the Dealer and the dog as well. But the cat was cool, And he never said a mumblin’ word. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3080 "2014-01-25T15:34:44Z")
Tweeter and the monkey man were hard up for cash They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash To an undercover cop who had a sister named jan For reasons unexplained she loved the monkey man Tweeter was a boy scout before she went to vietnam And found out the hard way nobody gives a damn They knew that they found freedom just across the jersey line So they hopped into a stolen car took highway 99 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=153) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=155)