# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3301 "2014-02-08T04:26:35Z")
Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve I know I’ll never forget that horrible sight I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right Won’t come back from Dead Man’s Curve Dead Man’s Curve, it’s no place to play Dead Man’s Curve, you best keep away Dead Man’s Curve, I can hear 'em say Won’t come back from Dead Man’s Curve ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3302 "2014-02-08T04:42:15Z")
I’m a-toolin’ down the road about a quarter ‘til nine Gotta keep a date with this chick of mine But it’s gettin’ kinda late and I cross the center line _Ka-smash_ Transfusion, transfusion I’m just one big ugly mass of contusions I’m never, never, never gonna speed again Pump another gallon in me, Alan Hey Daddy-O, make that Type O ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3303 "2014-02-08T06:22:37Z")
I don’t want a pickle Just want to ride on my motorcycle And I don’t want a tickle 'Cause I’d rather ride on my motorcycle And I don’t want to die Just want to ride on my motorcycle ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3304 "2014-02-08T06:29:15Z")
Oh Tokyo, They got some saki, and sashimi, and some clean sheets, Oh, kimono, oh, kimono. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3305 "2014-02-08T13:23:10Z")
I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture I’d like a million of you all round my cell I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You’ve got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round I’m turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3306 "2014-02-08T13:38:44Z")
Well I’m here looking through an old picture frame Just waiting for the perfect view I hope something special will step in to my life Another fine edition of you A pin-up done in shades of blue Sometimes you find a yearning for the quiet life The country air and all its joys But badgers couldn’t compensate at twice the price For just another night with the boys oh yeah And boys will be boys, will be boys They say love’s a gamble, hard to win, easy lose And while sun shines you’d better make hay So if life is your table and fate is the wheel Then let the chips fall where they may In modern times the modern way And as I was drifting past the Lorelei I heard those slinky sirens wail, whooo So look out sailor when you hear them croon You’ll never been the same again oh no Their crazy music drives you insane, this way ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3307 "2014-02-08T14:13:58Z")
Cum on feel the noize Girls rock your boys We’ll get wild, wild, wild Wild, wild, wild So you think I got an evil mind I tell you honey I don’t know why I don’t know why So you think my singin’s out of time It makes me money ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3308 "2014-02-08T16:43:12Z")
Wild thing. You make my heart sing. You make everything…groovy. Wild thing, I think I love you. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3309 "2014-02-08T19:11:27Z")
Can’t stop yawning, clear blue morning In mourning no more Come and see the wild things Just beyond the door But there’s an old man here who claims that he knew you In another life I’m not sure what he said And could it be that he still thinks you’re his wife I’ve been waiting seems like eternity I’ve been waiting, waiting for you I’m still waiting, if you remember me I’ll be waiting, waiting for you ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3310 "2014-02-08T20:11:36Z")
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3311 "2014-02-09T00:26:04Z")
I woke up this morning, Lucille was not in sight. I asked my friends about her but all their lips were tight. Lucille, please, come back where you belong. I been good to you, baby, please, don’t leave me alone. Lucille, baby, satisfy my heart. Lucille, baby, satisfy my heart. I played for it, baby, and gave you such a wonderful start. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3312 "2014-02-09T04:24:12Z")
As I was motivatin’ over the hill I saw Maybelline in a Coup de Ville A Cadillac arollin’ on the open road Nothin’ will outrun my V8 Ford The Cadillac doin’ about ninety five She’s bumper to bumper, rollin’ side to side Maybelline, why can’t you be true Oh Maybelline , why can’t you be true You done started back doin’ the things you used to do ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3313 "2014-02-09T04:26:28Z")
I’ll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn. Beep, beep! Beep, beep! His horn went beep, beep, beep. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3314 "2014-02-09T15:29:02Z")
If you’re on the highway and Road Runner goes beep beep. Just step aside or might end up in a heap. Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day. Even the coyote can’t make him change his ways. Road Runner, the coyote’s after you. Road Runner, if he catches you you’re through. Road Runner, the coyote’s after you. Road Runner, if he catches you you’re through. That coyote is really a crazy clown, When will he learn he can never mow him down? Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone, Just runnin’ down the road’s his idea of having fun. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3315 "2014-02-09T15:58:17Z")
Well, I’m running down the road tryin’ to loosen my load I’ve got seven women on my mind, Four that wanna own me, Two that wanna stone me, One says she’s a friend of mine Take It easy, take it easy Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3316 "2014-02-09T19:34:21Z")
Come on, climb into my golden cockpit Love you till you’re seeing stars and stripes Burning rubber on the Southern highway Gonna take you for a freedom ride Get inside! Wham, bam, thank you man, Get inside my fucking gold Trans Am ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3317 "2014-02-09T20:23:29Z")
A flag appears mid thunderous cheers The emblem of the Western land. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3318 "2014-02-09T20:29:05Z")
Some folks are born to wave the flag, Ooh, they’re red, white and blue. And when the band plays “Hail to the chief”, Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord, It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no senator’s son, son. It ain’t me, it ain’t me; I ain’t no fortunate one, no, Yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3319 "2014-02-09T21:37:16Z")
Your flag decal won’t get you Into Heaven any more. They’re already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don’t like killin’ No matter what the reason’s for, And your flag decal won’t get you Into Heaven any more. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3320 "2014-02-09T21:40:16Z")
Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build all the bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks. You that never done nothin’ But build to destroy You play with my world Like it’s your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=165) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=167)